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What horrible jokes. All of them suck.
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One day a man was having a drink outside the bar, leaning against the wall near the door. He took a large swig, and noticed a nun coming down the stree.t She stopped when she saw him, then immediately walked over to him.
"How dare you drink waste like that! God created man to sever His purpose, not destroy his body! You are messing up huis plan, and you are certainly in tie with the devil! The devil! Your body will burn in hell because of that drink!" She raved. The man interrupted before she could go on.
"Ma'am, have you ever had a beer?" He asked calmly.
"Why, heaven's no!" She exclaimed.
"Then how do you know it's bad for you? It tastes good, but you wouldn't know because you've never had one." He went on.
"Well...." She muttered, having no reply.
"Tell you what, I will buy you a drink, and after you've drank it, then we'll see what you have to say." He told her, about to go in.
"Fine, but a nun can't be seen drinking!" She said. "How about you ask to put it in a teacup for me, so it appears innocent to passer-by?"
"Well sister, that sounds like a good idea." He said.
The man entered the bar and walked up to the counter. The bartender asked, "What can I do for you, sir?"
"Well, I'd like a vodka.." He said. He leaned close to the bartender's ear. "But can you put it in a teacup?"
"Not that damn nun again!!"
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A man swaggered up to the bartender. "Can I have another drink?" He asked.
"You've got no more credit, Bill." The bar tender said. "But if you offer some entertainment, I'll give it to you free."
"Fine" The man said. "Like what?"
"First I want you to go back there to Butch, the ferocious Rotweiler in the back room, and pull out his loose tooth. Then I want you to have *** with the sleaziest woman in town; she's sitting over there in the corner." The Bartender said.
The man nodded, and proceeded into the back room.
The Tender waited to hear commotion. After awhile, the dog began to whiper and whine. The man came out with a grin on his face.
"Right, now where's the woman with the loose tooth?"
"How dare you drink waste like that! God created man to sever His purpose, not destroy his body! You are messing up huis plan, and you are certainly in tie with the devil! The devil! Your body will burn in hell because of that drink!" She raved. The man interrupted before she could go on.
"Ma'am, have you ever had a beer?" He asked calmly.
"Why, heaven's no!" She exclaimed.
"Then how do you know it's bad for you? It tastes good, but you wouldn't know because you've never had one." He went on.
"Well...." She muttered, having no reply.
"Tell you what, I will buy you a drink, and after you've drank it, then we'll see what you have to say." He told her, about to go in.
"Fine, but a nun can't be seen drinking!" She said. "How about you ask to put it in a teacup for me, so it appears innocent to passer-by?"
"Well sister, that sounds like a good idea." He said.
The man entered the bar and walked up to the counter. The bartender asked, "What can I do for you, sir?"
"Well, I'd like a vodka.." He said. He leaned close to the bartender's ear. "But can you put it in a teacup?"
"Not that damn nun again!!"
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A man swaggered up to the bartender. "Can I have another drink?" He asked.
"You've got no more credit, Bill." The bar tender said. "But if you offer some entertainment, I'll give it to you free."
"Fine" The man said. "Like what?"
"First I want you to go back there to Butch, the ferocious Rotweiler in the back room, and pull out his loose tooth. Then I want you to have *** with the sleaziest woman in town; she's sitting over there in the corner." The Bartender said.
The man nodded, and proceeded into the back room.
The Tender waited to hear commotion. After awhile, the dog began to whiper and whine. The man came out with a grin on his face.
"Right, now where's the woman with the loose tooth?"
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yes very good jokes, keep up the good work
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.
"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."
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The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
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A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
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A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
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Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.
"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
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Newly issued alcohol warnings
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.
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A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
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A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
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A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass."
The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn't even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?"
The man answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar."
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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well I'll be." the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long did you have arthritis?"
"I don't have it father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.
"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."
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The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
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A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
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A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
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Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.
"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
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Newly issued alcohol warnings
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.
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A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
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A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
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A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass."
The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn't even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?"
The man answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar."
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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well I'll be." the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long did you have arthritis?"
"I don't have it father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
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๐ ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ด๐ฏ๐ต-๐ฑ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฒ FOX is 26 years old with 34Cโs, stands 164Cm tall and weighs 54Kg. Fox is very friendly and can provide a great girlfriend experience. - HolidaySpa:
Thursday at
๐๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ข๐น๐ช3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ญ๐ญ๐ต๐ตCindy & Jenny. Cindy is a slim & incredibly sexy lady with a smile that will melt your heart, & an ass that will fire up your spirit. Her services are among the best! Jenny has a medium build, nicely curved with a slim waist, pretty face, and very flexible skills. Jenny will make you very happy. - ForeverWarden:
Thursday at
๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ: Cindy, Sofia & Tracy. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5โ4โ, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild & her cfs finish is a dream come true. Sophia is a sweet & pretty Chinese lady with natural B Cups and an awe-inspiring smooth rounded ass. - Lulu1980:
Phoenix blossom Spa
table shower 
body scrub New girl Vicy so young girl sexy body very good body slide Cici very good deep tissue massage kitty good table shower 5124 Dundas W Etobicoke 416-817-3366 - bumika.vashi:
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- bumika.vashi:
(((เคเคชเคเฅ เคฌเคฟเคจเคพ เคจเคพเคเค เคฏเคพ เคจเคเคฐเฅ เคเคฐเคจเฅ เคตเคพเคฒเคพ เคธเคฐเฅเคตเคฟเคธ เคเคพเคนเฅ เคคเฅเคน เคฏเคพเคฆ เคเคฐเคจเคพ. ))) If you want Service without Drama or Tantrums,Remember Me. Will Try To Give You The Best Possible Sweating Experience With Full Company. TAKE MY WORD.?? Don't Waste Your Time And Money In Some Other Place Where You are Really Upset Loosing Out Both Money And Fun. Ok Try With Our Girls Once Then Your Visit Will Be Regular To Me.... _________________N O T E_________________ If u like my services P
- basketballguy3035:
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- Lulu1980:
Phoenix blossom Spa table shower body scrub every day 3 girls new girl bobo sexy body very good service Cici and Jenny good deep tissue massage 5124 Dundas W Etobicoke 416-817-3366
- Red Rose Spa:
We have 8 hot brown girls today ASHA, MALIYA, LUCY, AMANDA, NISHA, SANA, AAVI, MAY 2588 Birchmount 2 Invergordon 647-702-8800 Please visit for a great erotic massage
- Sparkling Spa:
CHINESE NEW GIRL and JAPANESE CHANEL 50 LOCKRIDGE AVE UNIT 8!! INTERNATIONAL GIRLS FOR A VARIETY OF APPETITES!!!
! SPA LINE 905-604-8186!! - Lily Spa:
HANA, CAMILLA and KK are here today for your massage needs Lily Spa 2190 McNicoll Scarborough M1V 5M2 (647) 531-8288
- SpringGreen.:
Spring Green Spa - 72 Gerrard St W. 2/Fl - 647-891-0699Today we have 5 girls on wednesday๏ผ New Polish gir sasaangel- Tanned Spanish beauty with large melons and a fun booty too Wendy- exotic goddess with a gymnasts body and corresponding flexibility CiCi- Exotic beauty with great service and...
- Lulu1980:
Phoenix blossom Spatable shower body scrub every day 3 girls new girl BoBo big boobs so sexy baby very good service Cici so good table shower,Jenny so good deep tissue massage 5124 St W Etobicoke 416-817 3366
- Jennyโs Spa:
JENNYโS SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 (647-893-5196)Call or Text (437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNYโS SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAYREAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS - TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: Coco- A young cute blonde Asian girl maki
- Moneylee:
All season wellness center : young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Helen,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament summer ,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella , Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry ,address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ๏ธ๏ธ
- Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Rose,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Julie ,Young girl Big-breasted big big butts Aris ,Student big boobs buttocks Vicky ,Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage maggie,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 4379857899 ๏ธ๏ธ
- bnwellness_wilson:
Blue Nile Wellness Center, we have 4 young beautiful girls are working today, young new sweet Mia 25 years old and young cute Angela with curve body, pretty GFE Lina and sexy Coco are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in aways welcome, back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
- Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (437) 818-8896 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: Mia
beautiful young Singapore girl. Mia has a very sexy body, and beautiful busty boobs and golden blonde hair. She can give a very good teasing and relaxing massage with a sensual great playful HAPPY service. So very sexy beautiful gir - Dreaminn:
WEDNESDAY at๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ก ๐ช๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐: ANGELA, TINA & VIVI. 10225 Yonge St (North of Major Mackenzie), Richmond Hill, ON ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ด๐ฎ๐ต-๐ฎ๐ต๐ด๐ฏ ANGELA * NEW Today! . TINA * Also NEW Today! is a Vietnamese girl with long black hair, slim with nice curves. New to Canada, & speaks English well. Come and welcome her. VIVI is a very
- Birchmount&14th:
WEDNESDAY at ๐๐๐๐๐ & ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐: JESSIE & YUKI. Birchmount Rd & 14th Ave., Markham, ON. Call or Text for details and appointment. ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ต๐ณ-๐ฒ๐ฏ๐ณ๐ฐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ is a slim and very sexy Asian girl with skills of the highest degree. ๐ฌ๐จ๐๐, so sweet, so sexy, and can blow your mind. ๐ฆ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฅ is returning Saturday!
- SunriseRH:
WEDNESDAY at ๐ฆ๐จ๐ก๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐: LULU, MICHELLE & SUMMER. Also NEW Girl Lulu after 2pm. 10 East Wilmot St, Unit 27, Richmond Hill, on ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฑ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ด๐ฒ
- Peony Garden Spa:
2 GIRLS AVAILABLE TODAY JENNY: A TALL AND SLIM KOREAN GIRL THAT IS A TOTAL SERVICE QUEEN EMILY: A PETITE YOUNG AND CURVY THAI MIXED GIRL THAT IS FRIENDLY, SPEAKS FLUENT ENGLISH AND IS NOT TIP HUNGRY PEONY GARDEN SPA 3477 KENNEDY ROAD UNIT 4 (416) 335-6093
- NewOriental:
WEDNESDAY at๐ก๐๐ช ๐ข๐ฅ๐๐๐ก๐ง๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐: HAPPY & VIVIAN. 10 East Wilmot St, Unit 26, Richmond Hill, on ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ด๐ญ-๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ด๐ด HAPPY is a slim Korean lady with great massage skills & lots of extra fun. VIVIAN is a pretty and very sexy Chinese doll, standing 5โ7โ tall, with a slim figure. Vivian is very friendly and versatile.
- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am,New First Day Young Slim Vietnamese Lina, Young Slim Sexy Thai Girl Janice, Young Sexy CBC Rachel. Slim Sexy Chinese Kiki,Tall Slim Sexy Chinese Kelly, Young Sexy Chinese Abie.
- ASPA:
๐ช๐๐๐ก๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ฌ at ๐ ๐๐๐: Amy, Coco & ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐๐ ๐บ๐ฎ๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐น๐ ๐๐๐, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. ๐๐ฎ๐น๐น ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ณ๐ฎ๐ต-๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐๐ฒ๐
๐ ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ด๐ฏ๐ต-๐ฑ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฒ AMY is young and very friendly, standing 158 Cms. with 34C Cups and a very nice bum. Amy is a very popular student, young, sexy, and open minded. She is in demand for her good massage and..
- HolidaySpa:
Wednesday at๐๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ข๐น๐ช3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ญ๐ญ๐ต๐ตCindy, Kelly & Kiki. Cindy is a slim & incredibly sexy lady with a smile that will melt your heart, & an ass that will fire up your spirit. Her services are among the best! Kelly is slim and attractive with very slight curves, all natural coconuts, a nice bum, and rockinโ services.
- ForeverWarden:
Wednesday at๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ: Bella, Cindy & Sasa. Bella is around 5โ3โ with a thin to medium build, C Cups, and a pleasing personality. She can offer dfk, bbbj and cfs as well as a good massage experience. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5โ4โ, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild
- Sparkling Spa:
MORNING WOOD? WE CAN FIX THAT!! WITH CHINESE NEW GIRL and SERVICE QUEEN JENNIFER! 50 LOCKRIDGE AVE UNIT 8!! INTERNATIONAL GIRLS FOR A VARIETY OF APPETITES!!! ! SPA LINE 905-604-8186!!
- bumika.vashi:
(((เคเคชเคเฅ เคฌเคฟเคจเคพ เคจเคพเคเค เคฏเคพ เคจเคเคฐเฅ เคเคฐเคจเฅ เคตเคพเคฒเคพ เคธเคฐเฅเคตเคฟเคธ เคเคพเคนเฅ เคคเฅเคน เคฏเคพเคฆ เคเคฐเคจเคพ. )))If you want Service without Drama or Tantrums, Remember it. Will Try To Give You The Best Possible Sweating Experience With Full Company. TAKE MY WORD.?? Don't Waste Your Time And Money In Some Other Place Where You are Really Upset Loosing Out Both Money And Fun. Ok Try With Our Girls Once Then Your Visit Will Be Regular To Me.... _________________N O T E_________________ If u like my services Please Please Do not fo
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