Jewel and Ryder - First timers perspective

[Foo]

I'll try and make this pretty lengthy, forgive me if I don't have the proper etiquette and terminology and that, i'm not sure what I cant and can't say.

I'll start off by saying this was my first time delving into the hobby after being a lurker on the boards for a while.

I was really just looking for a duo.. as it has always been something i fantasized about but could never quite work out in my personal life. I saw the ad's for JRs.. and hey.. who can turn down a good deal.

I called the studio ahead after finding the place... I'm probably not the typical hobbier in appearance and age and was not at all looking forward to running into anyone else inside. Jewel said they weren't busy so I came on up. There was a sign that said something about 3:30.. and it was roughly 3 already. I assumed that meant bad news.. and the session would be ridiculously rushed.. But I was already nervous about the whole situation as it was the first time I'd been in a MP, didn't want to just cold feet and walk out, or I probably wouldn't ever be coming back, so I walked in when Jewel opened the door upstairs.

I'll start off by saying... anything said about the appearance of these two ladies is out of line. They're both extremely attractive and exactly what I expected from the pictures. Jewel was actually a pleasant surprise, as she is extremely pretty and her face isn't shown in any of their pictures that were on CL. Ryder is curvy, but i don't believe she's overweight at all. She's exactly what I expected from the pictures. Judging by the appearance of other girls on CL and MP sites in the industry.. I think these two are near the top of the list in looks, both face and body.

All of the talk about service.. however.. is completely true. I don't know how typical SPs are, so I can't really compare, but the whole experience feels like they want you to leave as quickly as possibly.

They also continually.. I'd like to say complimented.. about size. I've heard it before, occasionally, but don't believe I'm much above average despite being quite large in stature. So naturally, it sounded like pointless flattery, along with a lot of the other things that come out of their mouths to please you. However.. it became more of an excuse than flattery, and it kept things from happening in a lot of positions.. or even multiple positions. I had each of them shortly.. in one position each, and I was told I was too big and they hadn't had any clients in a while so they weren't ready for it.. "we aren't usually big pussies". R especially didn't take much.. and after what was decent enough acting to maybe convince a half blind deaf man think both had climaxed after oh.. a minute of FS each.. they wanted me on my back and had oil all over me for an HJ to try and finish. I was getting the feeling I wasn't going as fast as they wanted.. I don't finish very quickly or easily in my personal life either.. so I tried to focus on finishing just to at least end the session on a high note.

I was timid about the whole situation.. as I'm not sure whats okay and what isn't in a session, so maybe if I had taken more control things would have happened differently. Something did add to that feeling of trepidation though... as soon as FS had started from the back with Jewel.. I'd been told I was going too hard, too deep, and too fast.. so for the rest of the session, especially with Ryder who wouldn't take much more than the tip, I just pretty much let them tell me what to do. But once I was told to lie on my back, protection was off, and I realized they expected me to finish just like that... and I didn't think I was going to.. I asked for one of them to do CG. Jewel laughed.. and they kept talking dirty.. and they ignored the request. Maybe another rubber just wasn't worth the cost or effort.. we all know how expensive they can be.. wouldn't want to waste any of that $$.6 on more latex.

So for $$.6... I got... my requests ignored.. one position with each of them no matter how long I was going to last.. and sent packing out the door. All in roughly 30 minutes.

I could see that this was pretty much half price compared to my other options to live out a duo, so I shouldn't really complain... I guess in relative terms, I got what I paid for.

I think in this case, the best analogy would be... I had a craving for a hamburger.. Instead of spending the 20 or 30 bucks it might cost me at Delux Burger Bar to sit down and have an amazing meal, and really fulfill that craving, I stopped at the golden arches and got a Big Mac meal because it was less than half price of what the high-end meal might cost me. I ended up with a cold old burger that was rushed out the drive-thru window as fast as it could be so that they could take the order from the car in line behind me. I shouldn't have expected anything more.

The whole thing just felt rushed, fake, mechanical, and cheap. But again, this is my first time paying for an experience, so maybe I just have high standards as to what a situation should be like. I'm sure all situations involving money must feel fake and mechanical..

It sucks, as I would have paid a lot more for better service with the both of them... In retrospect I should have forked out more for a better quality experience, although I was really impressed with their pictures and very drawn to their figures, so I really wish it had been with them. I saw other options for duos at higher prices, and these two really jumped out at me, even if the price beside their names had been the same as the other options.

But $$.6 for what was basically a long HJ with some added benefits seems ridiculous.

I'd throw in the 10 point scale for A, S, etc.. but it really wouldn't mean much as I don't have a scale to base it on besides my personal life. I don't know what the standards or expectations should be for a professional.

As for repeating.. I guess I've satisfied my craving.. or at least my curiousity. I have no reason to expect anything different in future sessions with other SPs.. so fingers crossed I can work out a duo in my regular life.

 

[Mrs.Bossy]

Trust me when I say this.

If you see other SPs in the future, you WILL get something different from each and every one of them. Don't quit. If you want recommendations there are several that go way out of their way to please.

Read this Thread. It's accurate.

http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44751

Sorry about your first experience not being up to par. Better days ahead.

 

[Live4love]

Altoids: Well said.

Brainplus: Great review. Don't worry about 'style' to did a bang up job. Welcome to the world of reviewing and looking forward to more from you. Read the list Altoids referenced to avoid another adventure at rotten ronnies.

 

[SUPER_TOOTH_FAIRY]

You pretty much summed up my experience with these two. However if u think jewel and ryder are at the top of the charts for looks. Please stop in to Legends, Revive, and any other place and you will likely meet one or more of the ladies who much more attractive. At least in my opinion. I have never felt as rushed in a session as i did with jewelcand ryder so anyone else you see will be an improvement. Likely.

 

[secrethq1]

Thanks for the review. Sorry to hear that. Just do not let a bad experience stop you from seeing other SP's. If I may suggest stick with well reviewed SP's for now. Use the link Altoid provided also use the search
http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45076
Good luck hopefully your next experience would get you addicted

 

[Holly]

You want an amazing, crazy duo? Sandi and Kristy. It'll cost you a little more, maybe around $$$$$$ for 1 hour...but it's a good hour.

 

[Chandru .]

Try to avoid many of the FS only providers at the high-end MP's. Many of them are just pure Eye Candy that will not offer you anymore pleasure and time than your session with Jewel and Ryder.

 

[adriaannnaaaa!]

As Altoids and Ube indicated, keep on trucking. There many ladies that will curl your toe nails....these two don't....


Dex

 

[CUPiiD97]

Or get out now while you can before you get addicted and spend too much money that could be better used elsewhere and avoid the empty feeling after the glow of even a good encounter.

 

[Smurfetta]

Considering this is the only way I get laid......that is unlikely.

This hobby works if you have disposable income.
This hobby works if you set firm rules for yourself on how many times you can an SP.
This hobby works if you keep your wits about you.

I've had SP's admit they liked me.....and I like them.....but you got to keep your head clear about it. But.....I am a major self control nut....


Dex

 

[Underground lightning]

Good points Dex but how many others do you think can say the same for themselves. There are a few on this board that come to mind immediately.

 

[JrEoSsUeS]

Can we help you address your addiction with a little self-inflicted vacation? If you are not in this hobby with some self-control, I would be more than willing to ban you for a few months and help you out. Just PM me.

Stud.

 

[Big Dummy]

What are you even talking about?

 

[cyanosis]

Basically that you sound like one of those nuts that are out to save everyone before they partake in this hobby and become "addicted".

Stud.

 

[icevixen17]

Nice, "one of those nuts" all it was was a response to X man saying try again and get addicted. All I was doing was pointing out an alternative. I got sucked in and somewhat addicted for a short time myself as I'me sure others have. It's too easy to get lost doing this and spending too much time or money on it as I'me sure you know being the veteran that you are. That's a nut to you? I also gave many reviews here as well so it wasn't a holier then thou thing, sorry if it came across that way.

 

[tahira]

I've spent over $30 Grand since I started a couple years ago.

If anything comes across as being "Nuts", It's probably my "Nuts".

Seriously speaking of course .

BTW, No Regrets, Ever.

 

[filmmaniac111]

Never tried to count. To be frank I do not want to know how much I have spent becuase this is like counting how much you have spent on food, clothes,...

 

[Jenken]

So just a question. Don't you guys ever think of what else that money could of been spent on that probably is ultimately more fulfilling,IE paying off your house, travelling the world,starting a business,charity etc..? Not judging just asking.

 

[purplefruit17]

That's the spirit Altoids! Keep up the good work!!



Jmmk, I have thought about those things occasionally and then I just think of my ATF arching her gorgeous ass up at me enticingly with mirrors all around us. Cures me of those other thoughts instantly.

I'm with Altoids on this. No regrets ever! Life's too short!

 

[Mummy N Daughter <3]

RAWR! thanks for bringing back the perspective!!

I do have a question tho!

and maybe with some ladies it is pointless flattery but why don't you guys believe us when we comment on your size?

Why would we lie? If you have a teenie weenie we arent gonna say OMG look at that monster! If you have a stinky slug we arent gonna say oh please I can't wait to kneel down before such a majestic work of art!

On the other hand if you have a beautiful helmut, or exceptional proportions, or you have a phenomenal silky visually exciting gorgeous scrumptious ... wait a second ..... sorry, I was starting to drool ...
ok ummm ... why would we lie?