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"Dear Tech Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. big_smile.png I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now...

After directory assistance gave Rosy, her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him -- and got a woman. "Is Adam there?" Rosy asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," Rosy said and hung up. When he didn't return the call, Rosy dialed...

A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to...

Lol, it's saying that she has slept with his brother and that his ****/penis is bigger than his. simpler: She slept with his brother, but he has a big ****/penis.

and she said all she thinks about is guys getting raped in prison every time she thinks about doing it .. how can I get her more comfortable with the idea? -----add----- She loves when I rim her or what have ya ... and I'd already do anything in the bedroom .. so .. that's not much to put on...

the three sums start? oooooooh, easy troll bait here ;)

...internet and lose connection? at random times when i am chatting on yahoo messenger with my girlfriend in london, england she gets booted of the internet and we lose connection (message says signed off). this is very annoying and is there any way to avoid this? it seems to happen a lot.

Hi, I have been separated for 3 years and have a 5 yrs old daughter. I am falling in love with a woman I met. I never introduced a woman to my daughter because had no girlfriend before. so.. how do I do it in a way that will help my daughter accept my new girlfriend? My daughter is very close...

chat forums drives me nuts? We live apart from each other 250 miles approximately and she is putting personal information on the web where she is and where she is going and i am very concerned about her safety. What should i do? Facebook, Meet up, and many other various public websites. I think...

Hi all, I would really appreciate any help with this problem. Me and my girlfriend are together for 7 months now. We live together, everything is really good. Best I ever had so far :) But, this morning I sow her facebook account. I took opportunity to check her messages. Yes, disgusting...

I'm 19 years old and a single father to a 3 year old daughter (her mother isn't around anymore). For the past 7 months, I've been in a relationship with a girl I really like and care for. As the relationship seems to be going well, I'm wondering if now is a right time to introduce her to my...

She has just said it's over because she has proved that we are different after being with her in relationship for one year. So could help me please if it is good to continue being friends.

My girlfriend really wants to meet my wife because she (GF) says I am too good for her and she wants to see why I am staying with her (wife). I don't think it's a great idea to introduce them - what if they become friends? Things would be too complicated, right? On the other hand, I want to...

I’ve been dating this chick for about six months now and she has been asking to meet my parents. She is unbelievably gorgeous and EXTREMELY gifted, if you know what I mean. The only problem is that she is a member of a Neo-Nazi organization. Now I have to introduce her to my Jewish...

I told my girlfriend about the foot fetish that I have. She said she doesn't mind it, but whenever I suggest to her to do something like a foot massage, she rejects me. Why is this, and how can I make her say yes if there IS a way?

On the 26th of December, our family (I'm 17) are going to family friends for a luncheon. Is it okay for me to take my girlfriend along with (She's 15) we've been dating for 2 months?

I don't understand, are we going out? The guy I have been hooking up with, said to me today. Him: "What are we? I mean relationship wise? Me: "I don't know, what do you want us to be?" Him: "Can I introduce you as my girlfriend?" Me: "Of course!" Wait, so are we going out?

...that's an idea I came up with...your thoughts???

my girlfriend is very beatiful,she want to buy good boots but not expensive.who can help me?thanks?

So every once in a while I give my gf a massage cause she has some back pains etc and I was wondering what other peoples opinions on this was an if they had any suggestions on giving one. What do you think about me giving her a massage under her shirt? I don't do anything rude or...