Be careful of autocorrect

[Ursus]

I was emailing my boss and asking him about a training session I have to attend for next week. When I finished the body of the email, I put in the subject line: TRA... and it autocorrected to 'Tranny session next week'.

My boss emails me back and asks me: 'Next time, please check the subject line of your email before hitting send.'

LOL.

One of the downsides of searching for tranny porn and tranny sex-workers is that you have to watch out for auto-correct when it thinks you are attempting to type something you are not trying to type out.

 

[Old No. 7]

LOL
If I had a dollar for every time I typed daty instead of day, I'd be rich.
So far, I think I've always caught it before sending, but who knows.

 

[Poontang Fan]

Those are the kind of things that are funny when they happen to someone else but not so funny when they happen to you lol.

 

[dogdick]

LOL
If I had a dollar for every time I typed daty instead of day, I'd be rich.
So far, I think I've always caught it before sending, but who knows.

yes, and all the ladies in the department are looking at your email with one hand on their mouse and the other hand on their mouse.....

 

[RealTallGuy]

You have a very weird auto-correct if it defaulted to that!

 

[Ursus]

You have a very weird auto-correct if it defaulted to that!

Well, I watch about 3 to 4 tranny videos a week and I routinely search for and visit tranny sex-workers, so not that odd that the auto-correct would suggest tranny to me while I was typing.

I really like the exotic aspect of trannies.

Funny thing: I often would put Asian Angela's picture on my computer screen as my screen saver. When my wife saw it one day, she asked:

Wife: Is that a tranny?
Me: No. That's Asian Angela.
Wife: She looks like one of your tranny models.
Me: I don't think so. She just is wearing too much makeup. That's all.
Wife: I think she is a tranny.
Me: I promise you, she isn't a tranny.

 

[RealTallGuy]

You do that at work? Much respect however Trans isn't for me hence I might not be Thailand's most enthusiastic tourist.

 

[Ursus]

You do that at work? Much respect however Trans isn't for me hence I might not be Thailand's most enthusiastic tourist.

I do my 'office work' from home. Not in a traditional office. I train sales people who are not reaching targets in my company, so I work from home and then meet the salesperson in the field and I do salescalls with them to give them tips on how to improve and close more sales.

 

[RealTallGuy]

Ah.. that would explain a lot. If I do some "erotic searching" its from my own laptop but with great discretion and v.low frequency. I'm gonna need to compile a GTA spa list soon as my repertoire is getting quite elaborate having started this junket one year ago after finding out Peelers are sooo lame compared to the Spa scene.

 

[SomeEastEndGuy]

Hey Ursus,
Curious as to what your experience has been with these ladies - any recommendations

 

[RealTallGuy]

Which.. ladies? He could probably write a book with the XP he has derived over the.. years..

 

[Ursus]

This is my favourite ladyboy in the industry. I highly recommend her.

http://ontario.backpage.com/Transse...unette-ot-top-choice-petite-nice-ass/24316225

 

[SomeEastEndGuy]

Thanks! I've seen her add a few times and considered. Maybe I'll give her a try

 

[Ursus]

I also recommend this lady.

http://ontario.backpage.com/Transse...-call-dont-miss-find-ur-escapre-inme/47508252

 

[Ursus]

I really LOVE trannies. Guys should try it at least once. You don't have to be a bottom. You can be a top, you can ignore the TS girls equipment and you can treat her like a biological female who offers greek. Trannies are so exotic and sexy, imho. Greek is guaranteed in the session.

You can usually get a bj and a massage from a tranny for $80 - $120. Don't let their high price HH and H rates scare you. In their defense though, they can't engage in 6 - 10 sessions per day like a bio female can because they are asked to be tops many times. Impossible to top 6 - 10 guys in one day. So, they have to charge more because their volume of customers can't be so high. I would never be a bottom, but many guys want to try it out. Plus, besides the fact that I have no interest in penis, another off-putting thing is that most trannies have curved penises because they top alot of first timers, which of course requires a higher degree of entry force when breaking new ground. Just an fyi.

 

[sly_t]

You sound like the Cliif Clavin of the Sp world.

 

[Ursus]

Sly_t,

Go visit a tranny yourself. You will see that most trannies have curved penises. Ask them why it is curved. They will tell you.

I can't help it if people don't have knowledge and therefore doubt what I say.

 

[sly_t]

Dude, why are you on the defensive? I was just sayin you are like Cliff Clavin of the SP world, someone who knows a little about everything and likes to share it.

As for visiting Trans people, not my cup of tea. Good for you for you though.

 

[Ursus]

Dude, why are you on the defensive? I was just sayin you are like Cliff Clavin of the SP world, someone who knows a little about everything and likes to share it.

As for visiting Trans people, not my cup of tea. Good for you for you though.

Alright. Thank you for the compliment. In all seriousness, I would say that my personality is half Dustin Hoffman (actor in Rainman) and half Daniel Tosh (comedian).

The reason why I started visiting Trannies is because I was tired of women acting so entitled. Each time I was with a pretty woman, the thing that kept going through my mind was:

'If this girl didn't have a vagina, she wouldn't dare act like such a selfish asshole.'

So, I then I thought:

'I bet trannies are nicer to be around than bio females.'