Had a meeting about some bullshit, there's this woman from another department I see maybe twice a year in yoga pants sitting next to me, I held up a piece of paper, using that to hide my other hand, so those little shits on the other side couldn't see what I was doing. I poked the side of her ass with two fingers, pretending it's a accident. The bitch looked at me suspiciously, then she moved her chair like a step away, then I made a lot of witty remarks after that, while carefully observing her reaction, she wasn't smiling at all, after the meeting, I held the door for her, she said thank you, then I walked her to her office, at the same time asking her a lot of professional questions on the way, pretending that I care, in her mind, she's probably thinking, why won't this creep leave me alone. I love making women uncomfortable.