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I want to take my girlfriend to see a Ping Pong show in Patong next month. She won't make a fuss if she gets touched up a bit (this happened last time I took a girlfriend to a show in Patongm just Thai girls in the bar feels her tits and stuff) but I have been told that some of the places are...

YouTube- Safin in Love :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reality WTF Video...............

"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a *****?"

READING ur GIRLFRIEND ! Finally, the Imp Guide to Read ur Girlfriend ,their facial expressions and how to provoke each one in your own girlfriend. **Warning: Reading & Learning at your own risk. ** :P

Hope u all like it :lol: :ohyeah:

YouTube - Girfriend Caught Him :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Uploaded by me

If Columbus had a girlfriend he would have never discovered America. You want to know why????? Because..... Columbus' Girlfriend - Whr r u goin? Wit whom? How u goin? To discover wat? Why only u? What shud I do wen u r gone? Can I come with u? When will u be back? Whr will u stay? Will...

Wife and Girlfriend Wife is like a TV, Girlfriend is like a MOBILE. At home u watch TV, But when u go out u take ur MOBILE. No money, u sell the TV, Got money u change ur MOBILE. Sometimes u enjoy TV, But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE. TV is free for life, But...

25 REASONS WHY MEN HAVE 2 DOGS AND NOT TWO WIVES 1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dog 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it. 4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s...

Ms. Nice Guy - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have" Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly Disadvantages: May wise up someday Old Yeller - "You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-a**...

One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one." The man thought for a minute and said, "I...

What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 Dear Tech Support Team, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into...

What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 Dear Tech Support Team, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into...

Dear Tech Support Team, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system...

A guy took his girlfriend to his first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents, " she said. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"

Ya know, I'd love to have a g/f who was a WL.

Hi everyone just a short note to say bye and introduce my girlReviewiend SHANNON. Keep an eye out in the next day or two as Nikki will be putting a photo of her up on my site as she will be taking the address over and also as of Wed she will be taking my phone number over. So take a look and...

A few months ago my girlfriend sent me to a MP for my birthday. I would like to return the favour and give her am erotic massage for her birthday that is coming up in June. Does anyone have a suggestion where a girl can get a nice erotic massage? She may be into getting a massage from a woman...

Date: 11-4-11 Provider: Lisa Phone: - Email Address: - URL / Website: - City: Dallas State: Texas Address: Emerald off Royal lane Appointment Type: Spa Activities: L1 -L3, TS, Session Length: .6 Fee: $$ Hair Length and Color: long brownish black Age: 27+ Smoking Status: I Couldn't...