I see you're an hedonist. Or maybe an opportunist?
Which no doubt you offer. For a price. For once I'd like someone to do that for me because they genuinely like me not because I paid them off. Because if I didn't pay them with money, they wouldn't do and tell me all these wonderful things. Which means they don't really mean it. Which means it's not true and of little value to me.
You see I'm not made of money and I like to enjoy life's pleasures as much as anyone, but because of circumstances I must administre self-control. Maybe not by choice, but something tells me if I am patient, things will come. What a hopeless fool I am, don't you agree? Oh you don't have to say it, I know you think it.
You don't say. If only I could do something about it. Paying for it, though, it's like cheating in a video game. It's cheap and not rewarding at all. Only through the real thing can there be genuine validation, true salvation and honest redemption. Then these fruits will have some meaning, some essence, some semblance of truth, honour and respect!