going out with a loaded gun

[That Metal Guy]

OK, I know most times where you hear a story like "a buddy of mine" it's usually a cover story of your own, but in this case it's true. We will call by buddy Jim. Back be fore he got married, he would never leave the house with a loaded gun, not sure why he did this, I know a lot of girls get mad when you take too long. One time it back fired on him. He was getting his HE, and I guess it was taking too long because she said to him, " maybe you need doctor" I personally don't do this, anyone else?

 

[Ursus]

I only take 2 minutes to finish, so I never have any complaints. The girls always say about me:

'He is easy customer.'

 

[Poontang Fan]

Hey Metal Guy, I love the "Something About Mary" reference with the loaded gun

 

[That Metal Guy]

Hey Metal Guy, I love the "Something About Mary" reference with the loaded gun

Pretty sure it was a common saying before that.

 

[Hangdai]

With some high priced ladies, I've unloaded myself in the bathroom during my shower, otherwise ,with such hot ladies, lasting any length of time might be hard, unless of course, MSOG is included with hh sessions.

Besides, after unloading, Im more relaxed and can really enjoy the build up to #2.

 

[Ursus]

I don't bang hookers for the sexual pleasure. Most of them are uglier than my real-life girlfriends and wife. I bang hookers for the psychological benefit of the encounter, so I don't really care if I get off twice or just once. I think I bang hookers for the dinner companion aspect of it too. I have taken approximately 20 hookers to dinner, so I guess that is why I make the appt in the first place.

Only a few girls could make me cum twice anyways:

Sophia (Kelly Girls)
Tina White
Jesse (Kelly Girls)
Emma (ASB)
Miki (Hwy 7 and 404)
Asian Nicole (never saw her but masturbated to her pictures many times and did it twice each time)

and maybe a few others I can't remember at the moment.

 

[PWee]

Sorry to be such a newb. But does KellyGirls have a website? Each time I google it i get a celtic woman's group.

 

[Ursus]

Sorry to be such a newb. But does KellyGirls have a website? Each time I google it i get a celtic woman's group.

Asian Kelly was the #1 Asian girl in the industry for about 3 years, from about 2009 - 2011. She was so good, she:

RUBBED MY CHEST IN DOGGIE POSITION

I loved Asian Kelly. We would often go to Mandarin Restaurant together and she was such a great dinner companion. She wasn't good-looking facially, but she was such a nice lady. I tried teaching Angela how to provide service like Kelly, but Angela's interest in this regard is not there.

Anyways, Kelly opened her own agency, called Kelly Girls. Some pimp bought it and I have no idea what has become of it now. Kelly gave me her cell number before she left the industry, but I threw it out when I was in one of my sour moods. So, I lost touch with her.

Kelly had a weird pussy. It was tight at the opening, but roomy once you got passed the entry point. She had a great ass and wonderful titties for a lady in her 40s.

 

[Gulag107]

Asian Kelly was the #1 Asian girl in the industry for about 3 years, from about 2009 - 2011. She was so good, she:

RUBBED MY CHEST IN DOGGIE POSITION

I loved Asian Kelly. We would often go to Mandarin Restaurant together and she was such a great dinner companion. She wasn't good-looking facially, but she was such a nice lady. I tried teaching Angela how to provide service like Kelly, but Angela's interest in this regard is not there. The only other woman I met that came close to Kelly in terms of service was Alice. And everything was going well between Alice and I until Angela started threatening Alice behind the scenes. If not for Angela, Alice and I would probably be boyfriend and girlfriend right now. God, I miss that girl (Alice).

Alice, you are an absolute cunt, but I really miss you.

Anyways, Kelly opened her own agency, called Kelly Girls. Some pimp bought it and I have no idea what has become of it now. Kelly gave me her cell number before she left the industry, but I threw it out when I was in one of my sour moods. So, I lost touch with her.

Kelly had a weird pussy. It was tight at the opening, but roomy once you got passed the entry point. She had a great ass and wonderful titties for a lady in her 40s.

Asian Kelly was damn good looking facially, a handsome looking woman who take a good pounding at least on the few occasions that I saw her.

 

[JEG]

Why don't you just ask for a 2 shooter.
Ivana would give a quick bj to start off the session.

 

[Ursus]

Asian Kelly was damn good looking facially, a handsome looking woman who take a good pounding at least on the few occasions that I saw her.

You likely didn't see Kelly. Sorry, she was not even close to good-looking. I am going to be in Markham today for work. On my lunch, will go to see Kiss at BarbieHouse69. She shows as being on schedule today, so hopefully I don't get B&S by BarbieHouse. They have a popular operation but sometimes they can play games on you.

 

[Azazel]

I envy you guys who can do msog. I just saw a SP today. Man I'm exhausted. Most of the time was spent in doggie while I watched in the mirror or looked down at her butt as it rippled. So damn hot!