Gang-stir movies

[July Greene]

Disclaimer: In this age of experimental cinema, there are some filmmakers who would never experiment. And whenever they have, they have met with disaster.

Move over Mr. Ram Gopal Verma and Apoorva Lakhia!:tongue:
The Family entertainers are here with their own Gangster movies.:rofl:. But is it easy for them to break away from their own ways of scripting and film making?

Lets see!!


1. Rajshri Productions presents

Hum aapke hain...DON!!! :gunsmile:​

Welcome to Sooraj Barjatya’s joint family!
Here Dawood’s and Chhota Shakeel’s families stay together. Let me introduce to you the cast.

Monica: Dawood’s wife
Lallo: Dawood’s brother-in-law
Shimla Bhabhi: Dawood’s elder brother’s wife.
Patli kamar: The house maid
Supari: The family dog
Peti Kishore Sharma: The ageing father - Dadaji
Khokha Devi: Dadiji

Surahi: Chhota Shakeel’s wife
Sihran: Surahi’s younger sister
Uttha-Patak: Surahi’s twin sons
Phera: The family servant
Zillat: The cruel ex-family servant
Sandook: The widowed mother of Chhota Shakeel (Has reportedly lots of jaaydaad left by her hubby)
Takiya: The family bitchh (secretly in love with Supari)

::Synopsis::​

Since they are underworld dons, they live in the basement. Everyone has a cap on which different things are written. Dawood’s cap says: BADA BHAI. Chhota Shakeel cap says: CHHOTA BHAI. Supari’s cap says: BOY. Takiya’s cap says: GIRL. Monica and Surahi are at loggerheads. Patli Kamar plays an important role in creating a rift between them. Uttha-Patak are actually Dawood’s children born to Surahi. Peti Kishore ji believes in old traditional values and performs a havan for the two families. He believes if Dawood and Chhota Shakeel join hands they can become the biggest owner of the Extortion mafia. He also takes the entire family on picnics to Pakistan where they play lukka chhippi and cricket. Here Takiya and Supari sing songs about first love - Pehla Pehla pyaar haiiiiiiiiii. Sihran secretly looks at Lallo and they fall in love.

Zillat had suffered humiliation at the hands of Dawood so he vows to create havoc in the family. Takiya is the only one who can gain entry into Dawood’s premises. Shimla Bhabhi proposes that Lallo is married to Sihran. This creates tension in the family. Due to firing between the two sides, Takiya dies by a bullet.

Dawood finally relents - "Jaa, maine tujhe Supari diya".
Chhota Shakeel cries: "Ab Takiya hi nahin rahi to Supari leke kya karoonga?"

Sandook says "We are a joint family. And will remain so. I propose Patli Kamar’s hand for Supari". Everyone is shocked. But after a lecture on joint family values, everyone agrees. Shimla Bhabhi begs that Lallo and Sihran are also married. Thus ends the movie.

Waah Waah Ramji, jodi kya banayi. Sihran aur Lallo ko badhai ho badhai!!


2.Dharma Productions presents:

Kabhi Cushy Kabhi Gun
Its all about hating your enemies..,:2guns:

::Synopsis::​

In New York somewhere, there lives a couple. Raj and Cherry. Raj used to play basketball with his best friend Kiwi at college. Later, when Kiwi knew that Raj loved Cherry, not her, she disappeared to Dubai.

Cherry dies giving birth to yes..you guessed it right....Kiwi! She writes her 8 different emails with word attachments carrying different passwords.Kiwi junior has to open every email on different birthdays by hacking the password everytime. In her eighth email, Kiwi junior gets to know facts about Raj’s old flame Kiwi.

Per Kiwi to main hoon! - wonders Junior Kiwi.

But here is the eigth email:

Dear Kiwi,
Now you are eight years old and a master at hacking! Congrats!!! Kiwi dear, listen carefully. Your Dad loved a B*tch by the name of Kiwi in college but married me instead. I know where Kiwi is. But having left your Dad for me, she created hell for me as long as I lived. I want to take revenge on her. Listen carefully my dear child...just go on a summer camp to Dubai. Find Kiwi and get her married to your Dad at any cost. Will you do it for ME, my dear child?

*** ***..*** ***..*** ***...Is it pyaar? Or is it Dosti? Or is it Dosti waala pyaar that Mom had for Dad? Or is it pyaari dosti? - Kiwi junior wonders

But she does go for a summer camp to Dubai. And does meet Kiwi. And finally, Raj and Kiwi marry.
Cherry laughs a cruel laugh from heaven. Film ends.

3. Devanand presents: Navketan Banners’

Goli Kum

::Synopsis::​

Dev Saab plays a khatarnaak don by the name of Noddy. He believes that age is no bar to become a Don.
Sau saal pehle, main toh Don tha, aaj bhi hoon aur kal bhi rahoonga - he sings.

Dev Saab spots a 16 year old girl called Tina in Kathmandu. He asks the girl about her family. She says she has none. Dev saab adopts her and trains her to be his successor.

20 years later...Bees saal baad...

Tina asks Noddy: "Ab kab banaoge mujhe apna successor????Bees saal ho gaye!!!"

Noddy nods and reminds her: "Successor to tab banogi jab main retire ho jaaoongaaaaa. Hmmm Hmmmm..Abhi toh...mainnnnn jawaaaaaaa hoon...Hmmmm Huuunnnnn"

Tina is now 60. Still waiting to be the successor....

4. Manoj Kumar Presents:

Khokha, Peti aur Dukaan

::Synopsis::​

Bharat Kumar is a dhoti clad kisaan in a village. He has a younger brother - Sharat Kumar. Dhanno - their mother wants the brother to stay together. But ...Sharat Kumar has other plans.

Sharat Kumar goes to Italy to study and comes back with a copy of ’The Godfather’ for elder brother.

"Read this brother. I am sure you would love to be like Don Corleone. Italy is the place for us. Lets goooo!"

Bharat Kumar is hurt. He sings patriotic songs about India to Sharat but to no avail. Sharat wants to be a Don.

Bharat warns him:

Sharat, mere bhaaiii...ye desh Bapu aur Subhash Chandra Bose ka hai. Patel aur Nehru ka hai. Lal Bahadur Shastri aur Bhagat Singh ka hai. Aur yaad rakhna, kanoon ke haath bahaut lambe hote hain. Ek na ek din tujhe pakad hi lenge.

Sharat laughs:

Come on bhai! Uptodate nahin ho kya? Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin namumkin hai. Jaldi se passport banao aur chalo mere saath!

20 years later...Bees saal baad..

Sharat Kumar is the biggest Don in Italy.

Bharat Kumar is still waiting for his passport. That palm won’t go away from his face...::

 

[njeltucoipgidcedj]

Good One Knoughty :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Cant imagine Rajshri Gangster movie :devil2:

 

[bee bee]

fantastic one dude..

 

[Kerry Moriarty]

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