Chat Shots

[cali99]

was hoping to get some feed back on the length of your guys shots!
I know Ive got over 2 feet in length after hitting the back wall at greenway With Kelly. And off the table length and heya that’s a lot! just trying to see where I stack up to all you studs out there!
anyone have an epic shots?
ps, how do these shots feel cip with her?
cheers dudes

 

[daty869]

Depends on your age actually and if it’s the first or third that your measuring - if your second shot and you’re in your 40’s, what you describe is pretty good. I’m almost 60 and have to put a towel over my face at the spas most of the time, eat lots of salmon and honey and see if it helps. Cheers

 

[cali99]

Age is simply a construct of humanity as construct is the key word.
regardless of age or whatever, how long is your best shot? I’ve got over 2 feet as a personal. best witnessed a few times by kelly At greenway.
But was off my game today and only got a foot as Mandy witnessed,
and i always wonder, how those cip times, feel for the girl. I have no idea!

 

[Sajam Enjoyer]

I'm young comparatively to most people here, but I can make my shots go pretty damn far. If I'm lying down on the table, its pretty easy for me to shoot up and over my own head. I just hope it misses the girl's hair. Standing up its basically the same deal and its more consistent if I'm the one finishing myself off compared to the girl doing it. Its actually why I don't really do COF at all because I'll just miss everything and hit the wall behind her

 

[Flatulent Fox]

I shoot far and I shoot lots. One time I was jerking off on the couch, and the first shot sailed over my head and landed on the end table, so at least 4ft.

 

[cali99]

I shoot far and I shoot lots. One time I was jerking off on the couch, and the first shot sailed over my head and landed on the end table, so at least 4ft.

Nice…. I’ve had similar in the past.
for some reason, I shoot better if I hobby 2 day in a row. The 2nd days are always better
and go like you said.

 

[Victor Charlie]

Seems like guys with small packages can shoot out the most loads

 

[cali99]

Seems like guys with small packages can shoot out the most loads

That’s why I’m asking the question for feedback purposes.
young, old. all Nationalities. Maybe those
that’s eat a certain food before they go hobby.
helps them to shoot far!
dint know?

 

[Victor Charlie]

That’s why I’m asking the question for feedback purposes.
young, old. all Nationalities. Maybe those
that’s eat a certain food before they go hobby.
helps them to shoot far!
dint know?

Just eat more pineapples before you go out in the field

 

[imthedude]

I was really hoping this was a thread about rum.

 

[xtc27]

was hoping to get some feed back on the length of your guys shots!
I know Ive got over 2 feet in length after hitting the back wall at greenway With Kelly. And off the table length and heya that’s a lot! just trying to see where I stack up to all you studs out there!
anyone have an epic shots?
ps, how do these shots feel cip with her?
cheers dudes

… I usually have a big load… it doesnt go that far… not hitting spa walls!

… ive shot a huge load all over mpas flat lil tummies a few times… so considering the quantity, really nice shot… gal got off the table, stayed stuck 2 her like glue… she was superpleased … I guess she thot she deserved some credit… I guess she did!

… without cleaning up @ all, she went right outta the rm into the hallway… I think she wanted 2 show the other girl!

I no big shot, gals seem really happy… ultimate job performance review! D’ya find theyre happy w long shots, 2?

 

[KrusherK]

… I usually have a big load… it doesnt go that far… not hitting spa walls!

… ive shot a huge load all over mpas flat lil tummies a few times… so considering the quantity, really nice shot… gal got off the table, stayed stuck 2 her like glue… she was superpleased … I guess she thot she deserved some credit… I guess she did!

… without cleaning up @ all, she went right outta the rm into the hallway… I think she wanted 2 show the other girl!

I no big shot, gals seem really happy… ultimate job performance review! D’ya find theyre happy w long shots, 2?

Yea i tend to have lots of volume but it doesnt go that far.

 

[cali99]

… I usually have a big load… it doesnt go that far… not hitting spa walls!

… ive shot a huge load all over mpas flat lil tummies a few times… so considering the quantity, really nice shot… gal got off the table, stayed stuck 2 her like glue… she was superpleased … I guess she thot she deserved some credit… I guess she did!

… without cleaning up @ all, she went right outta the rm into the hallway… I think she wanted 2 show the other girl!

I no big shot, gals seem really happy… ultimate job performance review! D’ya find theyre happy w long shots, 2?

I will say this, it was a funny few moments, watching her clean up. But the way we’re positioned, she couldn’t see the shot!
but dam if she didn’t do the job good!
dam!

 

[xtc27]

I will say this, it was a funny few moments, watching her clean up. But the way we’re positioned, she couldn’t see the shot!
but dam if she didn’t do the job good!
dam!

Im guessing it shot past her face during a Russian… shes ducking like Dubya Bush dodging a running shoe…

 

[cali99]

Im guessing it shot past her face during a Russian… shes ducking like Dubya Bush dodging a running shoe…

Ha ha ha. Yes, she was ducking.

 

[luvdafurburger]

I had a GF who loved mish but wouldn't let me blast in her. I'd pull out and she'd whack me off onto her belly.

One time I fired a long shot first but we didn't actually see where it went as the lights were dim.

The mystery was solved a few minutes later when she took her phone off the nightstand to answer a call

My version of Something About Mary

 

[Elv]

Think abs and the interior muscle contraction

 

[Flatulent Fox]

I had a GF who loved mish but wouldn't let me blast in her. I'd pull out and she'd whack me off onto her belly.

One time I fired a long shot first but we didn't actually see where it went as the lights were dim.

The mystery was solved a few minutes later when she took her phone off the nightstand to answer a call

My version of Something About Mary

I had something similar. Further to my jerking off story above, I didn't notice where that first shot landed. The next morning I noticed the dried up stain on the table, but I didn't realize what it was. It looked like candle wax but a scratch-n-sniff proved otherwise.

 

[cali99]

Im guessing it shot past her face during a Russian… shes ducking like Dubya Bush dodging a running shoe…

Yeah.. it was good. 2 years.. but u b chillin!
oh oh u be in other room. But she be giving!
what?

 

[cali99]

Yeah.. it was good. 2 years.. but u b chillin!
oh oh u be in other room. But she be giving!
what?

Cmom
xtc! What ya got got?