Review Nastiest experience ever

[Rickbigie]

So I booked Select, wanted to see a latina.

She makes out with me forever sliding up and down. Then put the condom on and sucks my dick for 5 mins straight. So, I am thinking ok this is going to be a good fuck, even though cbj. Then she sits on me and says she likes it slow. “Pausado”. I am like fine. Lets go slow. After she rides me for like 10 mins. I am like let’s go on the bed and let me bang you now.
As she gets up fucking blood everywhere. All over my crotch and dick on the towel, drips of blood on the floor. Not just blood. Its blood with her uterus lining. Fucking disgusting.
My boner just died instantly. After she cleaned it all up. I proceeded to jerk my self off but the smell of iron made it difficult. Luckily it didn’t stink. Just smelled like iron.
I threw up while taking a shower after. If she wasn’t fucking beautiful and looked like a fucking model that could be gf. I would have wanted my money back.
Only thing left is some bitch vomiting on my dick happened in the past but not with an escort and a bitch shitting on me.

Share your nasty experience.

 

[Satchmo]

Not nasty... but after enjoying a nice time wilth an asian MPA, as I was leaving and we were saying goodbye, she started picking her nose. I just cant un-see it!!

 

[midblue]

After the session, she crouches on the floor. Then gets a water bottle and cleans out her V for the next guy. Oh poor next guy but wait, what about me from the guy before me. -yuck!
Water all over the floor. That’s what you get with a place with no shower.

 

[DareDevil]

Many years ago, I tried one of those Leo list ads. The girl was hot in the pic. When I got to the hotel i had to wait an extra 45 mins for her only to find out it wasn't her. But I waited this long what the heck give her try. I asked for a clean towel for a shower, she gives me a wet one and says it clean. Anyways she gives me cbj and kept spitting on the side of the bed constantly. That really put me off. I couldn't get hard to bang her as I was disgusted. Never again I try those ads, stayed with the spas ever since.

 

[daty869]

Long time ago I was working late and left the office around 10pm - was walking to my car and got the itch to get rid of some stress, picked up a Now Magazine from one of the green cases on the sidewalk and picked a random number - Asian lady on Dundas West of Bathurst - 781 or something like that….
Got to the location and rang the bell, lady opens the chain on the door and lets me in.
I start going up the stairs and she’s banging the deadbolt with a hammer to lock the door, fortunately she put down the hammer….
I get upstairs and she’s hewing on beef jerky like you get at the gas stations and asks what I want….
Asked to see the girl to which she replies- just you and me - anything you want for $60…
So I was actually thinking to leave but she was polite so gave her $60 and asked where do we go. She put the cash in the front of her apron (yes her apron) and grabbed a condom and dropped her undies, bent over on the kitchen table … got behind her and went to get in position and she grabbed some KY out of her apron and said “not there - ass is better for you”….I was done in less time than she could finish her beef jerky….
Always think of her when I walk into a gas station….

 

[Woody Womb Pecker]

I remember a stripper who would blow guys to completion (including me!) and then spit it out behind the sofa. How many times I didn't want to know, lol.

Also heard about strippers at Club Pro pissing on the floor of the VIP rather than taking the walk all the way down to the washrooms.

 

[Hornet]

On the Red Board about 20 years ago there was lots of talk of a SP that would shit on her clients. Not my thing but that was the nastiest I ever heard of although I guess if someone started talking about sex with animals that would top even that.

 

[Hornet]

Long time ago I was working late and left the office around 10pm - was walking to my car and got the itch to get rid of some stress, picked up a Now Magazine from one of the green cases on the sidewalk and picked a random number - Asian lady on Dundas West of Bathurst - 781 or something like that….
Got to the location and rang the bell, lady opens the chain on the door and lets me in.
I start going up the stairs and she’s banging the deadbolt with a hammer to lock the door, fortunately she put down the hammer….
I get upstairs and she’s hewing on beef jerky like you get at the gas stations and asks what I want….
Asked to see the girl to which she replies- just you and me - anything you want for $60…
So I was actually thinking to leave but she was polite so gave her $60 and asked where do we go. She put the cash in the front of her apron (yes her apron) and grabbed a condom and dropped her undies, bent over on the kitchen table … got behind her and went to get in position and she grabbed some KY out of her apron and said “not there - ass is better for you”….I was done in less time than she could finish her beef jerky….
Always think of her when I walk into a gas station….

 

[sy barite]

On the flip, I did the reach over to cup her butt once, and the first thing my hand encountered was the dangling string. Mood killer.

Other experience,...I know this is not the kind of "nasty", you mean, but I was in an MP once when armed thugs broke in. One of the scariest things I ever experienced, complete with me jumping into my pants and running out the back into the rain. Fuck, the things we do to cum.

 

[Deleted member 98108]

Was this BBFS? Because if this was cumming in a condom instead, then why do you care if she washes or not? The cum stays inside the condom anyways.

Gross is gross, covered or not ... most important to watch girls at spa, make sure they shower ... I ask the girls, would you like to shower .... better for everyone. Best thing about MP here, at least you get a referral ... and a sense of what to expect.

Hey, Let's be careful out there

 

[xtc27]

Long time ago I was working late and left the office around 10pm - was walking to my car and got the itch to get rid of some stress, picked up a Now Magazine from one of the green cases on the sidewalk and picked a random number - Asian lady on Dundas West of Bathurst - 781 or something like that….
Got to the location and rang the bell, lady opens the chain on the door and lets me in.
I start going up the stairs and she’s banging the deadbolt with a hammer to lock the door, fortunately she put down the hammer….
I get upstairs and she’s hewing on beef jerky like you get at the gas stations and asks what I want….
Asked to see the girl to which she replies- just you and me - anything you want for $60…
So I was actually thinking to leave but she was polite so gave her $60 and asked where do we go. She put the cash in the front of her apron (yes her apron) and grabbed a condom and dropped her undies, bent over on the kitchen table … got behind her and went to get in position and she grabbed some KY out of her apron and said “not there - ass is better for you”….I was done in less time than she could finish her beef jerky….
Always think of her when I walk into a gas station….

Sounds disgusting but… anal w/o upcharge, $60. And u finished fast so … seems like it worked 4u!

 

[daty869]

Sounds disgusting but… anal w/o upcharge, $60. And u finished fast so … seems like it worked 4u!

Yes - no up charge and got the job done which was the main purpose for being there anyway…will never forget the apron or the beef jerky though. Not a looker by any means but nice attitude on her…

 

[Justin's_Beaver]

Went to this place in this country and they called them fuck hotels. The bellboy shows you the temp stay room, and writes down room numbers with all the nationalities. You get showered, get fresh, light up or open a beer and start calling each of the room numbers. That process itself is pretty cool. You dial up, the girl shows up, if you like her, start. And if you don't, just tell her you'll get back.

Once there were very slim pickings. There was a large ebony lady, a skinny old Russian who looked like an addict and finally a 50 something Filipina. I was horny and didn't want to have had spent money on a room for nothing.

Went with the Filipina. Under her clothes she was flat everywhere, very afraid, sweaty and couldn't open her legs without pain. I tried PIV and it was very awkward. I realized she was a civilian fallen onto hard times. I stopped midway. To avoid offending her, I told her to massage my shoulders and paid her off. I jacked off to Mia Malkova on porntube and checked out!

 

[hangul99]

On the Red Board about 20 years ago there was lots of talk of a SP that would shit on her clients. Not my thing but that was the nastiest I ever heard of although I guess if someone started talking about sex with animals that would top even that.

Ive read the post. It's fucking hilarious. I think it happened at Mac Health on Apple Creek.

 

[RedGreen]

Being the first in the day, the SA went to go shower. The smell that wafted out was like something had died

 

[LazyBoy]

Tried to DATY a MPA once who clearly smelled on alcohol. When I reached the Y, I gagged from the aroma wafting from her pussy. Ewww, it was obvious she wasn't keen on hygiene!

 

[Charli3]

Went to an incall that only had a pile of KFC wet wipes, never again

 

[Leonard Telepathy]

Went to an incall that only had a pile of KFC wet wipes, never again

Did you stay, or did you only find out afterwards?

By the way, was it Latina incall?

 

[Charli3]

Did you stay, or did you only find out afterwards?

By the way, was it Latina incall?

Afterwards, European incall, it was my first month hobbying and didn't know the ropes or horror stories behind LL

 

[Leonard Telepathy]

Afterwards, European incall, it was my first month hobbying and didn't know the ropes or horror stories behind LL

I would check reviews before going to any of these places.

Guys can be very honest here but its massage & spa focused.

TERB has honest reviews of indy girls but agency girls, its all shills. Negative ones get taken down.

Listcrawler has some decent reviews; most read like guys without high school education but at least they are honest. If you read a coherent review, be suspicious! Lol. If theres a balance of positive & negative, you can trust it. Even some neutral comments can let you know its real.