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A dating website that caters specifically to individuals deemed "attractive" by their peers recently dumped about 30,000 members because, it claims, they were only granted access to the service due to a rather peculiar virus — and not because they met a standard of "beauty."...
Is it just me or are there a lot of fat ugly women on this board asking for real high prices. Come on do these women think they are worth $$ 1/2 to $$$.
Now I grant you there are some great looking women here that are probably worth that but most of these belong on the farm
As you can see by the title, I'm a big Clint Eastwood fan.
Anyway, my trip to the candy store was a very pleasant one. Back in Boston we call beautiful girls you just want to f***k, 'eye candy'. Honestly, some of the girls I saw, at the bars and at Tiger will put some supermodels to shame.
I...
Thought I would start a thread on this because many people on here have very enlightening views and theories on expats and tourists from various countries and their own and it is an interesting read.
I wrote this in another thread --->> In relation to us Aussies we are a mixed bag... like...
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Charging INSANE $? Especially considering they provided their BEST:beurk: picture.
There are a number of gems hidden in the list and maybe a few "celebrity fuck' types, but OMFG I pity our American cousins.
Have not ventured into this establishment in the past 2 years and planning on doing such in the near future. Can any gents recommend a passionate lady/ladies to visit at this fine venue? Or,,,,conversely,,,,who should I avoid at all costs?
Hi all,
Anybody know any Chinese girls who got nice 'assets', but ugly
face? Well, it's just one of my fantasies. No offence to anybody.
Please help....
Ok, so I got your attention.
I was thinking about how much I enjoy my visits to Lucy at Mt. Pleasant, even though to me she is pretty darn low on the totem pole in terms of looks. And I was thinking, maybe there arer other such gems out there, older women, ugly as sin, that give damn good...
The female gorilla at the local zoo had become irritable and moody. She was examined by a veterinarian.
"She's in season,and needs a mate." he said.
The zoo manager decided to advertise to get someone to have sex with his gorilla and placed an ad in the newspaper.
"Wanted. A male to have...
The good: you give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
the bad: she keeps interrupting.
the ugly:with corrections.
The good:your wife is not talking to you.
bad:she wants a divorce.
ugly:she's a lawyer.
Good:Your son is finally maturing.
Bad:He is involved with the woman next door...
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: She's having triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you...
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I...
God gave me an athletic body and a pretty face, but boy did he give me some ugly, manly feet! They are large with long, crooked toes, and even a little hair on top of some of them.
My husband has massaged my feet, and I think THAT is the true test of love.
Is there something your spouse...
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