Crazy cat lady!

[schticklick]

A very dear friend (female) has a pet cat. She is going to adopt another cat so they can play together. Ok! She mentioned that she might consider getting a third cat.
I said, "WHOA, do you ever want to get laid again in your bed?"

2 cats okay, but 3 is tipping the edge of becoming a crazy cat lady.

Yes, I like animals, dogs are my preference. 3 cats and a woman that too many pussies hanging around.

What do others think?

 

[Lynnmarie]

No such a thing as too many pussies.:tongue: The more the better.

 

[Chicken Noodle Soup!]

[video=youtube;yaYdsumxflw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaYdsumxflw[/video]

 

[Pompal 09.]

I believe Iambad made a comment of a SP he saw and was turned of with all the cats she had in her room and the litter boxes she had in her bedroom. Cannot remember now but it may cause problems for future bookings.
Just my 2 pennies

 

[Pompal 09.]

[video=youtube;qCyTB7KyR3Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCyTB7KyR3Q[/video]

 

[Me Fang You]

Here's a picture of what the future holds for HOF's friend

 

[Maegen]

Seth, how did you get a picture of my friend? She's a very private crazy cat lady!

Oh Sillygirl, you've been outed by Seth Gecko! Sillygirl, you should see John Smith before you get the urge for another pet. I know, I'm a jerk and you hate me! Whatever:na:

 

[TAG]

One cat. She likes pets.
Two cats. Pets need friends too.
Three cats. She hates men.

 

[GranolaMom]

No, sorry Vikki, you missed the boat on this one. My friend is not an SP. She is a divorcee has one pet cat and wants another for friendship with her cat. My friend in a private conversation asked me how many cats before she would be called a crazy cat lady. I said 3, no potential man wants into a 4 pussy home! At least, not one with 3 cats. LOL

 

[poppy1]

You didn't read the initial post clearly. This female is not an SP, she is a personal friend on here.:

 

[sarasmile]

That was one of the scenarios that I suggested to her!

 

[Fierce]

Oh Riley! Why, why must you provide so much ammunition to demolish you?

Either you didn't read or didn't comprehend my post. My friend is not, I repeat for the sensory impaired. My friend is not an SP! She is a civilian female that is on the board for fun. She is single and she asked me how many cats until men would think it's weird. I said two are fine, but a third is becoming crazy cat lady!

The you chime in that you have 3 cats and get laid all the time. Did you forget what profession you're in? You get paid to get laid, and you're well on your way to being a crazy cat lady! I never stated anything about emotions or expenses.

It was meant as a joke between friends that if she wanted a man to do the tummy tango with, two cats is enough!

"Tabernac!"

 

[CoRaZon]

You are a jerk, and I do hate you. :slap:

Outed by a gecko, didn't see that coming. How could you, Seth?

You know, some of you are not being very supportive of my goal of becoming the craziest cat lady ever....this hurts me deeply. I'd like to thank Oddball for understanding and sending me this....it's been very motivating.

I've been doing some research, and I'm excited to find many educational opportunities available at well-established institutions of higher-learning...at least that's what kind of institution they claim to be.

I've been very focused on trying to be more organized, so once I graduate I will definitely need some new furniture....

Now all the excitement of thinking about this has made me tired, and I need to lie down. Here's that pic you guys are always asking for.

 

[LiTtLe mIsS kAyLeE]

Anyone lose their sense of humour ?

One seems to be missing.

 

[Justine 2]

:aww:

My bad!

Hmmm, I do know 18 women that aren't SPs.

:great:

 

[Dr Fegg]

Riley, I'm going to ask you what language would you like this explained in. Here are your choices: English, English and English! What we have here is a failure to communicate, I have communicated my information, and you, Riley, do not comprehend it! Now Riley, it is paramount that you FOCUS on the rest of this post for your own benefit and development.

Can you handle the truth? You need to purchase, read and complete all of the work pages in the books that I've listed for you to help you.

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The thread was created as a piece of humour. Do you understand that there are various types of humour? If you didn't understand the humour, you should have just moved along sesame street to Mr. Roger's neighbourhood.

As far as you finding the whole 3 feline thing offensive, too bad for you. With your three cats, you're well on your way to crazy cat lady status, and with all your nonsense about financial troubles, you'll probably be eating cat food with them. You should have just moved on and ignored the thread. No, you, miss high & mighty has to put a challenge out to someone that you just can't keep up with intelligently or intellectually, so there is no argument here because I'd have to be in a coma for you to be able to comprehend and compete against me.

This thread was not about crazy cat guys! So you are typing just to get air time on someone's thread. As for your remark about keeping it off the board, who are you to tell me what I can and cannot put on the board. My thread is in the proper area for those with a sense of humour unlike yourself to enjoy. In fact, my friend, Sillygirl, was having a bad day until she read this thread that I created for her!

As for the blue area at the top of your remark, I could not care less who, when, how, what, where you get laid!

Without question, in my educated opinion, you are one of the 3 irritating drama queens on this board! In fact, you are a drama queen everywhere, and your act has become lethargic and jaded at best!

Buy a sense of humour auction!
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NFSOH
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[Polexia owns your SOUL]

This cracks me up, and I can't stop watching it.



That's not true, I love men.
What about two cats and a dog, would that be bad?

 

[saraapple16]

I didn't get the humour either, even after reading the thread a few times.

 

[Nightnurse]

Well, I'm not surprised either!

Let me spell it out for you.
Single woman with one cat wants a pet.
Single woman with two cats wants them to be playmates.
Single woman with more than 2 cats has been turned off men and is on her way to the asylum.
The humour to my very good personal friend Sillygirl is if you ever want to get laid again 2 cats in the house!

Women would turn this around if a man was in his 30's and still living with his mother (parents) George Costanza!

For Fuck Sakes, don't be so Fucking dense! There, I'm like most Canadians that say the F word! LMAO!

 

[xray_man69]

NOOOOOOOOOOO, two pets maximum Dr. Doolittle! You don't live on an ark! LMAO