Wild Rose Spa review

[Reluctant]

I was curious about Wild Rose Spa (95 Street, next to Norwood Medical Clinic) - they advertise like a semi-legit place, but also put up ads in places like LeoList that imply they also offer FS so thought I'd TOFTT and report back.

First off, there's nothing 'semi-legit' about the place - I was greeted by a woman in red bra and panties, and taken to a room with a full sized bed (more on that later). So if you're looking for a proper massage with just some teasing or a happy ending thrown in, that's not their bag at all. It's a straight up brothel with only the thinnest veneer of being about massage.

That's not as much my thing, but i figured I was already there and I'd feel like an ass walking in then walking back out. Plus the girl was pretty enough as those places go. Could have used some makeup and to do a few situps, but at least she was young-ish (nowhere near the 23-27 they advertise but w/e), but nice face, great breasts, and se looked cute in the bra and panties (wish they wouldn't always strip down immediately though - there's something to be said for the mystery, and the fun of discovery...). She spoke some English, but we definitely weren't going to be discussing the nuances of Chaucer or our favourite Emile Bronte novels. I'd say she more likely had a few English phrases well-memorized. She was pretty good at saying "money" and "fuck pussy." ...So much for heightening the arousal with some dirty talk.

That's about all I can muster for positives, so on to the details. I mentioned the bed. You always know you're at an FS place because you'll be treated to a proper bed large enough for two rather than a traditional massage table. I know the quality varies but this was a new low - literally two sheets of 3/4" plywood with a foam mattress topper and a fitted sheet trying (inneffectively) to hide the whole mess and make it look like it cost them more than $18. Unless of course they bought the plywood earlier this year, in which case they probably could have bought a king-sized pillow-top mattress and still saved money.

The massage, and again I get that they're not exactly highly trained RMTs, was among the woest and weakest I've ever had. The pressure was somewhere between comically light and petting a dog you're slightly nervous around. I'm a forgiving guy but I was literally bored. No real technique, just a quasi absent-minded rubbing on various parts of my back and legs. After about 5-10 minutes just smearing oil around (maybe she was just helping me deal with perceived dry skin?) she mumbled for me to roll over, which I happily did. Bit of an awkward body slide, CBJ, then she climbed on top. She wasn't especially tight, but she was very shallow (longer gentlemen will know exactly what I mean) so I had to go easy, and she finished me off pretty quickly.

Usually on a FS visit, I like to have some fun time early, get that 'release' then enjoy the massage and recharge for a second go before the end of the session when I can slow the pace and take my time with the build up and edge a little. So I was pretty surprised when, after asking if I wanted to "go again", she told me that would be another $60. That's a first! Usually on any FS encounter, an hour is an hour whether you climax once or three times (or five, as I experienced once in an extraordinary 90 minute session in eastern Europe). Considering the sex had been only marginally better than the "massage" I declined the extra fee and let her finish off the half-hearted oil-smearing to round out our hour. $260 (didn't give a tip which is also a first for me) for the most utterly forgettable experience I've ever had in a massage parlour of any variety. Incidentally, their ads list Amy, Kiki, Lola and Vivi. The name she gave me was none of those, but I think Kiki is likely the anglicized version.

 

[sleeker]

Only AMP that seems worthwhile is the 99st one. And wherever original suki is if she’s still working.

 

[Randomrd]

Agreed 99St (minus the horrible entrance) has top notch talent.

But recently went to Beyond Paradise where the lady that greeted me was a dime but unfortunately she was busy. Had fun with a Korean girl named Crystal who provided a little more that GFE.

 

[TBone]

Yes Wild Rose seems to be a waste of time now, the AMPS in the city seem to be declining in quality from the glory days.

But recently went to Beyond Paradise where the lady that greeted me was a dime but unfortunately she was busy. Had fun with a Korean girl named Crystal who provided a little more that GFE.

Randomrd did you catch the name of the lady that greeted you?

 

[Randomrd]

No but was there Wednesday morning if that helps

 

[Dadbod4days]

The name brings back some memories as there used to be a wild rose spa in the industrial area on St.Albert trail / yellowhead many years ago. This is where my pooning career basically got it’s start with a soapy body slide in a jaccuzi tub with an extremely busty blonde

 

[Qster]

The name brings back some memories as there used to be a wild rose spa in the industrial area on St.Albert trail / yellowhead many years ago. This is where my pooning career basically got it’s start with a soapy body slide in a jaccuzi tub with an extremely busty blonde

I definitely remember that place, great tucked-away spot, easy parking, just scary stairs. It wasn't a busty blonde for me, it was a university student brunette, she changed back to her U sweats after work. Book the last appointment of the night, bring a bottle and let the afterhour hot tub fun begin. I have fond memories of that place; that place and the old Sinderella's downtown, where my career began.

 

[bigbill]

Marcie at WildRose. Memories, oh, the memories...

 

[Topshelf]

Lee at Wildrose…big fake guns

 

[Zmbienatin]

“wish they wouldn't always strip down immediately though”

I feel the exact same way. Harder to get worked up when they’re just instantly naked.

I always assumed you could pop off as many times as you wanted, but I’ve been to fs now about 6 times (but only at supreme spa) and they always want to charge more additional times. So I always just edge for the entire session for a grand finale hahaha. I ain’t paying shit to do it more than once

 

[UserNameTaken]

Great review Reluctant! I was wondering where Wild Rose was located. After reading your review , I became more curious and googled it. Ah! The old Cleopatra's! I hardly partake in this pastime/hobby or whatever it's called anymore. 15 years ago I would check out these establishments on a semi-regular basis. Not so much as of the last 5 years. Loved the thrill of a being a walk-in and being surprised or disappointed as it seems in your case. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I had visited the old Cleopatra's on three occasions and stayed for two sessions. The memories!

That would have been about 12-15 years ago. My time flies! The first time I visited, it wasn't on a drive by. Made an appointment to see Ruby! Yes, the same Ruby at Obsessions now. OMG, her breasts, what a crazy session. The second session was a on whim drive by. Went down the fairly steep stairs and didn't have $5 on me. Just returning from the courthouse to pay a traffic fine. Popped in and holy crap, here was this eastern hottie sitting in their breakroom all made up. Like to the NINES. Heels, tight skirt and tighter top. Fresh coat of lipstick looking for a lucky cock!! Oh oh we are staying. Just have to get the funds. Apparantly she was waiting for a client and he was late. In her sexy voice she says I can do you quick ...just BJ! Deal...where do I get quick cash. She said the store upstairs has a bank machine!

So, rip upstairs and back faster than Roadrunner. By the time I get back I am raging hard, (you guys know the kind) Thought the veins on my guy were gonna pop. Into the room, no massage. Ha! I exploded big and loud! As I was leaving, she said you come back I want that in me. About a week or so later I did a walk in. Shoulda called and made an appointment. As luck would have it she wasn't in and if I am not mistaken never returned? Anyway Jasmine was there. The same Jasmine that is around today. Had no idea what I was in for. If anyone wants more detail of these escapades just PM me. Tried to tone it down for the forum. One last thought, as I get older I like to stay with one good provider. I had been visiting Laura for the last 4 years or so. If by chance she doesn't return, the search will be on for a good provider. Any suggestions? Happy New Year all!

 

[Albertaman]

I was curious about Wild Rose Spa (95 Street, next to Norwood Medical Clinic) - they advertise like a semi-legit place, but also put up ads in places like LeoList that imply they also offer FS so thought I'd TOFTT and report back.

First off, there's nothing 'semi-legit' about the place - I was greeted by a woman in red bra and panties, and taken to a room with a full sized bed (more on that later). So if you're looking for a proper massage with just some teasing or a happy ending thrown in, that's not their bag at all. It's a straight up brothel with only the thinnest veneer of being about massage.

That's not as much my thing, but i figured I was already there and I'd feel like an ass walking in then walking back out. Plus the girl was pretty enough as those places go. Could have used some makeup and to do a few situps, but at least she was young-ish (nowhere near the 23-27 they advertise but w/e), but nice face, great breasts, and se looked cute in the bra and panties (wish they wouldn't always strip down immediately though - there's something to be said for the mystery, and the fun of discovery...). She spoke some English, but we definitely weren't going to be discussing the nuances of Chaucer or our favourite Emile Bronte novels. I'd say she more likely had a few English phrases well-memorized. She was pretty good at saying "money" and "fuck pussy." ...So much for heightening the arousal with some dirty talk.

That's about all I can muster for positives, so on to the details. I mentioned the bed. You always know you're at an FS place because you'll be treated to a proper bed large enough for two rather than a traditional massage table. I know the quality varies but this was a new low - literally two sheets of 3/4" plywood with a foam mattress topper and a fitted sheet trying (inneffectively) to hide the whole mess and make it look like it cost them more than $18. Unless of course they bought the plywood earlier this year, in which case they probably could have bought a king-sized pillow-top mattress and still saved money.

The massage, and again I get that they're not exactly highly trained RMTs, was among the woest and weakest I've ever had. The pressure was somewhere between comically light and petting a dog you're slightly nervous around. I'm a forgiving guy but I was literally bored. No real technique, just a quasi absent-minded rubbing on various parts of my back and legs. After about 5-10 minutes just smearing oil around (maybe she was just helping me deal with perceived dry skin?) she mumbled for me to roll over, which I happily did. Bit of an awkward body slide, CBJ, then she climbed on top. She wasn't especially tight, but she was very shallow (longer gentlemen will know exactly what I mean) so I had to go easy, and she finished me off pretty quickly.

Usually on a FS visit, I like to have some fun time early, get that 'release' then enjoy the massage and recharge for a second go before the end of the session when I can slow the pace and take my time with the build up and edge a little. So I was pretty surprised when, after asking if I wanted to "go again", she told me that would be another $60. That's a first! Usually on any FS encounter, an hour is an hour whether you climax once or three times (or five, as I experienced once in an extraordinary 90 minute session in eastern Europe). Considering the sex had been only marginally better than the "massage" I declined the extra fee and let her finish off the half-hearted oil-smearing to round out our hour. $260 (didn't give a tip which is also a first for me) for the most utterly forgettable experience I've ever had in a massage parlour of any variety. Incidentally, their ads list Amy, Kiki, Lola and Vivi. The name she gave me was none of those, but I think Kiki is likely the anglicized version.

Great review. Hopefully your year will end with a more satisfying experience. Reminder of all the painful suffering we pooners put up with in order to discover some joyful sessions.


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[wasskiwabit]

I am still in contact with Vicky, the owner of the original Wild Rose Oasis ( near the tracks and St. Albert Trail). She was pissed about a AMP taking something close to her old business name Without buying the rights. Vicky’s place had some amazing and consistent talent.

 

[Rip Torn]

Marcie at WildRose. Memories, oh, the memories...

Omg, Marcie was great. Think she was my first HE. Used to go see her weekly.

 

[Colten69]

You should let Vicky know she should FIRE UP a new business . That was a one of a kind unique & dynamic place to go …. And have many pleasure able adventures . Some massages were sensational too

 

[Kakashirules]

Just wanted to share my experience there as well.

I went their more on a whim since I was running errands around the area, and figured why not try the $60 hh and see what it's like since I had never been to a AMP before. I gotta say it was probably one of the most awkward experiences I've had in my life.

After entering through the front door and taking the downstairs to the lobby, there wasn't anyone there for awhile before a lady showed up in bra and underwear to greet me and quickly took me to one of their 'non massage' rooms ( I hadn't even had the chance to say what I was here for). What ensued was a really confusing and uncomfortable exchange, which was made worse with a language barrier: had to clarify to then I was there for a massage and also had to negotiate the price as they wanted $100 when their ads had it at $60. Once that was figured out, another lady took me to the massage room and immediately asked for the $60. The massage itself wasn't worth the $60, but lets be honest, they usually aren't since they aren't RMT's. Near the end, the lady massaging me started going on her phone and barely put any effort: the massage also ended 10 min early. Once the massage was ended, I was offered a HJ or BJ, which I had to ask how much it would cost ($40): by then I just wanted to leave so I declined and was told that we were finished now.

It was such a cold/unwelcome, rushed experience that I don't think I'll repeat anytime soon.

 

[jillhallPD]

Had a FS visit to wild rose. They're transparent with their prices. However, it was so cold and rushed. She only became friendly as I was leaving and it was in front of her coworker. I don't know why she was so anxious and robotic before that. Massage was terrible.