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Just thinking back about a relationship I had with an MPA years ago and about NYE and his brave attempt to win Sarah's heart.
NYE, I know that you had a difficult time after being turned down by Sarah. Most of us have been through this before and I empathise with your hardship.
What about...
Just wondering if this has ever happened with anyone?
In general, I would never consider going out with an MPA, just because I'm afraid they would be somewhat de-sensitized to males and generally sexually jaded from their line of work.
On several occasions now, I've been presented...
Why do some MPA's tell you about their love life outside of the spa when you really don't want to hear it? One MPA told me just before our session, that her BF just f**ked her 5 times last night. That really made me feel special NOT! Another MPA kept telling me how this or that guy did this or...
Hey I have a thread to start, Why don't girls date clients more often? So what that we go to these places and pay. We pay for fun, and they should understand it and accept it as we should except there job as well. In porn land they do it? So what's the big deal.....It could be like a open...
Ok I have been seeing the same MP for an extremely long time, and it just keeps getting better all the time.
I thought for the sake of mental balance, and experiment, I should re-try the dating scene. I did. Know what, I just could not get into the same intensity (no where near) as with...
I may implement these rules when my daughter starts dating
10 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in Reviewont of me...
ATTRACTION
the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT
what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING
the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you...
You guys, I stumbled this and I literally almost peed myself I was laughing so hard.
http://www.robertpopper.com/2009/09/07/would-you-take-a-bath-with-any-of-these-men/
My personal favourite?
The guy who's all "No fatties. No hamsters. No dopers. No crazies."
What's he got against hamsters?
Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)
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FOXY LADY:
Fine looking, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim,
5'4" (used...
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys...
This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also Reviewom Westchester and also goes to Ithaca) out on a date, but has never had the courage. Finally, one day over the summer, he sees her at home and musters up...
I am God if you come near my daughter!!!
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at...
ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ..... what occurs when two extremely *****, but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING..... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a...
Rule One: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off your hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are idiots. Still, I want to be fair. You may come to the door with...
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