Translating MPA talk...

[kittyhound69]

You can look like Tom cruise... she will scream in her head like jerry McGuire ... “show me the money !!!!!” “

 

[Massxprt]

Really great thread kl_funguy! But I'm surprised you all missed the #1 line.

"Shhh...don't tell anyone. I never do this for anyone else, just you"

 

[Kawailuvr]

“ I never ever do this with anyone “
I’m a complete cum dumpster that fucks any dirty fuck with a pocket full of cash

 

[OG_funguy]

Really great thread kl_funguy! But I'm surprised you all missed the #1 line.

"Shhh...don't tell anyone. I never do this for anyone else, just you"

Hey, it's been a while...you still courting and dating nice asian milfs?

Yes, that one is there on my first list (#7 I believe)....

 

[OG_funguy]

I now live with a dog in a Condo, therefore I am not working on Sunday anymore

Translation I now live with my BF.......

That's exactly what a MPA said to me once. I did not want to do the translation in front of her.

So the BF is the dog

 

[snoopdoggie]

Jay Leno hasn't been the host of the Tonight Show for almost 6 years now moron! You really are an out of touch geriatric. SMH.

You don't need to tell me about Jay Leno, goof ball. I already know more than you. You're just trying to show off and pretend you're so important. Don't worry. Nobody is reading about what you're saying, because everything you say is so useless.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Yeah, I can definitely confirm the best one is:
"I only do this with you because you're a super nice guy. I have so many guys begging me to do this for them, but I always say no."

So I had a friend try her out, and he told me she did basically the same thing. Lol.
I didn't care though because she was really sexy. Hey, money talks.

 

[OG_funguy]

Yeah, I can definitely confirm the best one is:
"I only do this with you because you're a super nice guy. I have so many guys begging me to do this for them, but I always say no."

So I had a friend try her out, and he told me she did basically the same thing. Lol.
I didn't care though because she was really sexy. Hey, money talks.

Yep, that's almost always the case. I mean, for some, it's probably true that certain things they do is only for a few guys they are close to (but it's rarely "just for you").

Just curious, did you call her out on her lies?

 

[snoopdoggie]

Yep, that's almost always the case. I mean, for some, it's probably true that certain things they do is only for a few guys they are close to (but it's rarely "just for you").

Just curious, did you call her out on her lies?

No way. You might get her pissed off, and then she won't do it anymore. Just keep your mouth shut, and enjoy the ride. Lol.

 

[Hangdai]

Yep, that's almost always the case. I mean, for some, it's probably true that certain things they do is only for a few guys they are close to (but it's rarely "just for you").

Just curious, did you call her out on her lies?

Never do that, Just continue on and enjoy the ride until she breaks down and admits the lies,

cause eventually, they'll feel guilty about it, right?

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

You don't need to tell me about Jay Leno, goof ball. I already know more than you. You're just trying to show off and pretend you're so important. Don't worry. Nobody is reading about what you're saying, because everything you say is so useless.

Showing off? Useless? I'm happy you're looking at the mirror old man. Looks like you've run out of comebacks because what you said was factually wrong and you're just covering your tracks.

"I already know more than you" --- Is that seriously how you refute an argument? Clearly you are the dumbest, most hypocritical, pseudo intellect on this forum who pretends to be knowledgeable about pop culture but like all wrinkly farts, you're out of the loop. Jay Leno is hiring writers for the Tonight Show? Hahahahaha!!! I didn't know he was still on the air. That was a good April Fools joke from the biggest fool on a December day.

 

[OG_funguy]

Never do that, Just continue on and enjoy the ride until she breaks down and admits the lies,

cause eventually, they'll feel guilty about it, right?

Yeah, that's my thinking too and I agree with snoopdoggie. She may get embarrassed and stop doing stuff with you too. Like he said, just enjoy the ride.

 

[LittleCarrot]

kl bro those lines are seem too accurate... my fave MPA said several lines similar to some of the ones you posted and it makes me wonder... was she just saying all that shit to lure me deeper into frequenting her, or was she actually meaning what she said... sigh, this shit keeps me up at night.

still had a few good laughs here good job LOL

 

[OG_funguy]

kl bro those lines are seem too accurate... my fave MPA said several lines similar to some of the ones you posted and it makes me wonder... was she just saying all that shit to lure me deeper into frequenting her, or was she actually meaning what she said... sigh, this shit keeps me up at night.

still had a few good laughs here good job LOL

All the "lies" from my first post I've actually experienced firsthand (except the last one, well at least I hope anyways).

After a while, their lies will be exposed because it's impossible for them to remember what they told to which guy.

To be honest, I can't blame them for lying at the beginning. I mean, at that stage, they have no idea that you might become a regular customer so why would they tell the truth about everything (also, some of those questions could actually get them in trouble such as where else they worked...I know an MPA that recently got fired for doing this).

Just keep seeing your MPA and think of some "tricky" ways to see if she was lying to you early on....but I have to admit, sometimes you don't want to know the truth. Like they say, the truth hurts sometimes.

 

[LittleCarrot]

All the "lies" from my first post I've actually experienced firsthand (except 8 and 10, well at least I hope anyways).

After a while, their lies will be exposed because it's impossible for them to remember what they told to which guy.

To be honest, I can't blame them for lying at the beginning. I mean, at that stage, they have no idea that you might become a regular customer so why would they tell the truth about everything (also, some of those questions could actually get them in trouble such as where else they worked...I know an MPA that recently got fired for doing this).

Just keep seeing your MPA and think of some "tricky" ways to see if she was lying to you early on....but I have to admit, sometimes you don't want to know the truth. Like they say, the truth hurts sometimes.

youre right, i regret talking so much to that MPA and being so friendly, never again... but tell me something bro, did any of those MPAs who made you feel "special" and "the only one" give you her number?
because thats what messes with my mind, this girl i was referring to asked me for my number and told me to text her mine.

 

[Hangdai]

youre right, i regret talking so much to that MPA and being so friendly, never again... but tell me something bro, did any of those MPAs who made you feel "special" and "the only one" give you her number?
because thats what messes with my mind, this girl i was referring to asked me for my number and told me to text her mine.

Standard operating procedures, you would be surprised the info they’ll keep about you in their contact profile on their phone.

 

[Hangdai]

All the "lies" from my first post I've actually experienced firsthand (except the last one, well at least I hope anyways).

After a while, their lies will be exposed because it's impossible for them to remember what they told to which guy.

You would think after seeing a fav weekly for over a year, she would remember telling you after giving her vigorous digits, “you’re the only one I allow digits with”.

Umm yeah, you told me that about 30 or so times already. Im starting to think I wasn’t the only one she liked digits with, lol.

 

[OG_funguy]

youre right, i regret talking so much to that MPA and being so friendly, never again... but tell me something bro, did any of those MPAs who made you feel "special" and "the only one" give you her number?
because thats what messes with my mind, this girl i was referring to asked me for my number and told me to text her mine.

Yes, many of them gave me their number...although unlikely on the first visit.

If you really want to know if there's a connection, ask her out for a "date", no money involved. If she's actually willing to spend her free time with you, then there's a good chance she might actually be into you. Of course, some of the skeptical guys here will say she's just playing you but go with your gut. If the MPA never asks anything from you, seems to enjoy your company and is willing to introduce you to her "true" friends, chances are she likes you.

Having said this, I've never met an MPA that will do this after one or two visits. If that were the case, I would be skeptical too. It takes time (or at least it should) for them to be comfortable with you, and especially to do stuff with you outside the spa where no money is involved.

 

[Massxprt]

Hey, it's been a while...you still courting and dating nice asian milfs?

Yes, that one is there on my first list (#7 I believe)....

Yes, still a few nice milfs but trying to cut back. The thread resonates because I used to believe what they said. Seems ridiculous in hindsight.

Best part of this forum is when you do believe it and think you're special, get somebody here to test it for you. I've been pleasantly surprised a few times but mostly disappointed.

 

[Fakes125]

One of the things that soured my visit at a spa was when a masseuse I chose had to stop before the massage got to halfway and switched out with the one I didn't want cause her "husband" was there