Vita Spa/Felina Club

[Gia C]

Has anyone acually used the new Felina (Felino?) Club?
I dropped by today and found it bizarre to say the least. As I understand it you must join a "club" apparently with a verifiable name. That costs $50. Then everytime you return it is another $50 for 45 minutes. I thought it was like Alden but they would not provide much information. First they said they wouldn't provide any info until I joined. After a while they said it was a gentleman's club for viewing television and obtaining guitar and keyboaard lessons! Believe it or not both the guitar and keyboard were visible. I mentioned having to pay the attendant money for her company and was told "no sex".
I mentioned that I would not leave a real name with all of the recent legal activity around. Again I was told there was no sex.
What is this place?
I am interested as the attendants are fairly attractive. at least one is a fast talker.
Please provide info if you have been!
If you wish PM me.............my curiosity is killing me!

 

[Tambel]

They have a website now. Click on Felina.

http://www.romeospurplepages.com/html/m/city/Markham.htm

 

[mpc717vc]

Guitar and keyboard lessons? Reminds me of this one time at band camp....... Sorry I had too..

$50 to join and $50 for each visit. Whats the point of the membership, shouldn't it be cheaper after each visit if you have to buy a membership? I realize that this is most likely some way around problems with LE or some shit like that. But fuck that.

 

[Afnan M]

I was aware of the web page but it is as vague as they were. Note no rates only a description of the rooms and photos of the "attendants".
All in all pretty wierd and mysterious...particularly when they said they wouldn't tell me what was available until after I joined!

 

[Mike M]

Not sure what this is about...I was there on Friday and had a very nice session with Ilona. Second visit with her so had a great time. YMMV
Couch was used like a massage table...clean sheets brought in, towels etc. For the finish the couch offers a few more possibilites than tables. All in all not bad experience. BS out the door for 130 in 45 mins.
$50 door fee...nothing about any membership fee...just a straight 2 Corby level of door fee.
As for the guitar lesson...well that's a different song.

 

[big city]

Can we teach the attendant to play the flute?

 

[Giacomo]

Very, very interesting.

Some of the girls look pretty good.

Could this be an Alden Club 2? If so I suggest snapple.

Hmmmmmmm? Got to check this out.

Big Ben

 

[stung4ever]

I had a BS with Julia about a month or so.So it has changed since then to more of a Alden Club atmosphere.Have to check it out soon.

 

[howardlee1977]

Sofas and TV are a great idea. No need to interupt your TV show when giving a massage.

 

[Peyton :]]

just a question. Are the web pics recent photos? Or should we expect to see different mpas. Some pics look real good. I believe I need to dabble into Karina and Lisa in the near future.

 

[kisses]

*Fang laughs so hard he spills his milk*

Sorry....you had me at band camp!

 

[Dinah]

Remember necking? Does the memory of your parents' basement and your girl on the sofa turn you into a drooling pole vaulter? Felino may be for you.

Thursday at three there were two blondes (Nicole, Natasha) and a brunette (Julie) waiting in the front room. Waiting for me I guess, 'cause there was no one else there. Natasha 'splained the $50 membership, and the "social nature" of the club. Julie showed me a room, the single shower and I joined, i.e fished a red one out of my back pocket, gave them a first name and asked for Natasha.
She took me to the room: carpet on concrete, 12x16 w/TV stand and sofa, both new. Lit by lava lamp, xmas mini lites and one of those spinning jobs that used to show Niagara Falls; it was a teenager's makeout fantasy: Ply panel walls, open joist ceiling, exposed wiring just like a basement rec room.
I asked for a shower and Natasha quickly brought a big fluffy robe and towel, as new and clean as everything else.
Did I describe Natasha? Shortish, feathered blonde hair, maybe 5'6" without shoes, nice face, her website http://www.felinoclub.com/ pix are pretty fair likeness. When I asked if she undressed too, she sure did, revealing a solid (she's a woman, not a slip of a girl), curvaceous, beautifull proprtioned body with generous hips and fine upstanding C's adorned by delicious little pink nipples and nicely responsive areolae . While I showered she transformed the sofa into a towel-covered daybed. Better and better.
As we experimented, finding what each of us liked, just like the old days, she maintained pleasant conversation of the 'getting to know you' kind. Until we got to know each other, well enough for the classic rec room, "did you know this sofa pulls out?" line. WooHoo! Then conversation got to be pretty monosyllabic for awhile.
And pretty much right on the 40 minute mark, I was heading back to the shower, while she cleaned up and restored the room. In the olden days we'd be hearing the tires in the driveway just about now. Me, I just heard some new guy showering, and had to wait a bit. But, I guess this is the right moment for the big innocent look and, "No Mom we didn't do anything you wouldn't approve of." Gawd, how it all comes back! But it is the truth, O massageplanet.netarians! the bigger playing field was not for illicit deeds, just a better version of the usual NR/BS.
The place is clean, and homey (did I say that?) The women I saw matched their pix reasonably well, they offered tea, coffee, or cola, brought hot a towel for cleanup. They're trying, and Natasha is a definite repeater.
All this and keyboard and guitar too! Someone did play a few licks in the other room while we were necking. Just like the olden days!

And the US had gotten itself into a war then too!

 

[Latise J]

Hey thanks O.J, great review.

But what is this $50 membership all about?

And what was the total cost?


Big Ben

 

[Rock Or Something]

I should have noted prices, but didn't. I got a NR/BS for forty minutes that seemed worth dropping $80 at the end without negociating and she seemed happy with that. The massage was more tease than RMT's, but it did start things off in a formal sort of way. Couldn't say how happy she might have been with a $20/40 topless/nude offer up front, though.
Again, I didn't go into detail on the membership. At that point Natasha was explaining how pleasant it would be to socialize here with the ladies, talking, playing music and so on. Hard to say how long membership lasts, I didn't ask. I assume it expired when I left, kind of a personal question, doncha think? But I do intend to keep mine up.

 

[Cato U]

Nice review oldjones, painted a nice picture. Kinda wish I was further east...their web pics look very inviting.