I'm too lazy to come up with entire songs (like Rusty):
If I could turn, turn back the hands of time
Then my darlin', you'd give me two SOG
-- If I could turn back the hands of time - R Kelly
Rusty Rusty the MP loving clown
If Tarah will just love me back
I'll never wear a frown
-- Kinko the kid-lovin clown - Dr Demento
I shot on the mirror
But I didn't hit no MPA
-- I shot the Sheriff - Eric Clapton
I fought LE
And I went to John School
-- I fought the Law (and the Law won) - Bobby Fuller
B-B-B-J T-C C-I-M Y-M-M-V
-- Method of Modern Love - Hall and Oates