Can you get in trouble for going to those massage parlors?

[Brittany H]

You know, the special kind. I was thinking about going to one but am terrified at the thought that the cops are gonna bust into that place and catch me with my pants down lol.

 

[redapples]

Listen to all the advice you received already.

 

[AaronTassle]

"They're" following you around right now. That car that you notice up the street, that's "them". "They" are just waiting for you to make your move. Whether it's an mp or an sp "they" will be waiting and just when you think it's safe, "they" are gonna bust your ass. Your picture will be on the front page of the Sun, the Herald won't touch the story, and "they" will tell everyone how "they" are going to make an example of you.

Getting tired of your paranoia dude, shit or get off the pot.

Have a nice day!

 

[Larrisa]

Yes, when she catches you. And the way you're going, you seem the type that won't be able to keep it together afterwards...

 

[Pompal 09.]

I remember you posted a comment where you mentioned you were approx 20 years old, I too started hitting the massages around that time! Worried a few moments earlier on, but as time passed never really thought too much into it, mainly because my spider sense and jedi powers enhanced as I got older!

Anyways the chances of ANYONE getting caught is slim to none, but the chances of YOU getting caught are impossible, your spider sense are so strong it knocked you back to a level 5 lurker mode! Im Jokin man!

I haven't done any factual research but I'm pretty sure it's not that common! Again it's good to always have massageplanet handy to give everyone a heads up! Go out there bust a nut and if you get caught, oh well at least you got some street credit LOL

 

[Pleccy]

Technically, if you go see someone at an incall you will be less likely to get busted. And I'm gonna guess you will have a more comfortable time.

 

[MusicIsLife]

He tried that. Total implosion. My advice is go play more video games, maybe create a model in SimCity that includes an mp and practice there for another 5 or 10 years.

 

[gretcho]

Great thanks for the help man. Appreciate it!

 

[cjw08]

You talk as if my nervousness affects you in some physical way. With all due respect, if you don't like my questions or the way I do things, then please don't bother replying to my threads. Thank you.

 

[Schooling You]

It's hard to get any respect around this crowd.
Most don't remember how nervous or anxious they were the first time.

Biggest problem with MP places is that the really popular ones start getting a reputation word of mouth quickly and have streams of people going in and out and then the complaints start.
That's when they are more likely to be hit and raided.

So if the place is low profile and you don't have to wait in the lobby, chances are pretty much nil you'll be caught with your pants down.
That said, there is still a remote possibility and that is the risk.
I've never seen it or experienced it myself in Calgary.

Once in Vancouver, the MP Swan Lake was inspected when I was there. They have a system of warning the people with a flashing light system that they hit before the LE can enter. The gal jumped off pretty quick and did the regular massage till the coast was clear.

So being forwarned, it's a calculated risk. That's why outcall is legal.
You cannot be accused of running a bawdy house and in most cases will cost you just about the same after overhead and extra billing.

Let us know how you make out!

 

[?u??sfloozy]

You know what? You're right. So, here is my wish for you. Get some backbone. If you want to get laid, go get laid. 40 some odd posts and almost everyone of them is an expression of why you can't do it.

Here is my advice:
1. Stay away from CL, you don't have the guts for it.
2. Stay away from the strolls, same reason as above.
3. Book a session with Cami or Nikita, they are newbie friendly, really hot and will fuck your brains out.

 

[Abayomi]

Thank you, I appreciate your advice.

 

[rockability]

The next step after appreciating advice is to actually listen to it and take action. The advice you have been getting is very consistent.

You don't need to post any more questions about CL or MPs... You know what to do. Just do it

I look forward to your next post being a review.

 

[Pedro]

Once in Vancouver, the MP Swan Lake was inspected when I was there. They have a system of warning the people with a flashing light system that they hit before the LE can enter. The gal jumped off pretty quick and did the regular massage till the coast was clear.

LOL I didn't know they were prone to inspections there. That place is a must see for me every time I'm in Vancouver now. The manager remembers me when I show up and treats me like some kind of regular. Inspections won't keep me from going. Helen is a good choice there.

By the way, to our shy friend, once you've had a couple of good experiences your biggest problem will be trying to stay away from these girls. If you want to try dipping your toe in the waters first, go for just a HJ at one of the MPs and see if you like it. Even if the place gets raided it's pretty easy to hide what's going on. Anida seems to have a pretty good rep.

 

[bethan]

Thanks for the shout out JGR8.

 

[Dick Buttkiss]

Hell when i was that age, I never thought about anything but that golden triangle. Mind you, I was in Germany protecting his parents from the commy hordes..... And red light weekends.....


Dex

 

[Buddha]

20 years old!?! -- FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK -- get off this board and go find some sweet little chicky your age, whisper sweet nothings in her ear and bang her tight little coochie off..!! IT HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER!! And costs nothing but time (which you have plenty of at your age) and will improve you as a person. Even you Mother would approve. I doubt she'd approve of you being here though!! Come back when you hit 40. 35 if you're ugly.

 

[Lucy H]

I didn't actaully read all your previous posts but just from the responses on this thread, you should seriously consider finding a new hobby that has zero risk of getting into any kind of trouble.

Sounds like you're a young guy so the bars and clubs might still be your thing. If you spend the equivalent amount at a club on a Friday night, you'll probably go home with some one by the end of the night.

 

[JaneBasketty]

LOL - I visited my first MP as a university student. My buddy said he'd take me to some place to relieve some stress ... and boy did it ever! I've been hooked ever since.

My advice is no different than what's been said before: just use common sense.

 

["This Guy"]

My advice....go on plentyoffish.com...casual/sexual encounters...i mean youre 20, you probably cant afford it anyway. might aswell just sign up for a free account, flip through some pictures pick one and meet up for free