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Sorry if not posting in the right section. Total noob to MPs And a little overwhelmed by all the reviews here, especially since most of them seem to entail more than I'm looking for. I'm stressed and just want someone to knead my back and neck muscles. Would be nice if done by a cute chic, but...

Hi everyone, I have been browsing this site for a while and I decided to post to see if anyone could help me out. I used to visit Simple Scissors in SW Calgary for a few months before they shut down. I was wondering if anyone knows what happened to the owner from there? I've tried finding her...

:lmao::lmao: TRANSLATION IN ENGLISH: Teacher: Why did Mohammed Ghouri attack India multiple times? Student: Because everytime he attacked he wasn't got killed and hence he attacked again and again. Teacher: Why is Taj Mahal considered as a wonder of the world? Student: Because...

First, someone caught this rotund chap in an unfortunate pose. . . Then he became a pirate. . . and that quickly turned to Batman. . . Mystery solved - Thanks to Francis K. This is Doraemon! next thing you know, he had Sharon Stone clinging to him. . . shortly...

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October revolution? November 5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? Squirrel fur 6) The...

Why is abbreviated such a long word? Why does monosyllabic have five syllables? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why are they called...

We all get into arguments from time to time. But how do you deal with those people who consistently want to fight and act like they are always right? Contradicting them just feeds their desire for conflict and will frustrate and cause strife. Here are a five alternative methods for dealing with...

Stop taking so much notice of how you feel. How you feel is how you feel. It’ll pass soon. What you’re thinking is what you’re thinking. It’ll go too. Tell yourself that whatever you feel, you feel; whatever you think, you think. Since you can’t stop yourself thinking, or prevent emotions from...

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the...

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early...

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and the blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments...

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she hasn't posted anything on BP since January 2011. I guess she's not around anymore. her website says she's temporarily moved to Whitestone. does anyone have any different information?

A glass of wine with a plate of fresh bread, vine ripened tomatoes, a few slices of parmesan, and a little balsamic. Dee-lish.

Hiya! This is my first post on here, so please go easy on me if I'm being redundant... I'm searching for a solid skilled massage with a sensual happy ending. I'd like for there to be no reliance on "nudge-nudge-wink-wink" type communication between me and the masseuse. I'd rather she ask...

Hi Here is my secret to unlimited music without using the same playlist from your ipod. This works if you have internet access in your space Get a pandora player, you can find these online price range from $100 to $400, I use a chumby and it works fine. Buy a yearly pandora one subscription...

Funny request eh? Well, this would be my first time out for a massage and I always like those intellectual artsy beatnik chicks that will have fun and show you a good time too. Any suggestions? You know the Plateau//Mile End type kinda girl. Thanks Cooder

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