Amy/Lisa @ downtown massage

[starfrappe]

Being a downtown guy, I am always looking for something new and exciting in my neck of the woods....

I noticed a little ad in the Now mag, and decided to check it out to see if I can find a hidden gem...

Luckily the place is walking distance from my office at Richmond/Yonge.
I call to find out that it's a Chinese operation (the ad says Asian), and the girl barely speaks English... I could barely make out King Street and was told to go to King/Yonge and call from there..

This operation is out of an apartment building near King and Yonge St.

There are two girls working at the time that I showed up, and I chose Amy.
She is late 20s, maybe 5' 3" and 110 lbs with nice tits. She was wearing a short little outfit that showed her body off nicely, and she has a pretty face.

I asked for FS, but she told me that it was massage only.....
"Body Slide....." NO
"Blow Job.... " NO
"Hand Job " OK

"foty dollas...foty minits.... " that's $40/40 minutes

"You shower ok...." um... OK...

They have a two bedroom suite with two bathrooms, and the place is pretty clean...

I proceed to get one of the best hard massages that I have had since hobbying. It's not of the quality of Tui Na but it does come with a release.

I don't think that you can expect GFE or much mileage from this group, but if you are looking for a nice hard massage, an nice looking girl and a release, then you might want to check this place out..

Face: 7.5
Body: 8.0
Service: 9.0 (just for the massage)
Attitude: 7.5 (language barrier makes conversation very difficult)
Repeat: Yes

 

[Oasis]

Moved from advertiser's only forum.

 

[dad7734]

Wrong Section !

BS

 

[Metropolisforever]

Can you send me the contact info or address. I also work at King and Yonge.
I think I know the place you are talking about.
Thanks

 

[Sparky G]

Yep that is the one...

nothing fantastic, but definitely relieves the stress...

 

[Captain Failboat]

huh??? I posted in the massage section because the girl says that they only do massage... no FS, no BJ, no BS etc...

 

[Jamie W]

How did the other one look?

 

[Twilight Fan]

If Amy was a 7.5, then Lisa's 7.0

 

[karyssa shea]

Was there any touching or mention of topless or nude ?

 

[Katharine Wellman]

I did not ask, but I am quite sure that topless and nude are available, and limited touching... but don't expect very high mileage here... I have been there three times over the past three weeks, and the mileage has not improved... The ladies seem to be in the mold of Tui-na... great massage, hj, and that's it...

They do not seem that interested in playing up the fantasy...

 

["Tree"]

Went there today, nice looking. Nude is an extra foty. Clean place. No extra services. English is very bad.

 

[DLS]

Lol... were you able to communicate with her at all?? Amy seems to have a great sense of humor.... i tried to ask to extras, and the conversation went like this:

sae: "so do you do extras?"
Amy: "eexxra?"
sae: yes..ah.... topless, nude, blowjob?
Amy: topls? nood? bowjb? i don't know... english no good
sae: oh... topless... (i point to her tits and motion) take off?
Amy: tops? (points to her body and makes strange motion), i don't know
sae: (rolls eyes), sex?
Amy: sax? why?
sae: I like sex... you like sex?
Amy: no like sex....
sae: why?
Amy: sex no good?
sae: you understand sex?
Amy: no
sae: (motions finger through hole for sex)... this is sex?
Amy: (motions finger through hole) sex??
sae: yes... you me sex? (makes hip thrusting motions)
Amy: OK..
sae: you take off clothes...
Amy: why?
sae: you me sex..
Amy: OK... (motions finger through hole and makes hip thrusting motions)...
you like me sex?????

I had caught on that she is making fun of me.. but she is a good actress, as she never cracks a smile.......

 

[Emad]

LMAO

Classic!

 

[ROBIN K]

Don't ask.. just do...and if she stops you, then she stops you... this way they dont see you as someone to mock and will cut out the jokey-shit

 

[Mr Chill]

It's all good... it was obvious that she was not interested in providing any extras and was just giving me the gears...

I found it really funny to be getting the gears from a girl who barely speaks any english....

 

[lime]

With the positive reviews of late, I was tempted into giving them a try.

I called yesterday to get some info and was given the I don't know what you are talking about...me don't understand english. It got me all confused and embarassed to think I may have called the wrong number and gave up.

Got home last night and checked the number, and realized I did call the right one.

Gave it another try today, called around 4:30 thinking I would drop by after work. This time I got to the point said I am calling about the massage. An appointment was made for 5PM.

Got down there, found parking very close by...thinking this is my lucky day.

Found the building and called to let her know I was on my way up. Was told that she is busy with someone now and to come back at 6PM. Try to tell here that I am her 5PM appointment. Unfortunately it seem to have gotten lost in translation.

Finally gave up as I realized someone has taken my appointment.

 

[ben_terna]

I think they have shut down.

 

[Britta]

Could be possible....

Tried calling them last Sunday at 700 pm and there was no answer....

Could have been busy, though....

 

[Shannon]

Looks like they have shut down the operation for now. One girl Helen, told me that the owner might start it back up in the next few weeks....

 

[in love with a Sweede]

I saw Helen last week..she's super cute. Exactly the type I look for when choosing asian MP's. it really sucks if they've closed. it's just minutes away from where I live.