Umano Spa

[awesome!]

This place is a rip off. They charge for an hour but you only get 30 minutes. They say the time includes your shower, when you change, when you get dressed again, etc. (Both me and the guy before me got treated this way)

They charge 100pesos for a massage and 200 for sex, and if you say no, they get angry.

The girl was coughing continuously and gave me a virus which ruined the rest of my holiday.

In other words - this place is bad news.

 

[beachgirl90]

I used to frequent this place because of its nice facilities. However, if you want stuff other than a massage then be prepared to be milked by the chicas here. I think its part of their training to get as much money as possible from their clients for other services.

 

[Pompal 09.]

The only girl that was good here was Belem. Her name is Romina. Nice girl. She quit a few months ago. She lives in Quilmes. I still still see her once in a while. Since then, Umano doesn't have much to offer. The girls are indifferent and lazy. Not worth going here anymore. It's my opinion.

 

[~*~honey~*~]

After passing on the Blue Center, which just seemed to be a massage table in a hot, airless room, I went around the corner to 820 Paraguay. 90 pesos for a one hour massage, which I took with a hot little brunette named Belem, though all the five girls were good-looking. Was all very nice, she was very acrobatic and sincere, and did a nice CBJ, with a missionary finish. I found she was a little greedy, as she asked for 150 pesos at the end (she did not get it)

She said they get very few English-speakers, but I would recommend it.

 

[Just Some Girl]

There is a thread titled "Paraguay 820" here for this place.

 

[Eugen D]

I do not see this spa reported anywhere so after a visit today, I feel people should know about it.

The place is in Paraguay 800ths. You will not miss it as it has the front door to the street (just in front of the parking lots) What I liked about is that the place looks completly legit, it advertises as a full spa and it has solar beds in the front side of the operation. However, the good stuff is at the back. I asked for a massage and they took me to the back where there seems to be 4 to 5 well appointed rooms with the real massage table. The hour costs 60 pesos. There are 4 to 5 girls working there (I thought they were 4-6 at best) pick one and enjoy. They all provide extra service for 100 pesos more, cover BJ and at least the one I had was a good GFE.

The best part is that you do not need to wait in the street to be buzzed in or have to make an appointed, just walk ins. I would recomended to any one that wants some massage and a complete change of oil on the run. Bests