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I'm thinking of buying my own Jackets. The ones at the incalls are just not doing it for me. Can't feel much during FS. Does anybody bring their own? And do SP's allow you bring your own protection? Would it be possible to put some Lube inside of the Condom? Just wondering.
she was only on job 15days
near a 1-2 on performance on scale of 10, however very pretty
but overly paranoid
gave me this red condom- looked ok at first but it couldn't roll over shaft so i had to expand it
and pull over- eg too small so it ended up rolling down, so after two of them...
She did upsell for sin condom bj but with no figure mentioned
and she didn't know how to do bj; every 60 seconds took break and not much variety
of motion
sorry don't remember her name, but wasn't going to tattle anyway with her name
her body was nice so when it finally got ready and i went...
I had a quick look on the above links. Everything is set out as the meeting of hotties who want to be fucked by every hole. Going a little bit further after clicking a few links, I read very exciting small adds with young hotties who seem to be willing to be gang banged. Then the add proposed a...
Wk is offcourse right.
Traditionally Mila has always had trouble with getting visas so sometimes she has no ukranians working at all.
She deals with this is in one of two ways.
A. Hibernation.
She leaves the website and doesn't answer anything in her forum.
B: Local talent.
She hires...
Sin Condom?
I certainly was surprised to hear those words for one of the most favorite MP chicas often reviewed on the board. No way, that’s not for me! No she wasn’t just talking about the bj she was talking about everything. I almost decided not proceed with the session. I had never...
Reviewench Condom Ad - Inventive, Creative, Original
European TV...this is a Reviewench condom ad! Quite normal there...
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/25BHem/www.youtube.com/watch%253Fv%253DDOR9-FXdIm0
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8...
Some may find this to be an addictive game.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/308318
Good luck!
Update:
I found a better link and replaced the old one. This one appears to be a little more robust.
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered...
Jane and Arlene are outside their
nursing home, having a drink and
a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off
the end, puts I t over her cigarette,
and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my
cigarette doesn't get wet...
Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wacker.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
Before you blast her, guard your bushmaster.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If your not going...
Here is David Letterman's top ten McDonald's excuses for the condom in the Big Mac:
10. We were test marketing the new "McRibbed."
9. Condom, Condiment . . What's the damned difference.
8. It still tastes better than the Arch Deluxe.
7. It was either there, or in the vanilla shake.
6...
A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the Pharmacist, "I want me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?"
The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4."
"No, no, I want me them...
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man,
"Aren't they cute, what are their names?"
The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, "I don't know".
The lady then asked again, "Are they...
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