dance bars in navi mumbai

[orient longman]

Sir please provide hindi word of spiritual.

Spiritual (English) = Adhyatmic (Hindi)

 

[Bar Junkie]

Bhai tuje thali bajana , diye lagana pasand nahi hai toh mat kar, apni jalan yahaan kyon dikha raha hai. Baat Udhav ki, maharashtra is state with most leading cases even today and that is reason he has to keep quiet. Once these thing is over, see his true colours.

Jalan, Irshya apne barabar vale ya unche logon se ki jaati hai. Kyuki aap unke jaisa banane ka prayas karo.
Aur mai ghadha katai nahi banana chahta.......

Maharshtra ka geography padh lo, Mumbai ka population check karlo, Flights kab band hui ye bhi dekh lo..
Ek corona ka mareez sham ko 7 baje Churchgate local me chadha aur Virar me utara toh le.... ho gayi tabahee.
Mumbai pehla sheher hota jo community transmission phase me jata within a week.

Yes bro, UT is not showing his true colors. I was hoping he will at least ask people burn firecrackers after Modi asked to light diya & candles.
But UT didn't do that. He talked on sensible points & steps Maharashtra government taking which was not important ..

BTW, Do you have an authority to come outside & work for people in this lock down ?

 

[klinkar69]

I will build a website and later integrate chatbot in it. It will take a couple of months though. Need some R&D beside being tied up in work these days.

FlowXO provides the platform to add bots in FB pages and websites.
Slack bots are based on FlowXO.

Main issue I see is updating the DB of the chatbot as FR’s come in. If we can automate this, it would be awesome.

Let me know.. happy to fund it in someway
Not an engineer so can't help with data / java etc

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[Mark Dsouza]

Let me know.. happy to fund it in someway
Not an engineer so can't help with data / java etc

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I am.currently not working ,so can surely help as ample time to hand .If required can get on a Skype call and discuss

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[Uncle Sam]

Let me know.. happy to fund it in someway
Not an engineer so can't help with data / java etc

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Websites can be done free. We will get basic features and navigations, so to begin with that should be fine.

For chatbot (FlowXO) it’s free for 500 workflows.
Each workflow can be considered as a separate/independent topic/conversation.

For example: If we create a workflow to match greetings (Hi, Hello, Hey there, etc.) then it would take away 1 count.

If we create another workflow to match keywords SB (for queries like hey I want info on SB’s) then that would take away 1 count.

So we can create 500 workflows and see how much does it serve. Depending on that we can decide to pay for more workflows.

But we need to decide which chatbot to use.
I have shortlisted FlowXO as of now.
While someone can work on creating website, other person can figure out best (in terms of free, easy to integrate in websites) chatbot available.

 

[Windsor]

Bhai log let's stick to sharing of mongering experience , rather than political analysis.
At current moment we are going through a crisis, the enemy is unknown. No world has got the answer what is right thing to do and not.
All Super power countries are struggling.
We can't compare ourselves to another country,as compare to our population.
Mess has been created by one sheer negligence of one community.They have their own thought process which is really dangerous to mankind.
Govt is doing its best money is tranfered in Jan Dhan accounts , farmers are expected to get money also.Free ration for three months. Intent is their but execution is the problem. Sometimes it takes time in proper execution as lot of bureaucracy gets involved. It's easy to criticise rather than give ideas.
Currently four top states leading in Coronavirus are all Non-BJP states.
Mumbai will definitely see high cases due to sheer density of population and currently we have three CM's running the state no proper co-ordination is seen at certain levels.
But i would add even public is negligent they don't follow the lockdown properly.
Lessor said about Pappu is better.
All said n done everyone centre and all state govts are fighting and doing the best.As we all are in unknown territory, and no fix formula is answer.
Looking at the current scenario does not seems like DB's will open in next three months and things won't be same as before. Everything is turned upside down.That is also worrying.


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[Deleted member 63909]

Bhai log let's stick to sharing of mongering experience , rather than political analysis.
At current moment we are going through a crisis, the enemy is unknown. No world has got the answer what is right thing to do and not.
All Super power countries are struggling.
We can't compare ourselves to another country,as compare to our population.
Mess has been created by one sheer negligence of one community.They have their own thought process which is really dangerous to mankind.
Govt is doing its best money is tranfered in Jan Dhan accounts , farmers are expected to get money also.Free ration for three months. Intent is their but execution is the problem. Sometimes it takes time in proper execution as lot of bureaucracy gets involved. It's easy to criticise rather than give ideas.
Currently four top states leading in Coronavirus are all Non-BJP states.
Mumbai will definitely see high cases due to sheer density of population and currently we have three CM's running the state no proper co-ordination is seen at certain levels.
But i would add even public is negligent they don't follow the lockdown properly.
Lessor said about Pappu is better.
All said n done everyone centre and all state govts are fighting and doing the best.As we all are in unknown territory, and no fix formula is answer.
Looking at the current scenario does not seems like DB's will open in next three months and things won't be same as before. Everything is turned upside down.That is also worrying.


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Bhai kitni mombati jalaoge.

Bhai haath sanitizers se mat dhona diya jalane se pehle

Maine to 51 diya khareeda hai
101 mombati khareedi hai

Lets light tonight
Lets burn

 

[azzazel]

MP bhai, again issue comes back to population. Not only it’s difficult to give benefits to so many people in India, it’s also unmanageable. There is no way to know who got and who didn’t. Many will say they didn’t get (after getting), there will be frauds involved, etc.

Here IRS will handle everything. They have record of everyone’s social security and who pays taxes, etc. Based on that they will give.

Our PM had said out of 130 Crore people only 1.5 Crore people pay taxes. So the point is why should most enjoy the benefits? Besides this, there is no unique way of identifying everyone in India.

Many don’t have Aadhar. Many have duplicate aadhar. Benefits can’t be given based on Aadhar. It’s given based on if you paid last years taxes or not. If you are a good citizen or not.

So while good citizens who pay taxes have valid point in expecting benefits, it’s impossible and it’s due others. The other bhikari’s roaming around in the country who should just die.

Lol you are one of those pathetic hypocritical loser crying indian NRI bitch that we come across everyday. All you do is blame anything and everything except for the people in power. Blaming the population is not a resolution! Working on improving the country as an educated individual is the need of the hour. You stick to tortillas and hookers . Even I realized my mistakes real late in life hence I quit this shit show!

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[Windsor]

Bhai kitni mombati jalaoge.

Bhai haath sanitizers se mat dhona diya jalane se pehle

Maine to 51 diya khareeda hai
101 mombati khareedi hai

Lets light tonight
Lets burn

Bhai respect your Mongering and stock market post...Kindly share more of that..Baki political views ka aisa hai na, sabka different hain or din raat vohi chal raha hain.Twitter, news channel, WhatsApp etc.

Or haa Diye jalayenge zaroor...vaise bhi har roj sham ko ,bhagwan ke saamne diye lagate hain..Aaj 9 baje doosri bar vapas jaleyenge...Sanitizer use nai karenge..Thanks.





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[Deleted member 63909]

So back to the topic for which the thread is created by @kamal1980 .

A vintage FR outside NM and Mumbai.....

This Fr is a bit old but you cannot forget your good and bad experience on that day.

For some work went to Kalyan area and while returning instead of taking shilphata taken car to bhiwandi bypass.
Wanted to check devdas and paro .

It was early around 4 Pm .
Doesn’t even remember if it was Devdas or Paro but I remember it was on left lane on kalyan road, I think it was Paro.

Ordered whiskey and started to drink.
It was almost around 4 pm and many girls was dancing near their guests.


I was a bit shy to look at girls and kept on drinking.Waiter brought me a girl and she sit beside me.
I was almost a quarter down still the girl sitting beside me doesn’t kicked me.

After few minutes a girl in black saree appeared ( not ghagra choli). She was beautiful and she was shaking hands with many guests.
Tipped waiter and ask him for that girl.

She come and sit beside me.She was good in nature and talkative and cooperative.
She ordered drink and in between I consumed one more quarter.

I was high on drinks and want to sleep with her. I generally doesn’t take girl on first visit but alcohol effect was making me horny.

Paid girl charges hotel cuts bills and waiters.

They send me to upstair with that girl.
Now the girl started showing her real face.

I still shiver when I remember her first question which was Kya Saree blouse utarana padega?

6 peg ka nasha 6 seconds mein khatam.

I want to say nahi mat utaar aise hi pooja ker leta hoon.

I said aur nahi to kya and she undressed her.

She was mechanical in all terms and continued with Yeh mat kero woh mat kero
Makeup kharaab ho jayega.Kitna time lagega yeh woh.

Left the deed in between and started to dress myself.
She dressed herself and I come down and went outside and take my car to an indie as I desperately needed a good sex at that time.

Lesson learned from that day.

1) Navi Mumbai bar girls are much cooperative than any other areas.

2) Shy guy like me should never take girl to room on 1st visit.

3) Girl who behave properly and hot on table may be different in room.

As it was my early day in mongering in bars so no regret as I learned something new at that time...

Girl look 7/10
Attitude 0/10

Damages no use of mentioning as it was years back.

Girl name was Nisha and from that day I avoid Nisha girl named girl in bar. Lol

Mp

 

[Uncle Sam]

Blaming the population is not a resolution! Working on improving the country as an educated individual is the need of the hour.
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You can work towards welfare of your 130Cr population. Good luck.

 

[Luttaappi]

Bhai log let's stick to sharing of mongering experience , rather than political analysis. ...

...
Govt is doing its best money is tranfered in Jan Dhan accounts , farmers are expected to get money also.Free ration for three months.. ... It's easy to criticise rather than give ideas. ...

...
Currently four top states leading in Coronavirus are all Non-BJP states. ...

...
Mumbai ... currently we have three CM's running the state no proper co-ordination is seen at certain levels. ...

...
Lessor said about Pappu is better. ...

 

[Shraavan]

Websites can be done free. We will get basic features and navigations, so to begin with that should be fine.

For chatbot (FlowXO) it’s free for 500 workflows.
Each workflow can be considered as a separate/independent topic/conversation.

For example: If we create a workflow to match greetings (Hi, Hello, Hey there, etc.) then it would take away 1 count.

If we create another workflow to match keywords SB (for queries like hey I want info on SB’s) then that would take away 1 count.

So we can create 500 workflows and see how much does it serve. Depending on that we can decide to pay for more workflows.

But we need to decide which chatbot to use.
I have shortlisted FlowXO as of now.
While someone can work on creating website, other person can figure out best (in terms of free, easy to integrate in websites) chatbot available.

If memory serves me right, python had a library called Beautiful Soup (or something like that) that can be used for parsing HTML and scrapping websites. Lets see if that can be put to use on MassagePlanet.net. That would make it easy to scrape the entire string of conversations.

 

[Dumbaad17]

Came across thread on Teamhp on how much ones expenses on car should be.
On similar lines would like to know views from seniors or experienced monger.
As a financially disciplined salaried person and still true monger, what budget one should keep aside for his mongering...?

 

[Shraavan]

Baat Udhav ki, maharashtra is state with most leading cases even today and that is reason he has to keep quiet. Once these thing is over, see his true colours.

Compare international traffic and travellers landing in Mumbai. It should have been lot worse here. But UT woke up to the dangers of the pandemic earlier than the others. Hence we are better off than what could have happened in a city of 1.84 crore people.
Also a bulk of the cases have come from the Tableeghi/ Merkaj cases. The same Jamaat event which he disallowed in Virar. The same Jamaat shitholes shifted the event to Delhi. You know who runs Delhi police.

And as far as his true colours are concerned, he has just started showing it. I had seen him 20 years ago going from street to street scolding BMC officials wherever he found open gutters, ditches etc. His performance orientation had not gone down well with the senior ShivSainiks then who made the Sr Thackeray rein him in.

But now there is no one to rein him in. Neither does he carry the burden of the Babasaheb's legacy due to the alliance switching. I am placing all my bets on him. He is doing an honest job.

Hopefully, Amit Shah will realize his mistake in time and will realign with the Sena once again

 

[Bar Junkie]

But now there is no one to rein him in.

You forgot his grandfather,
Prabodhankar Thackeray........

 

[Deleted member 75160]

LOL...can't take this madness anymore....educated high executive class people chanting "go corona go" and "bharat mata ki jai".....that too seriously, i pity the child who will grow up in this irrational society.......light off and dije jalaye tak thik tha, to express teh solidarity but it's too much when educated people chant "go corona go".....reminded me of japanese cult soka gakai international where people chant "o nam mein ho renge kyo" to cure illness.............man gaye modiji. I think ache din are here........maybe it's time either to become blind bhakt or pack bags and immigrate.......
P.S. I have always voted for BJP every time, but i have my doubts this time.

 

[Bar Junkie]

As a financially disciplined salaried person and still true monger, what budget one should keep aside for his mongering...?

Never stick with one source of income.

This is because you won't have even little of regret that you are spending "x" % on mongering from your salary.

If salary is only source of income, then spend as per your wish after keeping your monthly quarterly budget & savings in spare.

When you are tight on budget hunt new places, drink in limit, spend wisely. You can have gala time later..

Enjoy Karo ! Khud ka khayal rakho......
Mongering should be low priority thing in life & only for entertainment.

 

[Deleted member 75160]

If memory serves me right, python had a library called Beautiful Soup (or something like that) that can be used for parsing HTML and scrapping websites. Lets see if that can be put to use on MassagePlanet.net. That would make it easy to scrape the entire string of conversations.

there are multiple packages and implementation will take not more than 10 mins....however, problem is cleaning the data (80% of the task) for ex. some monger use "rajmehel" while some ""rajmahel" also, getting program to understand hindi words is also a task........it's just a very minor example, when you work you will come across many abnormalities, that said world is not a perfect place, have to work with whtever we have and here it's more than sufficient data to scrape for analysis.......

Automation for reading new FR is not a problem, as the algos i am using is used for twitter feeds which are updated realtime and algo automatically takes it into account.......if someone wants to work on basu1970 questions lemme know i can forward the string for extracted data for first 1500 pages of this forum.

 

[Deleted member 63909]

Maloom nahi yeh gaana yaad aa raha hai...
Shaayad Modiji bhi yahi gunguna rahe honge...

Khuda bhi asmaan se jub jameen pe dekhta hoga......

Mere Mehboob Bhakt ko kisne banaya sochta hoga...

I never voted for Bjp or any other party till date.
Now I will vote for Modi.

Kuch to baat hai is bande mein.....

MP