"I Went to the Job Centre today"
Well, Lots of Lightworkers out there looking for ways to make ends meet, only wishing to serve the light, and this is what I say.
I said to the lady at the jobcentre, "JOB SEEKERS ALLOWANCE: I dont want Job Seekers Allowance I want GODS SEEKERS ALLOWANCE any chance love"
She Replied "Look Here, what have you been doing this fortnight, have you actively been seeking work" I said "No but Ive been actively seeking god"
She said "Did you apply for any jobs" I said "Yes, I applied to the Christ Employment Agency, I understand they are recruiting lightworkers around the globe to help mother earth and assist all sentient beings back to the light"
She said "well thats not much of a job is it, you need a proper job"
I arose from my chair, walking out of the job centre and said "well if thats not a proper job love what is"
What do you think? do you think they should abolish job seekers allowance and bring about GOD SEEKERS ALLOWANCE.
Hey! and what about CVs, shall we change them to PHVs: which stands for: "Pure Heart Vitaes"
And one more thing, I do understand the Christ Employment Agency is recruiting at the moment, if you are interested send in your PHVs to this Address: The Narrow Way, 352 Levels of God, Heaven State, Heaven.
Well, Lots of Lightworkers out there looking for ways to make ends meet, only wishing to serve the light, and this is what I say.
I said to the lady at the jobcentre, "JOB SEEKERS ALLOWANCE: I dont want Job Seekers Allowance I want GODS SEEKERS ALLOWANCE any chance love"
She Replied "Look Here, what have you been doing this fortnight, have you actively been seeking work" I said "No but Ive been actively seeking god"
She said "Did you apply for any jobs" I said "Yes, I applied to the Christ Employment Agency, I understand they are recruiting lightworkers around the globe to help mother earth and assist all sentient beings back to the light"
She said "well thats not much of a job is it, you need a proper job"
I arose from my chair, walking out of the job centre and said "well if thats not a proper job love what is"
What do you think? do you think they should abolish job seekers allowance and bring about GOD SEEKERS ALLOWANCE.
Hey! and what about CVs, shall we change them to PHVs: which stands for: "Pure Heart Vitaes"
And one more thing, I do understand the Christ Employment Agency is recruiting at the moment, if you are interested send in your PHVs to this Address: The Narrow Way, 352 Levels of God, Heaven State, Heaven.