***Putting down my glass of ice-cold vodka***
I read the hype from Stripfan and ventured out to see Katya, once.
This was about 1-2 months ago on a Friday.
FACT: She's nothing close to the picture on the website. Even if had been drinking, lots....
She's definitely in her mid-to-late 50's based on her face and body condition. Yes, she's thin, busty (hard man-mades), and taller (with the shoes), but, wouldn't turn heads on the street at all. (Come on: StripFan, who's kidding?)
Maybe 30 years ago, but, not now.
Brought me in to room (1st one on the left side) and I asked to take a shower in the shower stall. She collected the door fee and left. Place seemed clean and well kept.
I showered and dried off and waited for her to return.
She came in while I waited on the table. I asked for a hug to get things rolling.........
Removed her dress and wanted to remove her bra but she stopped me. WTF???
THEN: The wafting odour of perspiration hit me and I was floored!!!! WTF????
I tried getting her out of the bra, but no luck. I gave up. Could only touch around the tops.
She asked for me to lie down, but I asked about upgrades. She mentioned all-safe, and produced a raincoat for me.
Proceeded to show me her oral expertise while squatting in front of me. (At least I didn't get the B.O. scent at this distance)
Made sure to hurry things up, no taking it slow for this one......
Cleaned me up quickly then asked me to lie down & turn over and proceeded to give me a back/neck/shoulder massage until the 30 minutes were up.
Not very interested in any conversation at all with me. No problem.
She left the room and I dressed. Left and went up to the lobby/reception area (noticed lots of cameras!)
Tipped her for the session. She didn't count it just accepted it and thanked me.
I was taken by the BS hype from Stripfan.
Never again. I suggest looking elsewhere for better. Much better.
If there's one thing I don't like - it's bolt-ons, and these were very hard after-marked man-mades. Then, reading someone gush over-and-over falsely about this "beauty" and her service level and finding out it is not true after visiting her, well, that drives me to drink.....more.
Time to retire, methinks...........Oh wait, isn't that the latest newsflash that StripFan is peddling? Trying to get a lot of people suckered in to see Katya before she begins collecting her CPP cheques?
Fool me once.........
Why is my review so harsh? Because FalseFan, er, StripFan is selling L.C.B.O. bottles filled with tap water.
Buyer beware!
***Now, back to my ice-cold Tito's vodka!***
Al Cohol
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"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!"
– W. C. Fields
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