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1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't...
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in...
Tongue Twisters
Sally sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells Sally sells surely won’t sail
But since Sally sells sea shells and not ship sails,
Surely she’ll sell all the shiny sea shells she’s soon shipping on sale.
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There once was a woman
Named Uma...
Creepy crawler critters.
Dracula digs dreary, dark dungeons.
Frankly, frankfurthers fried in fish fat taste fresh and fine to Frankenstein.
Ghostly ghouls gather gleefully to golf on ghostly golf courses.
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Horribly hoarse hoot owls...
1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say
"don't understand". But if you
understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you
understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish
the witch wishes, I won't...
See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go...
1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish...
Can anyone recommend any provider that they may have seen that had a long tongue. To each his own and most folks probably don't pay attention to this, but just in case, and i mean just a case someone recalls a provider with one, I would love to hear it.
In the immortal words of Ralph Cramden:"I bribe a dus, I dus a bribe"
I just have to say that I just got off the phone with a potential new client. I'm kind of out of it today. The Mondays , etc. So when she asked me what I did and what I could do to help her. She said she wanted Reiki and...
Wondering which Sp's in town have tongue rings? It is something I love in a girl. Who do u know of that has one but can use it very well? I know some but wanna find them all so I can make a decision on who is best. I know a few who do but don't have many reviews so I'm curious if any of the...
I had gone recently to Mexico and decided to check out the massage scene there. I dont know much Spanish but still decided to buy a local newspaper and look up the classifieds. Managed to figure out the masaje section and got the address and went to this place that turned out to be house. There...
I've added some hardware to my arsenal of weapons. If my tongue weren't deadly enough, I have added a stud to it to add a little somethin' somethin'.
I'm looking to go out on Fri night for some fun. My question is, who should I test out my new weapon on? Who do you think would be most...
Ok an hour and a half and no action. All this with 66 viewing and not a whisper. So how about...who is on top of your to do list? For me its definitely Nikki at SRM. I just have a feeling that she is so hot and good looking, that she will make me feel inferior in her presence. Hhmm can't wait.
OK maybe I'm naive but an MPA did a tongue job on me this week, the likes of which I had never before experienced.
Picture this........
You're lying on your stomach on the massage table, legs somewhat spread and the big guy pointing to your navel. The MPA pulls back the big guy so he's...
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