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Got this letter this morning.....a sad day in Brandon
TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY
6969 Slippery Root Drive
Drop Trouser, Sydney 2120
.Dear Mr. Richards
,
We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product, TROJAN CONDOMS.
Although your general...
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The Revieweshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough...
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: "What's that?"
Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Lady 1...
Young man goes into a pharmacy, and embarrassed about what he is purchasing, goes to the back and talks to the pharmacist.
"I'm going out on a big date tonight, and I'm going to need some protection. I've never purchased them before, can I buy a package of condoms, please." He asks in a...
A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber.
When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?"
His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them."
Later...
Imagine if all major companies started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line...
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber...
I was so happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over year and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only thing
bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister...
Yesterday I went to see a Massage Therapist ( non-sexual ). Anyway while I was getting dressed after the massage was over I saw a Packet of Condoms in a box on the table. Perhaps she forgot to hide them.
Is she being ethical ?
okay so my bf wanted to try sum new and he use that KY massage stuff(it said warming) and put it on the condom and all of a sudden his penis started burning real bad and left that latex smell on my vagina...the next morning we tried to do it and his penis started hurting so he stop in took a...
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