Nothing better than the sound of freshly excreted whoreshit as it splashes and sprays and shmushes all over
your face and hair. A real treat that real gentleman like myself, relish. It is difficult in these times, finding whores
who partake in coprophilia, but finding them, I must.
Which Spa should I begin with? Ooooooh, this is so exciting. Shina? Leela? Asian Angela (no, not her, she smells bad), Asian Nicole? Nicole might go for it, her breath smells like cock and urine, so she may have an interest in
the brown greasy smorgasbord I crave.
Please help me, gentlemen.