Mushroom Stems and Communism

[Ursus]

My Chinese wife grew up in Shanghai. She was born in the 60s. Absolutely stunningly beautiful. Even in her 50s, she is better looking than 90% of the 30 year old Chinese women I see in Toronto.

She juts told me a story, because she is cooking Chinese soup for me as we speak. I thought I would share.

My wife told me that when she was growing up under Communism, there was no such thing as mushroom heads. Only the mushroom stems were available. Not until she was 10 years old, did she first see and taste a mushroom head. Not until Mao died and Deng Xiao Ping came to rule did the Chinese people have the luxury of eating Mushroom heads, not just the stem.

Just another example of how Communism makes people poor and capitalism gives people more.

 

[IronHeart]

Do you share your wife with that Indian guy Abu with a big cock?

 

[topo112]

So what did they do to mushrooms heads? Sell them to Hong Khong?

 

[Ursus]

I think so. All the proceeds probably went to Mao's personal fortune. That fucking piece of shit.

 

[snoopdoggie]

I love mushrooms on my pizza. Aren't they great?

 

[Ursus]

My wife likes Pizza, but she doesn't like too much cheese.

Would that be awesome if, while eating a girl's pussy out, she starting oozing cheese from her kitty?

 

[Leviathan]

You talking about this 10/10 hotty ? ROLMAO

My Chinese wife grew up in Shanghai. She was born in the 60s. Absolutely stunningly beautiful. Even in her 50s, she is better looking than 90% of the 30 year old Chinese women I see in Toronto.

She juts told me a story, because she is cooking Chinese soup for me as we speak. I thought I would share.

My wife told me that when she was growing up under Communism, there was no such thing as mushroom heads. Only the mushroom stems were available. Not until she was 10 years old, did she first see and taste a mushroom head. Not until Mao died and Deng Xiao Ping came to rule did the Chinese people have the luxury of eating Mushroom heads, not just the stem.

Just another example of how Communism makes people poor and capitalism gives people more.

 

[RyanWater]

My Chinese wife grew up in Shanghai. She was born in the 60s. Absolutely stunningly beautiful. Even in her 50s, she is better looking than 90% of the 30 year old Chinese women I see in Toronto.

She juts told me a story, because she is cooking Chinese soup for me as we speak. I thought I would share.

My wife told me that when she was growing up under Communism, there was no such thing as mushroom heads. Only the mushroom stems were available. Not until she was 10 years old, did she first see and taste a mushroom head. Not until Mao died and Deng Xiao Ping came to rule did the Chinese people have the luxury of eating Mushroom heads, not just the stem.

Just another example of how Communism makes people poor and capitalism gives people more.

Fuckin retard...she never went outside and saw a mushroom ??

 

[Ursus]

Fuckin retard...she never went outside and saw a mushroom ??

She grew up in a city that had a population of present day New York. Currently, Shanghai has about twice the population of New York. There wasn't farm land around, just whatever she saw at the market. And at the market, there were only mushroom stems, not the tops.

Shanghai back then and even today, doesn't have nature trails and parkland like we have here. In fact, in China, you can get arrested for walking on grass instead of the sidewalk.

You are the fucking retard, RyanWater, not me. Travel once in a while, you degenerate inbred.

 

[RyanWater]

She grew up in a city that had a population of present day New York. Currently, Shanghai has about twice the population of New York. There wasn't farm land around, just whatever she saw at the market. And at the market, there were only mushroom stems, not the tops.

Shanghai back then and even today, doesn't have nature trails and parkland like we have here. In fact, in China, you can get arrested for walking on grass instead of the sidewalk.

You are the fucking retard, RyanWater, not me. Travel once in a while, you degenerate inbred.

Hahahahahahahahaha. You can grow mushrooms in a window box, asshole. If they were such a coveted commodity she could have made some money off of the mushrooms instead of selling her pussy.

 

[Ursus]

Under communism, my wife had to apply for permission to buy a watch. She had to go to the government office and make an application and then go on a waiting list so that she could receive a ticket voucher will allowed her to buy a watch. She also never saw colour tv until she was 9 years old and never drank a coke or sprite until she was 11.

You have no idea how hard it is to acquire things under a communist dictatorship. Everything had to be approved by the government and if you owned anything that wasn't approved - even a pot with mushrooms growing in it - you could be arrested for doing so.

Shut your stupid mouth, idiot.

 

[RyanWater]

Under communism, my wife had to apply for permission to buy a watch. She had to go to the government office and make an application and then go on a waiting list so that she could receive a ticket voucher will allowed her to buy a watch. She also never saw colour tv until she was 9 years old and never drank a coke or sprite until she was 11.

You have no idea how hard it is to acquire things under a communist dictatorship. Everything had to be approved by the government and if you owned anything that wasn't approved - even a pot with mushrooms growing in it - you could be arrested for doing so.

Shut your stupid mouth, idiot.

Under communism, my wife had to apply for permission to buy a watch. She had to go to the government office and make an application and then go on a waiting list so that she could receive a ticket voucher will allowed her to buy a watch. She also never saw colour tv until she was 9 years old and never drank a coke or sprite until she was 11.

You have no idea how hard it is to acquire things under a communist dictatorship. Everything had to be approved by the government and if you owned anything that wasn't approved - even a pot with mushrooms growing in it - you could be arrested for doing so.

Shut your stupid mouth, idiot.

She may not have seen colour tv until she was 9 but I bet she was seeing coloured men before that. Me so horny...

 

[snoopdoggie]

How how is she? Lots of people born in the 60's never had colour tv until they were nine. Most people that watched the 72 Canada-Soviet Summit Series watched it in black and white.

 

[Tsaps]

My wife likes Pizza, but she doesn't like too much cheese.

Would that be awesome if, while eating a girl's pussy out, she starting oozing cheese from her kitty?

Ursus. That would be called Pus, I doubt you'd want to eat or even bang a pussy like that!

 

[Tsaps]

Seriously, I have friends who's parents lived under the communist regime. They lost everything under that regime, their money, property, businesses. Regular books had to be sanctioned and approved by the govt. My buddy's cousin, until 10 or 15 yrs ago from main land china, during a discussion did not believe that man went to the moon. Called it western propaganda. Now she realized how suppressed they have been by the communist govt.
China in the last 5 year have gotten much better, even the chicks are better looking.
Thanks to north American influence.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Seriously, I have friends who's parents lived under the communist regime. They lost everything under that regime, their money, property, businesses. Regular books had to be sanctioned and approved by the govt. My buddy's cousin, until 10 or 15 yrs ago from main land china, during a discussion did not believe that man went to the moon. Called it western propaganda. Now she realized how suppressed they have been by the communist govt.
China in the last 5 year have gotten much better, even the chicks are better looking.
Thanks to north American influence.

So the females in China shave their armpits now?

 

[Ursus]

Chinese girls don't have much hair to begin with, at least under their arms.

Chinese also don't sweat and have B.O. the way us whites do. It is quite hard to find deodorant in China, unless you go to the big French run stores or some of the American ones. Even then, they don't have deodorant like we do over here.

 

[RyanWater]

How how is she? Lots of people born in the 60's never had colour tv until they were nine. Most people that watched the 72 Canada-Soviet Summit Series watched it in black and white.

I did and I was in high school

 

[Tsaps]

Chinese girls don't have much hair to begin with, at least under their arms.

Chinese also don't sweat and have B.O. the way us whites do. It is quite hard to find deodorant in China, unless you go to the big French run stores or some of the American ones. Even then, they don't have deodorant like we do over here.

How come they don't shave their kitty?

 

[Ursus]

It is slutty to be Chinese and have a shaved kitty.