Some Recent Action on the Massage Scene!

[0sm0di0r]

After reading few post about some of these very skillful massage/HJ specialists, I just had to give a few of them a try.

First off, if you are looking for a young tight thing, to loosen up all your joints and then work over your shaft, stop reading right now. These are middle aged massage asian massage specialists.

Nelly - Nice little basement massage suite. But man, I was ready to take off just on my initial view of Nelly. NO sexual attraction what so ever... She is skinny and just very very average looking. Flat chest but she is in pretty good shape for a 40 yr old asian lady. THe massage was extremely thorough, and probably one of the best I've ever had. She spends alot of time working the body, right down to your finger tips. The HJ action at the end, is pretty lame... I recommend closing your eyes and thinking a hot young thing is riding you at this point.

Looks - 4
Attitude - 9
Service - 8.5

YOu can't go wrong, if all you want is a top notch massage. But $90 is a little steep in opinion.

Melody - First impression, wasn't the greatest. Melody gave me shit for saying "Nice to meet you at the door". Then she grabed my arm telling me to get off her carpet with my shoes!? Should of just walked... After that, service was pretty good and she is a bit sexy. Massage is not as good as Nelly's but a close second. She keeps asking every 30 seconds, is that okay, is this okay, is this too hard?????.....????? This can get kind of annoying if you want a quiet, soothing massage. Rather than go with an HJ finish, I requested a tit job. In the dim lights, her chest looks okay, and I simply covered her in my steaming warm jizz! She looked disgusted as she cleaned her self up in the washroom. She kept saying how she wants to start her own business, yada yada yada...I told her to keep doing this!!!!!!! WHere else is someone iwth broken English going to make $500 a day cash? SHe would simply get slaughtered in the real business world. Also, since when is $500 a day cash hard to live with? Most ppl in this city seem scared to lose their 45k yr jobs...which works out to about $120 cash a day. YOu do the math.

Looks - 5.5
Attitude - 6
Service - 8.5

For $10 less, you can see Melody and she is better looking. IT's a coin flip between these two. Personally, I wouldn't recommend either, since there has to be better looking women out there offering this service , in this price range.

Yvonne in N.Van might be the answer.

 

[Ashley M]

Phil,
thank you for your honest review!

I really hate it when people post reviews about how good looking someone is only to find out they are not so good looking.
Like this person in the other review who said Nelly is kind of sexy.
I can not accept a 40 something year old lady with no tits and crap english to be sexy!
Phil, thanks for your honesty!

james

 

[larry141094]

Phil,

so are u reviewing Yvonne soon?

 

[Em :)]

Sorry, but if I find Nelly sexy, I'm going to say so. I'm not going to tailor my reviews for some little wet-behind-the-ears whipper-snapper who thinks a 30-year-old is "too old."