Best experience you ever had?

[AJ007]

Yeah I guess so mate...gym and me doesn’t get on...

 

[OG_funguy]

Yeah I guess so mate...gym and me doesn’t get on...

Me and you both...

 

[OG_funguy]

Yeah I guess so mate...gym and me doesn’t get on...

Btw, like you, I love tennis and used to play a lot until I had both wrist and elbow surgery...

 

[AJ007]

Just got back from tennis and again...there were 4 ladies tonight playing mixed and asians...2 chinese..1 Korean...and 1 Mongolian...even if I was completely drunk and brainless, my dick would say no to all of them....keep thinkimg throughout the games if I could bang one of them and just couldn’t find any sticking part...and then my mind went towards the MP ladies...

 

[dlhlfst]

Lot of good experiences...

One of the better ones (probably not best session, but most memorable) was a chance meeting right before catching a flight -- I booked a 1 hr appointment just 3 hrs before catching an international flight. The attendant was gorgeous, and we hit it off, but didn't provide any extras. She gave me her email address, we exchanged a few emails, and I kept an eye on her schedule. She rarely worked (maybe once a week, if that). Booked her again 4-5 months later. Had a great session -- receptionist came and knocked on the door multiple times. Same thing after the session (few emails exchanged, then I booked through her directly but still at the spa) ... and, same thing happened, 1 hr appointment turned into almost 2 hrs, receptionist knocked/complained. I get her phone # this time, and we book an airbnb instead. Within a week after the airbnb booking, we start a long-term relationship. Didn't work out, but lasted a while (and she moved cities with me).

One of my earlier sessions was when I was around mid-20s with an early-30s Cuban woman. She wasn't exactly my type (not overweight, but bigger/voluptuous), and 15-20mins into the massage, she starts getting really into it and pushes bbfs. I resisted... she fake-looked for a condom, but then we went through with it. She was very intense. She then told me she had a work thing in Quebec City (she worked as an MP part-time), and her company was paying, asked me to come and stay with her at her hotel. Spent a couple of wild days with her.

Honestly... to many amazing sessions to recount them all here. I should write them all down at some point, just for memory sake.

 

[BigDare88]

I have a million stories and experiences from my short time hobbying...but the session I had earlier this week at perla May have been one of the best...my dick is hard just thinking about it...good to know premier still has some incredible women!

Who was this princess

 

[OG_funguy]

oh boy... ive been waiting to share this story for years as today is actually the first account i made for this forum...
so at my Very first semi-legit parlor, i did not know what to expect of course. i walked in, greeted by lady at desk who guided me into the room, she told me to wait here for the MPA and i asked if i could shower.
as i showed i heard a knock on the door and i said "wait" because i wasnt finished yet.
finished shower and put my boxers back on and wrapped the towel around my waist and sat on the table waiting for MPA to return.
she comes in and i say hi, im nervous and cant communicate with her well since she spoke a bit of english as mandarin was her main language.
she told me to lay down on the table which i did.
massage goes on for almost an hour, shes worked her way down to my bum and legs.
she keeps on folding my boxers down, fold by fold every half a minute because it got in the way of her massaging my bum and leg area.
so when the boxers couldnt be folded anymore, she let out a quite "hmm.." then proceeded to right out take the boxers off of me.
my heart rate increased, but then i thought to myself something like "considering how hard and technical her massage is, this place must be legit, not to mention shes a mama type chinese lady in her late 40's to mid 50's and wearing a polo tshirt with long pants, i guess the boxers were supposed to be off from the start. oh well"
so she continues to finish her massage from the bum down to my toes over the next 10 minutes, and i remember at one point she lift each one of my entire legs individually into the air and did a clockwise and counterclock wise motion to each leg while my little carrot was fully exposed, and i thought "oh fuck! ok i guess shes just following her chiropractic massage routine.
now at the end when shes finished the massage to the toes, she beings to massage her way back upwards, but not with a strong technical massage as she was doing all along.
from toes to bum, bum to back, back to shoulders.
when she finished at my neck, she took her hands off and walked over to the back or the side somewhere and i heard he pick something up and put it back down.
with absolutely NO FUCKING WARNING, she softly slammed both her warm hands full of thick lube onto my balls and shaft and began to passionately, rapidly, and aggressively churn and squeeze and rub my sack with one hand and securely torture my shaft with the other as if i were being punished for doing something terrible.
oh my goodness the sudden explosive pleasure from that was unbearable and before i knew it i was moaning and my ass was way up in the air as she had her way with me while she smirked with enjoy

Yep, the unexpected experiences, even when low mileage, are often the best.

The massage you had sounds familiar to me but I can't recall where and with whom. Care to share the name of the spa (you don't have to mention the lady's name). Or PM me if you want...

 

[LittleCarrot]

Yep, the unexpected experiences, even when low mileage, are often the best.

The massage you had sounds familiar to me. Care to share the name of the spa (you don't have to mention the lady's name). Or PM me if you want...

place is called Serene Ocean Wellness, i didnt get the ladys name though, this was years ago btw

 

[shriveldick]

May @ S9. I'm not sure what vodoo she did but wow. We were on the table, off the table, in the chair, in this corner, in that corner, i was on top of her, she was on top of me, i had her bent over, she had me bent over and I was sweating like crazy with her energy. She finished me off stroking the johnson from underneath me & I shot my load (my typical pop,pop,pop rhythm) but she kept going a little longer and I started uncontrollably dry shooting blanks for what felt like minutes but in reality was probably 30-60 seconds. I let out sucessive pained ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhhs with a slight grimace on my face as my testicles violently contracted with every stroke of the johnson. she looked slightly concerned/confused but she just kept going once she realized it was good. i must have popped 15+ times in a row. i'm sweating just remembering it

 

[OG_funguy]

Wow, 15+ times in a row! Looks like Hanggy has some competition...

 

[shriveldick]

May @ S9. I'm not sure what vodoo she did but wow. We were on the table, off the table, in the chair, in this corner, in that corner, i was on top of her, she was on top of me, i had her bent over, she had me bent over and I was sweating like crazy with her energy. She finished me off stroking the johnson from underneath me & I shot my load (my typical pop,pop,pop rhythm) but she kept going a little longer and I started uncontrollably dry shooting blanks for what felt like minutes but in reality was probably 30-60 seconds. I let out sucessive pained ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhhs with a slight grimace on my face as my testicles and abdomen violently contracted with every stroke of the johnson. she looked slightly concerned/confused but she just kept going once she realized it was good. i must have popped 15+ times in a row. i'm sweating just remembering it

my perception of time, space and the universe may have been temporarily altered but it was definitely non-ejaculatory multiple orgasm

 

[snoopdoggie]

It's more naive to even think that looks and youth don't play a part in YMMV. Just put yourself in these ladies' shoes. Unless ridiculous gratuities are thrown your way, you know you'd put in more effort in a session if your client were younger and/or better looking.

Man, you are so fucking clueless.

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

Man, you are so fucking clueless.

No I'm spot on. Repulsive guys like yourself want to believe otherwise but ignorance is bliss.

 

[Woody Womb Pecker]

What happened to May @ S9 ?