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I love young women in short skirts. When they are as delicious as the line-up at SRM in makes my heart skip beats. Stayed with Liz today and she rocks. Excellent technique, friendly and fun. It was my second time with Liz and she exceeded my expecations once again. Chelsea, Krystal...

Curious about the "naughty girls" under the afternoon delights portion of the website. Has anyone inquired about this special? The blonde in the middle is quite intruiging. Any info would be appreciated...

http://www.torontosplaypen.com/arther.htm do you know if they do prostate exams...cuz I need one.

Ladies, here's my invitation to start sharing your experiences as MPAs on this board (courtesy of Fred Zed). I understand that the primary purpose of this dicussion board is to post real or IMAGINARY, sweet or malicious and sometimes delusional reviews on various service providers. However...

A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S". The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys." Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with...

Humor is my worst niche, actually. So Stfu. and... uhm... yus. -___-

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it...

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her. Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie. The woman signalled 'No!'...

Thats was so funny!!!!:lol: :clap

Going Fishing A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in...

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Lol. Yeah, they were good man. Nice.

1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. 2. My tire was thumping.... I thought it was flat.... when I looked at the tire.... I noticed your cat... Sorry 3. You had your bladder removed and you're...

A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing...

That's always been a fantasy to give such a massage....and I wonder if girls feel the same about receiving it...