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It is surprising how kids can be witty too here is an excerpt for a survey of kids regarding film Ghajini, how did they perceive it.

It is surprising how kids can be witty too :P here is an excerpt for a survey of kids regarding film Ghajini, how did they perceive it. :lmao: enjoy. source : email forward

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The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas... Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding): A king size wamassageplaneted holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller...

Saiyan needed this so i posted :rofl:

>>> > > A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house >>> > > for a >>> play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?" >>> > "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother >>> > replies >>> sweetly. "It's not polite." >>> > "OK", the...

If dad's were left to raise the kids by themselves............. Boys would read more Kids would get more rest. Work would get done more efficiently Kids would be more able to express their emotions! Bath time would be more...

- Mess Test Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. - Toy Test Obtain a 55 gallon box of Legos (you may substitute roofing tacks if you wish). Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold and take off...

latest look for superman in the winter season!! :clapping:

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without...

Boy: Dad, what's politics? Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll ...call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you...

1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Dad, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'...

There was a World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life" and the final three incidents are .... Third Place (a German Boy) It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a...

KidsAre Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on...

'3-year-old Reece : 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a really good time like I am.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, lets talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the...

Not sure how long the link will last, but this gave me a real giggle this morning. http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm xXx

She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" ******* My young grandson...