Massage Parlor Reports

[simasu01]

I had a similar experience with Coco late last week. The only difference was that the massagi came after the main event. The TS was definitely rushed and it was "game on" as soon as we got back to the room. CBJ was administered right after my towel came off while I was still standing. Not back in the skills department there, except she did this weird thing where she held my hands down. Maybe she didn't want to be touched? We went right to standing doggie afterward to completion. I agree with with GD re: her looks. Her body is amazing. It was difficult to hang on as long as I did. However, her quick pace and lack of personality erase the benefits of her looks and body. I would not repeat.

There was no mama in the house to complain to. I guess my complaint will be to not return.

Looks were a 9+ / Attitude a 4 / Massage a 3 / Overall service a 4

OG

 

[weddingdress_xtryan]

Wish I knew...but, I think the seniors would love the answers to your questions too. The place in PG sounds like an interesting change...

 

[Chris L]

I read all the crap on this thread form all those DC vets ...

Seems you want to keep all those info for yourselves, that's your right, although not in the spirit of sharing info which should be the rule on this forum.

Anyway, I am not as selfish, and will share my experience here, without divulging precise addresses, in order not to attract unwanted attention.
I am oinly viiting DC for a few days, i am not a veteran here, I have mostly posted on non US threads.

There are still nice AMPs in Dc which offer FS.
My Neverland was not far from the Metro Centre area, and is listed in one of the global AMP lists on this site.

Went on Sunday morning, got in quickly while the guy at the door was looking elsewhere. He still chased me while inside, but I managed to get iaway for hin and got into the place without further problems. Mamasan was nice and smiling, and, then I saw this girl at the end of the corridor. I knew it was my lucky day. Here comes "Nana", who claims to be 18, I think she is 25, , speaks basic english, and tells me she has only been here since 2 days ( I don't believe a word of that, given her level of english, and more importantly her skills, see later|)
Face: 8, body: 9, magnificent C cup natural breasts.

Usual routine, kisses, shower with lots of attention to the right place, then massage, quite ordinary. Then a Franklin to initiate the following. Then full naked body body, long and attentionate AR, . No DFK, thanks, I don't fancy the taste of my own private parts, and no DATY offered, but nice and professionnal CBJ followed by different positions to completion. Then she asked if I was ready for round 2!!! Sadly not...

For a total of $ 160, that's not bad in DC.

Will try another wonderland near Dupont later today, and will review as well, without fuss!

 

[Punky (Eeeevil Atheist)]

I had the pleasure of staying at the Crowne at 14 and K the other night. I didn't anticipate a spa visit because I was tired, yada yada, but it was RIGHT THERE, you know? Thought I would just go for a rub and tug.

Warm up at Archibalds was nice, but I think they charged me $8 for a draft. Cute girls.

One WSW walking around, cute smile a bit chubby, but her "manager" was obnoxious.

Downstairs to 1413. Standard mamasan welcome. Shows me to room. Very pretty in a girl-next-door way. That is if the girl next door speaks minimal english and is a cute asian girl. But not really showy if you know what I mean.

Table shower was fine, nothing beyond the standard. No sauna. Back to the room. Regular amateur massage, flip. She asks if I want to massage "there", I said yes. I asked if her dress could come off, she hesitated but off it came.

Very nice thin body. Clearly there was nothing but HR on the menu. She didn't ask, she didn't imply more. I was only looking for HR, but I sometimes pay more and explain that I like the body-to-body and all the rest but want the HR finish. This was just HR and no more. Because I was tired, I did finish for her, but she was accommodating, just not very talented. Hands roamed, thin nice body, small up top which I like.

Nice girl, just a very limited menu, don't know her name.

I had left my wallet on the table with a decent tip showing (no ccards or license or excess cash, just walking around funds). I didn't do an exact count, but I had the feeling it may have been lightened by about $40. $60 while in the TS. That isn't an accusation, just a feeling. I was taking cabs all over DC, so it's possible I spent more than I thought, but it felt a little light. When I started this hobby, I was always surprised that I never got ripped off. I guess that they know we talk.

1413 is still on my list. No complaints, just passing this along for information purposes. Don't know what to say about the menu, maybe if you know the mamasan and the code words and secret handshakes, you can ensure you get what you want. I usually take what I'm offered.

As for the funds, I would be interested if people keep a count and so forth.

Thanks

 

[Whispers]

Back in DC after visiting some other parts of the country. Are there any new spas in the Dupont area? Is Supra the only one still close by? I've RTFF but I don't recognize all the names.

Thanks!

 

[Likalotapus]

I'm sure money motivates them. But I was a little confused at the time -- the mamasan didn't ask me if I wanted both, she just said "you take them both", and this was AFTER I had asked specifically for a particular girl. So I wasn't clear on what exactly was being offered. As I said in my post, I decided to err on the side of caution and skip it, just to be safe.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Went to golds looking for Nana, but she was again "on vacation". (Looks like the hunt is on again.) Decided to see what the luck of the draw was, got Yo-yo. Uh,okay, where do they get these names?

Enhanced B/C cups, thin, okay face, easy on the eyes, but not quite eye candy. I liked her attitude a lot, she was very playful, almost giggly. Probably the most thorough TS I've ever had. Kind of weird massagi, she took her time but the strokes were very rapid. CBJ was enthusiastic but a little toothy for my taste. I tried to guide her a bit but I think her Engrish is nonexistent. She jumped on for CG but that's not really my thing and between that and the residual sensitivity from the teeth I lost some steam. She went for the CBJ again but at that point I just wanted a helping hand. Would have been better if she had understood me (or maybe I was being ignored?). Nice girl, but I would not go back.

 

[Ajierene]

Simple, they are cops. I think about 50% of this board and 90% of first time posters are cops. Even their lazy asses won't do any research and will just ask a question, what does it hurt and they don't give a shit anyways--we're just dirtbags to them. Even though they'll go into a parlor, get all washed up and let the play with their Johnson, then bust them for prostitution--while they get their jollies on the taxpayer dime.

 

[beneoumbept]

If you guys would just let these Newbie alone
(((((( Don't waste the ink or the paper )))))).
I'm 100 percent certain just as you found your way in his hobby they will too

 

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard]

I don't need to hear another thing about this. That place should be banned like DT was!

 

[aimdeep]

Are you the person that stole Tinkerbell away from me last night LL?

I had decided to make a mockumentary on Neverland with my invisible camera. After giving Wendy a send off to last for months late last week, I knew I would be seeing someone else yesterday. I had heard a rumor that one of my old GFs had just arrived, but alas, didn't know who to ask to star in my "movie" so...

I am presented with the hottest fairy sprite I've ever known...Tinkerbell. She hopped into my arms and told me how much she missed me. Then we went to the large studio to start negotiations for her part. Negotiations only took a couple minutes and the next thing you know, we are bathing in he fountain of youth. No sooner had we gotten in the fountain, Tinkerbell takes her panties off and hops onto the table...just getting into a very involved shower scene. She really takes this starring role thing seriously! Excellent!

Just as I was positioning her for some special water exercises, mamasan pops in...and, after watching for a few minutes and enjoying the show, calls Tinkerbell out and says a new girl would take care of me. Tinkerbell is dissappointed, but she already got some of what she was looking for from me. Real hands-on instruction on what it takes to be a star, and the pleasure of knowing that my face was still sparkling with fairy dust. She has a multi-picture deal with me...so she has nothing to worry about that's for sure!

I would have been upset that the perfectly tanned, dainty little Tinkerbell went a flying, but I had actually come to see someone else. It actually wasn't a new girl, but on old GF...well, more precisely a very young GF that we will call Minnie Mouse. An all natural, young, smiling beauty.

I would provide details, but, until the studio approves of the first screening, my lips are sealed...at least until Tinkerbell's nectar sweetens the air.

8s across the board...with bonus points for true DT.

** This has been a test of the Neverland Broadcast System. It was purely a fantasy, no living beings were harmed, filmed, spoken to, pleasured, eaten, or otherwise consumed. This concludes our test of the Neverland Broadcast System. We now return you to our normally scheduled programming...already in progress. **

 

[katlvr125]

Apparently, slowly but surely, the AMP's (at least this one!) seem to be returning to CL.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/323553251.html

Selah!

 

[JUDY 3000]

Been waiting patiently for the grand re-opening of Green 1333. Any of you horny big bastards like me have any news on how the remodelling is going and when they expect to be back in busniness?

My vice budget is over full and waiting for them to re-open.

Hawkeye

 

[M W]

I also selected Won during my last visit. "Everything" was provided for the standard fee but there were too many rules (don't touch this, don't do that). It all felt very mechanical, almost as if she was Rosie the Robot from the Jetson's. I will not repeat.

Horsetrader

 

[bossy45]

She was the only one I saw.
I hope they get more therapists with "no rush", good customer service and attitude... everyone would be happy.

Always be good to the ladies...

LDL

 

[Pompal 09.]

I have been to amp's before but I have never been to a non traditional amp
in the DC area. I would love to try H&H but after RTFF, there is still very little infomation about them. They fly really low under the radar. Are their rates the same as regular amps? Do you tip before or after the service? Also what is the tank? I do not mind TOFTT but I like to be properly informed and ready. I hear that H&H girls are very suspicious of you if you do not say or do the right things. You can respond here or by PM if you want. Thanks.


Propilot-over and out.

 

[star69]

Dude, read a little of the forum and you will figure out what to pay and how to act. It's not hard if you are really interested.

 

[Melissa J]

Hello everyone,

It's been awhile, and I have only been rarely doing the CL outings in fear of the inagural events comming up. I would like to return to the lovely AMP ladies, but haven't been in the loop for awhile. If my limited senority permits, may I have permission to IM select seniors with regards to getting information for my hobby?

Also, does the horizon look as though the AMP scene will only get bleaker? I remember something about Koreans getting temporary VISA's and such that would lead to more ladies comming our way. What happened to that!!! Anyways, on a scale of 1-10, what would you all say the danger factor is for pursuing this lovely hobby at this point and in the next few months.

Regards,

Rusian

 

[Cecil]

Hello,

A while ago, someone posted a great AMP etiquette guide for newbies. It appeared to come from some UK site, with DC-specific comments added. Can anyone point me to either the UK site or the review on the boards? I can't seem to find it, and I'd like to forward it to a friend. Thanks in advance for any help!

 

[huge wang]

Saw Hana at Supra. To be perfectly honest, I was pleased when she walked in. When she stripped, she didn't look as good. Not that her body is bad. I dunno, I guess she's the type of girl who looks better in bikini or clothes than nude. Maybe it's because any darker toned nail paint turns me off, and Hana's fingernails and toenails were jet black. Nice attitude, service is okay. She has her own unique take on the CBJ where she kind of bites down on your dick. Could be scary for some Would I repeat, no.

Dupont had it going on when they had Susie and Ruby and even Cherry, who I liked. Heck, I even liked their lineup when they were providing drive-thru speed service with Bebe, Coco, and Lee. Too bad an untimely visit by the police screwed it up a couple of months ago. Only girl I liked there since was Joon, and that was for her personality and chemistry. Her looks were only above average.

Saw Nari at 1818. She tried but her looks were definitely not my style. Okay face, shoulder-length curly black hair. Pale skinned. Small natural chest. Maybe 5'5" and slim. Nice girl who tried her best to keep a good attitude and provide good service. Would I repeat, no.

Sad to say, but even 1818 looks like it's suffering. Only Bunny is the standout in terms of looks. Unfortunately, I just didn't have chemistry with her. Then there's Nari, then there's three girls that all look the exact same with pale-skin and straight black hair with above average faces, except one is taller and chubbier than the others. The other two are shorter and smaller. If you threw Hana from Supra in there, they'd look like four sisters.

I'm starting to get depressed.

Anyone know the current lineup of Gold? If Gold can't help me, I'm going to have to go the escort route.