Alison @ SRM - Stay Away

[jadamgrd]

I debated with myself whether I should post this review and decided I should. I usually don't post anything unless I think people should really know about it.

It all was suppose to be a fun night when my friend and I decided to swing by SRM after we were at a bar on a friday night. The girl at the front desk recommend Alison so I took her recommendation and went with Alison, my buddy selected Lee. We both got the 30 min session and paid our $40 room fees. My friend chose Lee, an asian attendant and head off to a room to shower while i went to anotehr room and took my shower.

When Alsion came in, we greet each other and she asked which massage I would like and I told her that I was thinking of just going with Nude ($60) but would definitely choose Nude Reverse ($80) if I had enough money. I had $70 left in my wallet which was enough for nude but not enough for nude reverse. I actually had more in my wallet but had to spare some cash for my buddy earlier because he forgot to withdraw. I asked her if she can upgrade me to nude reverse for the $70 because that's all I had left. I was expecting a simple yes or no answer. If she said no, then I'll just go with the nude w/e, it would still be a good night. She looked at me and gave me a discusted laughter as if I was some poor fucker that live on the streets and roled her eyes. I was being honest and genuine with her on how much money I had with me and she made me felt absolutely embarrassed!

I sensed that the session was going no where based on her initial attitude so I asked her just to give me the basic massage ($40), she said wait 1 min, left the room and did not return. The reception that was working that night was nice enough to apologize and tried to get Monika to replace Allison and attended my session but Monika refused because Alison went up to Monilka and told her something in her ear, maybe something along tew line that I was a cheap fuck or I bargain. This made me even more embarassed!

I believe she left because the $40 session was minimal and she can make double or more by walking and go see another client who would be willing to do a $80 session or more. A customer that walks in a store and regardless if she or she purchase a DVD or laptop should not notice the difference in quality of service.

Thankfully my friend told me he had an amazing session with Lee who was also nice enough to remember about me and offered my friend 2 drinks at the end of his session, one for him and the other to give to me.

SRM is still a good place but Alison needs to be trained again on proper etiquette.

Stay away from Alison, she's all about the big bucks!

 

[Hayley-May]

I have seen Alison on more than one occasion and she definitely does not behave the way in which you reported.

Let's get this straight... you began your session by trying to upgrade without paying for it. When she refused you downgraded your initial request to the bare minimum. You did this during prime time on a Friday night and you were surprised by her reaction. I applaud Alison for showing restraint and not bitch-slapping you like you deserved.

If you want a nude-reverse, show up with enough cash to get it. It is bullshit that you were unprepared. SRM has an ATM in the front lobby so you could have used it to enhance your wallet.
Don't show up with the intent to bargain their rates and then blame the girl when your plan backfires.

Both Alison and SRM deserve better than to have their reputations questioned by someone behaving the way you did.

 

[IntenseDesire]

Dude, the only thing that went wrong with your session was Alison's reaction. Yes it was unprofessional but what do you expect? You first try to haggle and then you ask for the basic. The girls are there to make money, so when you come out sounding like a cheap walk in? It's a turnoff for them.

Your "Stay Away" title is so misleading. I was expecting a "ripped off" review. Not a haggler not getting anything.

 

[?Lil.Miss.Odd.Bodd ?]

Where the heck you coming from??? Let's forget about the whole SP / MPA thingy. You comparing a human being with DVD or laptop???? WTF.

Back to SP / MPA world. They don't run cock charity and there is an ATM machine which you could use to grab a 20.

Stay away from Alison??? What are you nuts?

 

[asrobs]

This is a fucking joke...40 bucks fuck go buy a porn dvd and whack off.

 

[kid dynamite]

Do the attendants even get any of the $40 room fee?

You should have gone for the nude with a $10 tip.

Starting the session by trying to get a discount is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard of.

I don't blame her at all.
I think they would all want to stay away from you.

 

[Juancho]

Billy Boy -

This sounds like it was just a newbie mistake - don't take it too seriously. Brush yourself off and go in and see someone else (not her - that magic is gone).

These girls are pretty much all about the cash - this isn't something they're doing as a career move or for the enjoyment of it. If either results, it's just a bonus.

You kind of have to go in firm from the start. Count the money in your wallet, bolster it if you need to and are able to, then walk in the place.

Your behavior, while genuine, would have looked to her like you were trying to bargain. Which MIGHT have worked if you were bargaining for a one-hour shower session - like trying to get it from $200 to $180 or something. But mostly it's just silly - you wouldn't want her to bargain with you. "How about I jerk you off with only one hand, and you can touch my right tit but not the left?"

Go in loaded and confident or don't go in at all.

 

[Bloatedtoad]

There’s nothing the matter with requesting an advertised service (IE> $60 nude as per SRM website rather than top end service) provided you also set your expectations accordingly. Just so you know, nude means NO touching the MPA. You lie there.

IMO your mistake was trying to negotiate a higher level of service for LESS than the advertised rate. While this is an acceptable method of conducting business in the “real” world, rightly or wrongly it’s TOTALLY uncool in the SP/MP world. You’d have ultimately been better off:

1.)

 

[The Manimal]

but then again , I just looked on the SRM website and they do have a 40 dollar option so he is within his right to ask for that service without being mocked.

but then again, its a fucking rub n tug. what do you expect, of course all she cares about is the big bucks. ah FORGETTABOUTIT, just go to the ATM and get another ho instead.

 

[chicamalika]

FML!! who in there right mind wouldn't work for $40 per half hour!! $80 per hour!!

FAMILY DOCTORS MAKE $26 PER 30 MIN
AND THEY GO TO UNIVERSITY FOR 8 YEARS +
i'm far from cheap, but $10 less shoulda have been kinda let go and maybe... just maybe she would have had a repeat with billy boy, and maybe he would have felt shitty enough for under cutting her pay and possibly hit the bank machine!

I dont think you bargaining in a massage parlour is good, but reversing the situation, how many times have you been over charged walking into a MP?


ITS THOSE THING THAT MAKE YOU go Hmmmmmm.

 

[clontarf1002]

Sure he is within his rights about taking the $40 option, but he originally requested the $60 session and downgraded to $40 because she would not upgrade him for free.

Alison was being penalized for not providing this guy a free upgrade.

 

[NoBodyyy]

To the OP, how drunk were you? My guess is she wasn't comfortable with you and decided to cut the session. She's well within her rights. If I were you, I'd go back when you are sober and have enough money for at least a nude reverse. Alison is one of the best at SRM.

 

[McWolf]

Family doctors do not provide a service where they are putting their bodies at risk (even within MPA limits) and providing such intimacy on a personal level. There is no comparison my friend.

 

[janechz9]

As for the OP, I have seen Alison and took the nude reverse for $80 and she was a doll. I don't believe she deserves this negative post, as it is expected you come prepared and not to bargain, especially for a service on the lower end of the scale already. I would be offended also!!

Do your research and be prepared.

 

[Jeff will come back!]

LMAO! Really smooth billyboy

 

[Kyeraa]

At least he was being "honest and genuine" cause you know that's what pays the bills. Too funny

 

[Kitty kat]

Well, we're all about the big bucks, arent we? I'd take up a job that offered 20k more for the same amount of work. And you did make the mistake of trying to ask for a free upgrade. Even if this were a "normal" business, you'd probably get a disgusted NO from the salesperson. Where Alison went overboard is to mark you to the other girl. Tells you something about the kind of person she is? But then again, guys go there for her cock whacking skills, not her personality.

Moral of the story: always assume the sharks will want more. It's a mistake to assume that normal niceties and civility will apply when it comes to money for these girls.

 

[Cool Kid]

Dude, you f**cked up but I wouldn't take it too personally...just live and learn!

What I never understood is why does a MP even have a $40 or $60 option?

Just take it off the menu and you'll weed out all the tighta$$es and everyone's happy!

Sounds pretty simple to me...

 

[HFN]

3 words: Money, money, money!

If you don't have the money, then don't bother playing.

 

[Soar]

yeah i guess if you choose one of the cheaper options to begin with and also ask for a free upgrade , its rather annoying . then he downgrades to the lowest option available. I'm sure that made Alison's day ! lMAO...