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A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, "Supersex!" She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex!"
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally...
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Firstly, I noticed much later that whoever used these pictures in this ad...these were also used in other ads for...
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large
black plastic bags with her, one in each hand.
Unfortunately, there's a rip in one of the bags, and every once in a
while a £20 note falls out onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a...
100 year old lady being interviewed by newspaper reporter, 'Have you ever been bedridden? she was asked
'Of course, many times, but don't print that in the paper' she replied.
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars."
The accounts person is startled, and says, "In what...
A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the commentator asked about what it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences...
An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.
Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter,
'It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings.'...
An old lady was somewhat lonely and decided to get a pet for company, she searched and searched, nothing seened to catch her interest,except this ugly big frog, as she walked past the jar the frog winked at her then whispered "i'm lonely too, buy me you won't be sorry ". The old lady...
Defence Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up...
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