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Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines...
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Prof .of Economics
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.
Prof. of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry
Kiss is the...
A group of Americans are touring Ireland. One of the women in the group is a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining: "The bus seats are uncomfortable, food is terrible, too hot, too cold, accomodation is dreadful..."
One day, the group arrives at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good...
At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a goodnight kiss?"...
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Date: 2009-04-02, 2:03PM PDT
Hey guys,
My name is Ayumi and I am a sexy young 22 year old exotic Asian girl and my English is very good. I stand at 162cm with a 34C-25-36 physique. My warming smile will give you...
Funny shit :lol:
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla - Helen Staudinger, 92, wanted a kiss, and authorities say she wouldn’t take no for an answer. The central Florida woman fired a semi-automatic pistol four times at her 53-year-old neighbor’s house after he refused to kiss her, police said Tuesday.
“If my...
Does anyone remember Kiana from French Kiss? It was located in Surrey and also on Broadway in Vancouver about 8 years ago. Kiana was a Filipina girl with enhancements who also had a sister working there. She had long black hair and super tight body. :o
I saw Kiana a few times in her home...
I personally get it from basically every MPA I see. Usually on the first, sometimes 2nd session. You just have to be nice to them and not be pushy about it. And they're all like "I never kiss clients, you better not go round kissing the other girls." bwahaha, ya sure. Also maybe it helps...
This is review two of two that I had planned to post today. Once again, this encounter happened in December 2009. I do apologize for the age of this report, but I hope it will be helpful to someone out there.
This is review is about Manami, known as an independent escort in Tokyo with her own...
In my recent visit to Tokyo I also enjoyed the company of Manami. I had made prior appointment with her over the email. On reaching japan, I provided her my sell number and the hotel location. The appointment was at 9PM....she called me from the station...since she was running 10m late due to...
Manami updated her website recently with the following changes:
- Updated Picture Gallery (10 Pictures)
- Updated Service Map (Central Tokyo)
You can access her webpage here: http://www.tokyomeltykiss.com
Manami has updated her site with the following items: (as of 1/6/10)
- New customers can now request 2 hour sessions @ 40,000 YEN, no longer limited to just 60 & 90 minutes.
- Repeating Clients continue to receive 2 hour sessions @ 35,000 YEN
- Extended Zone C (Narita) has been removed from...
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Manami's site provider has been developing a mobile access site. Her site current states that it's coming soon, but a preview is available from her main page: Manami - Japanese Escort Service - Tokyo, Japan
So far, it works with iPhone and Blackberry.
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