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    Condom Advice

    I'm thinking of buying my own Jackets. The ones at the incalls are just not doing it for me. Can't feel much during FS. Does anybody bring their own? And do SP's allow you bring your own protection? Would it be possible to put some Lube inside of the Condom? Just wondering.
  2. E

    new fantasy new girl refused lifestyles condom

    she was only on job 15days near a 1-2 on performance on scale of 10, however very pretty but overly paranoid gave me this red condom- looked ok at first but it couldn't roll over shaft so i had to expand it and pull over- eg too small so it ended up rolling down, so after two of them...
  3. W

    GIRL REFUSED my condom at relax :)

    She did upsell for sin condom bj but with no figure mentioned and she didn't know how to do bj; every 60 seconds took break and not much variety of motion sorry don't remember her name, but wasn't going to tattle anyway with her name her body was nice so when it finally got ready and i went...
  4. H

    Cum inside pussy without condom possible ?

    No, not exactly, but wouldn't mind dyin any time soon either...
  5. Pompal 09.

    No Condom Creampie Gangbang Parties

    I had a quick look on the above links. Everything is set out as the meeting of hotties who want to be fucked by every hole. Going a little bit further after clicking a few links, I read very exciting small adds with young hotties who seem to be willing to be gang banged. Then the add proposed a...
  6. aloha

    No condom, no problem

    Wk is offcourse right. Traditionally Mila has always had trouble with getting visas so sometimes she has no ukranians working at all. She deals with this is in one of two ways. A. Hibernation. She leaves the website and doesn't answer anything in her forum. B: Local talent. She hires...
  7. M

    "Sin" Condom

    Sin Condom? I certainly was surprised to hear those words for one of the most favorite MP chicas often reviewed on the board. No way, that’s not for me! No she wasn’t just talking about the bj she was talking about everything. I almost decided not proceed with the session. I had never...
  8. K

    Cowboy Condom Purchase

    Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE. CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR? Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY!!
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    French Condom Ad

    Reviewench Condom Ad - Inventive, Creative, Original European TV...this is a Reviewench condom ad! Quite normal there... http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/25BHem/www.youtube.com/watch%253Fv%253DDOR9-FXdIm0
  10. I

    Condom Commercial

    Fun http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/4p8cbE/www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOR9-FXdIm0
  11. dijahtude08

    Condom Balloon Animals - Durex Ad

    CLIO Award winner Reviewom 2009: Durex Condom ad featuring randy-and-squeaky "Balloon" Animals (30-second video): http://cgnews.com/2009/05/page/2/
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    Condom slogans!

    1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8...
  13. D

    Game - Condom Blocks

    Some may find this to be an addictive game. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/308318 Good luck! Update: I found a better link and replaced the old one. This one appears to be a little more robust.
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    my first condom

    I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered...
  15. N

    a condom for whaaaaaat??????????

    Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts I t over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet...
  16. B

    Condom Week Proposed Slogans

    Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be silly, protect your willy. Before you blast her, guard your bushmaster. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. When in doubt, shroud your spout. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong. If your not going...
  17. Pompal 09.

    Top 10 McDonald's Excuses For a Condom in a Big Mac

    Here is David Letterman's top ten McDonald's excuses for the condom in the Big Mac: 10. We were test marketing the new "McRibbed." 9. Condom, Condiment . . What's the damned difference. 8. It still tastes better than the Arch Deluxe. 7. It was either there, or in the vanilla shake. 6...
  18. K

    Pesticide Condom

    A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the Pharmacist, "I want me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?" The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4." "No, no, I want me them...
  19. F

    Condom and Girl Friend

    What does your girl Reviewiend and a condom have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!
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    Condom complains

    A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?" The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, "I don't know". The lady then asked again, "Are they...
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