babbar sher collection! brilliant shaayri!

[BigAl]

hyeah: hyeah: hyeah:

its in hindi but written as english so read slowly, some of them are gems :awesome:



Usse pane ki koi aas nahi hai
audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai....

Ki Usse pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai

audience : wah wah...

Usse pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai

aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,
kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai............

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Teenager bachon ki chinta tab satane lage,
Teenager bachon ki chinta tab satane lage

wah wah...

Jab munni hothon pe lipstick lagane lage,
aur munna hothon se lipstick hatane lage



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Book khulti hai...exam ka samay hota hai.
Aise mausam me hi to dimag kharab hota hai.
Dimag ki baate paper par nahi aati..
ye fasana to MARKSHEET per baya hota hai !!!

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Agra ka Tajmahal, delhi ka kutubminar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai

Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasam khuda ki, Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

:rofl::lmao:
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Taarif k kaabil hum kaha,
charcha to aapki chalti hai,
Sab kuch hai aap k paas,
Bus 2 seeng aur 1 pooch ki kami khalti hai.

hyeah: hyeah:
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tuje kya pata gum kise kahete hai?
are tuje kya pata gum kise kahete hai?
are tuje kya pata gum kise kahete hai?
tune to celotape ko hi use kiya hai.

:rofl:
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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aaye.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.

:bye1:
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Tumhare liye main chand taare tod du,
Honda city, opel, mecedez tak chod du,
Darling itna kaafi hai ya,
do char jhuth aur bole du!!

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Woh Aayi Main Aaya
Woh Baith Gayi Main Bhi Baitha Gaya
Par Woh Hasi Toh Main Bhag Gaya

:ashamed:
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koi gam nahi, phir bhi mann udas hai,
koi rasta nahi, phir bhi ek aas hai,
kehne ko hai bahut apne, par tu hi 1 khaas hai,
Zyada senti mat ho, ye sab bakwas hai! Wah wah!

:bleh:
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wo to aaj bhi hume dekh ke muskurate hai,
wo to aaj bhi hume dekh ke muskurate hai,
ye to unke bacche hi kamine hai jo mama-mama bulate hai.

hyeah:
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dil do kisi ek ko, kisi nek ko,
jo smajhe ishq ki nazakat ko,
jab tak saccha dildar na mile,
try karte raho har ek ko.

:devil: masky aapke upar sher bhi likh diya hai :lmao:

 

[And 1]

Mast hai sab... Ek se badh kar ek!!!

 

[vvecnuaoijfikrerv]

Awesome sher Safina

 

[uomtylty]

awesome hyeah:

 

[saleem]

:hehehe:Aapka naam chaand pe likne ka dil chahta hai....
Aapka naam chaand pe likne ka dil chahta hai....
Par kya kare...ye khayal amavas ki raat aat hai :hoho:
....Babber Sher

 

[Syslexyswonee]

:lmao: :rofl:

 

[Kellzs]

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[adam simm]

:hilarious: :hilarious:

 

[DioliTousia]

Thanks spok for bumping this awesome thread!!

Safin, shers are awesome and spok your too