My child,
You have sinned.
Do so no more, but pray for forgiveness for what you have already done.
Your penance is a recital of one Hail Mary for each antibiotic pill that you are prescribed.
May our Lord and God, Jesus Christ, through the grace and mercies of his love for humankind, forgive you all your transgressions. And I, an unworthy priest, by his power given me, forgive and absolve you from all your sins, in the name of the Father of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.