The dumbest thing an MPA has ever said to you?

[Rat-A-Tatter]

I was at one of the big three last night and the MPA asked me three times " why aren't you married?"
then after the finish she asked me, who was I saving that up for, well it is not my non-exsistant wife, well it was a strange sesion


b d

 

[Lauren P]

"you soooo remind me of my ex" ___ then adds, "I totally hated him"


MEZ

 

[Linda S]

Does your wife let you come to these places.... ???

 

[Drixnot]

Do you mind if i take my clothes off?

 

[Pompal 09.]

I have the same experience too. Kind of weird since the MPA claimed to have the same age as I did.

Why would she want to know? Is she going to feel better to see a "bachelor" (No, not that millionaire Bachelor reality crap!) rather than "cheating hubby"?

Regarding saving that for, ask yourself are you prepared to be treated as the "eldest teenage son" by the "soccer mom in waiting" for the rest of your life?

If you think you are ok with that, go ahead find any lady who are desperate enough to grab any jerk to marry. Personally, I think marriage is the last thing the ladies regardless of civilians or pros have in mind.

 

[lotusflower007]

LOL!

We have had some stupid experiences, but we are just hoping that we haven't ever said anything that stupid!!!

Have to agree about touching our faces though, between the oil, pre-c*m, and other fluids....please....don't touch a lady's face! Especiall because we put make-up on to look so pretty for you guys.

What we'd like to see is "Rub-n-Tug Part2" BLOOPERS!!!! You'd be suprized how many funny things happen in those rooms! Like anyother sexual event, you bang heads, you slip off tables, you trip in those heels, and sooooo many more!

 

[lrd00a]

Would I be able to assume that it is FREE ?????

 

[Pompal 09.]

"The string is there so you can floss after you eat."








No ... not really ... but it sounded funny a minute ago.

 

[AndRjewelryC]

The reason that I am here is because I am looking for a wife

 

[wadeypops]

I guess these statements kinda go along with the dumb things MPA's have to listen to!

 

[maisie]

How old are you?

Do you have a girlfriend? (aka "civilian")

Are you interested in seeing other girls here?

Are we "there" yet?

 

[jvjonster]

Aaawww don't be so sensitive. We did that one already; and by the way it was posted first. Need a hug?

 

[Kim]

Yeah I hear from some MPAs say many if not all guys are bunches of jerks!

That's why some jerks come to the MP to have the MPA jerking around!

Funny to know some MPAs have no problem on eating jerk chicken.

Whoa, WTF I am talking about?

 

[Nightlife Commando]

Whoa jerkin' and eating yo chicken?!? Go choke it yourself! hahaha

 

[jessica t]

sniff sniff...yes!...lol

 

[Bunnyluvr]

While receiving a BS - - - -

Gimme = "Aren't you gonna take your panties off?"
MPA = "Can't, forgot to take out my tampon".

Now that stopped from going to MP's for a while!

 

[The Lollypops]

Now that has to go down as an all time, Hall Of Fame comment...

A Shower with no water?

Did the MPA also try to tell you she is a Graduate Student, working to finish off some advanced degree?

UnF'ing Believable...

 

[Chi Jackson]

*Shoves tom out of the way so he can give Chloe a hug*

there there.... dont cry, here's a hanky to wipe the sniffles.

 

[lyydddiiiiaaaaa]

aaaawwww thanks Sheiky!

MUAH! xoxox

 

[afosa_ragazza]

In the midst of a 1 hour session with a recently retired Goddess from one of the major Spas in the Woodbridge area:

She asked: "Do you want to 69???"

My reply: "No, I'd rather look into your gorgeous eyes".

(I'm so stupid!!!!)