Absolute Relaxation Health Center

[Collier P]

As an occasional visitor to Toronto and MP enjoyer, I've visited a couple of spots - Kawaii and Executive Massage Spa - and have put up reviews. Because of my work location and no car, I stick to the downtown area. I recently expanded my area a bit, and I'm glad I did. I paid a visit to Absolute Relaxation Health Spa, and here is my review.

First, the objective part of my review: Absolute Relaxation Health Center is at 733A Bloor St. There is a TTC station just across the street. The web site is www.absolutehealthspa.com It is on the second floor and the entrance is right next to a pizza place, which could be embarassing, but I went through the door when there was no one going in or out of the pizza place. I had made an appointment via PM with Crystal and after a bit of discussion over PM, booked a doubles session (in other words, two MPAs at the same time). Crystal's communications on PM were very prompt, informative, and clear. She was very helpful.

At the top of the stairs I was greeted by a blond woman who asked if I had an appointment. At first I thought it might have been Crystal, but she told me to have a seat. The waiting area was very nice, with a comfortable leather sofa, a TV (not on), and I think there were magazines. I hadn't been sitting for 30 seconds when Crystal and Kira came out.

Now the subjective part of my review. Everyone here has had their best MP experience at some point, and I had mine this time.

Crystal is stunning in person. Her photos don't do her justice. She is also a total sweetheart, just super nice. Kira was also very beautiful and a little shy, it seemed. They took me to a very nicely appointed and very clean room with massage table, low lights (candles?), shower, mirrored wall, and AC and fan. I've been in bigger rooms, but not nicer rooms. I took a shower, and lay on table waiting for their arrival. The next 30 minutes were probably the most erotic 30 minutes of my life. Having a view of beautiful body parts with someone breathing sexily in your ear, while someone else was teasing my special parts was indescribable. I've never had four hands working me, but I think everyone needs to try this at some point. The 30 minutes went by in a haze of hands giving me pleasure, a variety of positions, and it seemed that there were beautiful breasts and gorgeous buttocks (and more!) everywhere I looked.

The use of mineral oil was very liberal, which made the body sliding very slippery and exciting. It was hard to get it all off in the shower afterwards, but believe me I am not complaining! My previous body slide experiences had far less oil and too much friction for my taste.

Crystal has an athletic build and is not shy about getting into sexy positions. I've never had an MPA as confident and enthusastic as her. Just her attitude alone was intoxicating. Kira had a more curvy build with really fantastic natural breasts and a sumptuous bottom. Very GND and sexy. She seemed a little reserved and the contrast with Crystal's openness made for a terrific combination. I'm nothing great to look at, but they made me feel like I was special, without the cliched lines, "Oh you're so sexy!" or "Wow, you're so big!" I get sometimes at MPs. Believe me, neither is the case. Their actions did the trick, and really made the fantasy seem real.

I know this review comes off as over the top. I don't have the Toronto experience of many other massageplanet.netites, just the two places I mentioned earlier. I have hobbied in other cities, though. All I can say is that I hope to go again before I leave, and I plan to make this a regular stop anytime I'm back in Toronto.

My only complaint is that the room was somewhat dark when I went in, and I would have liked to have had it a little brighter when I took my shower (my eyes are not great). I couldn't figure out how to do it. Minor complaint, but there it is.

 

[Wisen Smart]

It was a pleasure meeting you. Kira says Hi
Enjoy your stay in Toronto.
xoxo
CB

 

[Natalie Gorden]

What's the damage for the duo?

 

[Walter XI JPA]

$40 for the room (30 minutes) and $80 for each MPA for bodyslide. If you have two MPAs doing the bodyslide, that is $80 x 2. I won't do this every day, but it was very worth it IMHO. If/when I go again - and I hope I do when I'm in town - I'll post a follow-up.

 

[ShinkuOkami]

What nationality/background is Kira?

Thanks.

 

[Kristen P]

I made a trip to this place last week and really did not like the idea of walking in the front door between the pizza place and the Subway restaurant. Lots of activity everywhere in Little Korea, as well as across the street at Christie Pits.
As MP hobbyists, we've all had to man up in public places in order to get our rocks off with baby oil, but this one seemed a little too public for my liking. By any chance, is there another entrance?
But I must say, I saw a few cuties walking around the streets who would make sweet MPA's

 

[robert r]

I'm not sure. The lights were low. I think she was a brunette. I'm sorry I can't provide more information.

 

[Jenna K]

I may do the walk of shame for a session with Crystal.

 

[Pompal 09.]

lol. There is no walk of shame guys. Entrance is still pretty discreet. From Bloor nobody can tell if you go to the Pizza place or to the spa. Besides nobody even cares....People have better things on their minds.
Come me and my Hawt Latina Friend are on schedule today till 9 pm.
P.S. Kira is German/Canadian..Truly Angelic face
Hope to welcome you soon
xoxo
CB

 

[Brianna H]

Is there any sort of regular schedule at this place? I walked in a few days ago and was greeted by a quite older EE, when I was hoping for Crystal or Kira or the Hawt Latina... I guess "phone ahead" is the best option?

 

[Tom&Jerry!]

had the same experience the girls were busy at the time i told her i'll be back an hour but didnt get around to.

 

[Pump]

Try this: http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/search/ers?query=733a It seems to be up to date, but they need to get pics on the website like yesterday!

I was there a few weeks back and quickly left after meeting the talent. Unfortunately, Crystal was absent that day as well.

And the walk of shame up/down the stairs really blows. Extremely visible, and at this time of year people are everywhere.

 

[Breezy Weezy]

Hello guys! We are working on the schedule page. Feel free to call for schedule for now.
The glass on the front door will be frosted this week...There is one very busty EE lady in her mid thirties who works in our spa. She works just one day a week and she is very sweet an accomodating. Either way she is on vacation and will be back in September...
Today we have Sexy Tina, Crystal Blonde and Kira on schedule
Have a great day
xoxo
Crystal

 

[katty94]

"Crystal is stunning in person. Her photos don't do her justice"

What photos??

 

[Lalala09]

http://crystalblonde.com/

 

[Erika USAF Mom]

Thanks Jackal. OMG she looks hot!

 

[Kasey]

Hey heythere66! Here is another link for you Ladies in the spa are very good looking and sweet...
http://www.rockyou.com/show_my_gallery.php?source=ppsl&instanceid=158278006
Have a great day
ARHC

 

[Pompal 09.]

What nationality are Tina and Kira? I think I feel another visit coming on soon.

 

[Tublet Cuddle Punch]

Hey Fruity. Tina is a smoking HAWT Latina. And Kira is a 21 year old Algelic looking German girl
Hope to see you again soon
xoxo
Your CB

 

[Zilla Saurus]

how late are you open??