Russian Paradise Spa

[stripfan]

It seems Dealing doesn't want to reply. No problem. U can check out his amazing and enthusiastic report on the Rubmaps site. Click on Markham, then Luxury, then the review. Enjoy. Katia works this Monday at Luxury (brimley and steeles).

 

[stripfan]

Dealing's report is at the bottom of the page in italics.

 

[stripfan]

As some have mentioned, Katya looks great in a tight dress, better than a Victoria's Secret model. And she looks even better when she takes it off. She works Mondays at Luxury (brimley & steeles).

 

[stripfan]

You can catch Katya tomorrow Friday at Amadeus (58 guided CRT.).

 

[SpinnerFan]

Moderators? Where are you?

 

[Dealing]

Went to see another MPA at Luxury Spa (Steeles/ Brimley); she said Katya is leaving the industry in May.

 

[stripfan]

Alas, all good things must come to an end. I don't expect to ever see anyone as beautiful as Katya ever again. Did they say why she's leaving.

 

[Asslvr7777]

Who did you see?

 

[Unregistered]

Alas, all good things must come to an end. I don't expect to ever see anyone as beautiful as Katya ever again. Did they say why she's leaving.

Hopefully she'll get her boob situation sorted out. I saw her once. She us STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL. As gorgeous as she is her service is equally opposite. Just terrible. I thought it was a mean joke.

Mechanical. No passion. And she only popped out one tit.

Better off to just look at her fully clothed and jerk off.

 

[Asslvr7777]

I'd like to hear about the other ladies at these locations.....what about the place itself? is it clean?

Any feedback would be great, I've been on the fence about going

 

[stripfan]

All Russian Paradise places are very clean and every room has its own shower. No long walks down the hall. The ladies put a lot of effort into good housekeeping. I suggest you see the fabulous Katya before she quits in may.

 

[Asslvr7777]

Anybody else have feedback other than stripfan? Looking for some feedback on ladies other than Katya as well.......

I'm sure we can all agree that we've heard enough about Katya from stripfan.......anything else would be greatly appreciated

 

[Al Cohol]

***Putting down my glass of ice-cold vodka***

I read the hype from Stripfan and ventured out to see Katya, once.

This was about 1-2 months ago on a Friday.

FACT: She's nothing close to the picture on the website. Even if had been drinking, lots....

She's definitely in her mid-to-late 50's based on her face and body condition. Yes, she's thin, busty (hard man-mades), and taller (with the shoes), but, wouldn't turn heads on the street at all. (Come on: StripFan, who's kidding?)

Maybe 30 years ago, but, not now.

Brought me in to room (1st one on the left side) and I asked to take a shower in the shower stall. She collected the door fee and left. Place seemed clean and well kept.

I showered and dried off and waited for her to return.

She came in while I waited on the table. I asked for a hug to get things rolling.........

Removed her dress and wanted to remove her bra but she stopped me. WTF???

THEN: The wafting odour of perspiration hit me and I was floored!!!! WTF????

I tried getting her out of the bra, but no luck. I gave up. Could only touch around the tops.

She asked for me to lie down, but I asked about upgrades. She mentioned all-safe, and produced a raincoat for me.

Proceeded to show me her oral expertise while squatting in front of me. (At least I didn't get the B.O. scent at this distance)

Made sure to hurry things up, no taking it slow for this one......

Cleaned me up quickly then asked me to lie down & turn over and proceeded to give me a back/neck/shoulder massage until the 30 minutes were up.

Not very interested in any conversation at all with me. No problem.

She left the room and I dressed. Left and went up to the lobby/reception area (noticed lots of cameras!)

Tipped her for the session. She didn't count it just accepted it and thanked me.

I was taken by the BS hype from Stripfan.

Never again. I suggest looking elsewhere for better. Much better.

If there's one thing I don't like - it's bolt-ons, and these were very hard after-marked man-mades. Then, reading someone gush over-and-over falsely about this "beauty" and her service level and finding out it is not true after visiting her, well, that drives me to drink.....more.

Time to retire, methinks...........Oh wait, isn't that the latest newsflash that StripFan is peddling? Trying to get a lot of people suckered in to see Katya before she begins collecting her CPP cheques?

Fool me once.........

Why is my review so harsh? Because FalseFan, er, StripFan is selling L.C.B.O. bottles filled with tap water.

Buyer beware!

***Now, back to my ice-cold Tito's vodka!***

Al Cohol
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"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!"
– W. C. Fields

"Beer is Proof that God Loves Us and Wants Us to be Happy!"
– Benjamin Franklin

"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home!"
– W. C. Fields
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[sly_t]

Thanks Al!

For everyone's information, Al Cohol has a untarnished and very credible reputation on many review boards. I follow and trust his insight in this hobby explicitly.

 

[Asslvr7777]

Thanks Al cohol!!

What location did you go to?

 

[Dealing]

Thank you for your review Al Cohol.
In fact, with the B.O and one tit service, it sounds like my review ... but I got FS
Meanwhile, another source tells me Katya isn't retiring and is busier than ever - thanks to Stripfan

 

[stripfan]

Stick to boozing, Al C, since you are no longer able to perceive reality.

 

[Frank Hustle]

Thanks Al Cohol. You're awesome taking one for the team. I almost pulled the trigger last week. GTFO stripfan.

Thanks again definitely owe you a drink.

 

[stripfan]

So we're supposed to believe that Dealing, the mp stud, somehow mistook an ugly 50 yr old for a very attractive woman in a tight dress. And now he realizes his mistake. Sounds like a very elaborate shilling set-up to me, whoever u r working for. Go and check out Katya. Your eyes won't lie , unlike Al C, and company.

 

[stripfan]

To give Al C the benefit of the doubt, he may have seen Martha, who used to work with Katya and fits the description given. If he had been sober, he would've gotten the names right.