Golden Turkey at Golden Spa

[VipService]

Well after a long day running around working in Scarberia, I decided to try a new place after a good 6 months of only frequenting my known trusted establishments. This spa is on the south side of Sheppard between Kennedy and Midland. I think it was recently reno'd or bought out by another owner. I initially walked in just to scope it out, I see an ok looking 40yr old milf sitting there at the front and the place looks decent, right away she says "for you $45 dolla one hour body, first time you try price" well i'm a sucker for a deal so i agreed. Go to the room and in walks a big and tall lady, definitely not my cup of tea but what are you going to do. Anyway she proceeds to give a very average massage, 6/10 at best, similar to what you's expect from an E&M type place - now here comes the bad part, there was absolutely ZERO tease followed by a hard and fast HJ with absolutely NO technique. In fact I had to say "too fast" and "too hard" several times, which was met by "huh" both times. How in the world can you be a 'masseuse' and not at least know these few basic words, what if the customer was in really bad pain? To make matters worse right before the HE she asked "how much you tip", to which i replied my standard, "oh I don't talk about money in the middle, I tip you at the end, depends on how good is the service" Of course she doesn't understand a freaking word, so i had to say it over and over each time increasingly louder with at least one other room occupied.

Apparently there was still time left so she offered to do a head massage, which for the first time ever I refused and simply said hot towel, which thankfully she understood. I tipped her $20 which is my bare minimum for getting a HE, and she seemed ok with it, luckily for her she didn't start yapping at me about a low tip or i would have really bitched her out. So total damage $65, not a lot of money, but for such poor service I start thinking about the other places I could have gone to.

Anyhow as I'm walking out, i see the 40yr old Milf type is now replaced by an attractive girl in her mid 20's sitting at the front desk, and she is my type. I keep walking, but as soon as i left i was kicking myself for not asking if she is available for massage or just serves as eye candy at the front.

So there you have it, a rotten egg served up by Golden Foot Spa, won't be returning unless it's to check out the Asian hottie at the front.

 

[Ursus]

Your experience is not suprising to me.

Most women have no idea how to touch a penis. Most women are terrible at sex, but since they have it easy, most men don't tell them how bad their technique really is. And that goes for hookers as well. Most hookers fuck thousands of guys, but actually have no idea how to fuck well. And no one ever tells them their performance is so dismal.

 

[VipService]

You may have a point there, although if someone has no idea how to do something they've been doing for years, it could simply indicate they are mentally challenged.

 

[Ursus]

You may have a point there, although if someone has no idea how to do something they've been doing for years, it could simply indicate they are mentally challenged.

Well, women are mentally challenged in a way, sort of. Not retarded of course, but moreso in the way of not being judged equally to how men would be judged. Men will never tell a woman when she is bad at something or when she is wrong or when that woman says something stupid. Women are coddled by men who want to fuck them.I will give you an example: When I lived in Japan, I realized that most Japanese women have health related hobbies that they participate in while off work. Jason Winters Tea, for example, is a MLM set-up that over 1 million women in Japan participate in. These women sell their tea to everyone and anyone who will buy it. It is marked up to $2.50 per teabag. The women tell their husbands and friends about all the cancer fighting benefits and health cures from drinking Jason Winters Tea. The men obviously think their wives are full-of-shit, but most men and their friends go along with their wive's suggestions because, of course, because they don't want to be too harsh on the women regardless of the nonesense of their ideas.

I once knew a girl who had the following hobbies: sleeping, watch K-dramas, Polar bears and PokemanGo. Every man in this girl's life praised her for those hobbies and indulged a fake interest in discussing said hobbies. These men didn't want to tell the woman the reality - that her hobbies are that of an 8 year old child. Women never really live a life of truth because the men around them treat them with kid gloves.