Random reviews that will help no-one.

[Cruiser]

I;m drunk tonight and needing a "massage" so I am here looking for the next wany to lighten my wallet by $140.

Here are some reviews of my experiences.

My first Meridian aka Jjs aka Citrus. By far, the naughtiest of my encounters. My 1st time there was a total accident, saw a girl ( I never get names I'm afraid, which is why my reviews are no help to anyone) Anyways, I booked it as legit, and with 100% honesty thought it was, until she asked me to remove my boxers. Which I did, because she was a smoke show, and then I also agrred when she asked if I wanted a massage "there". I said yes, and it has cost me thousands of dollars since.
Did meridian a few times, and even got a BJ there once...she asked, not me...although it cost me.

My 2nd was Rosewater. She was hot, but sounded like she was cumming during the finish, and I HATE faking it, so never returned. Besides, that parking lot is crazy busy and there is like a cupcake place next door. Dont feel right.

3rd was Strathcona. Hate that you have to call, rather than text. Enjoyed...but not loved. Nothing against the therapists, always freindly (ish) but never felt like it was "my place"....and I hate having to call

Then went GE. Hot.....but it was 100% business. Feel free to smile. Happy, but pure $ transaction.

Then Blue Sky. I love the ladies, all of them. But there is no chance of anything more than the $120. It is my home to feel like a prince, but sometimes I want to feel like a skank, and get more than what $120 can get you. I respect each and every one of these ladies, who all give great massages, and are sexy AF, and just so damn nice (although on the older side) They remember me, they treat me well, and I love them.

Then Yomi. Just once. Was fine. Business transaction. No complaints, but no desire to return

Then Songblossum. Most interesting. I left happy without her touching the LG. She was all "medical" and discussing the benefits of external prostate massage, and to be honest, I loved the angle. So much so that her medicinal external prostate treatment left me with a messy stomach after about 45 seconds. Havent gone back yet, but that is because I am poor lol

Most recent was Golden Hands. Wasnt sure if this was even a semi-legit or not. Booked as I had back pain, got there and was showed a room without an intake form (then I was 99% sure) then there wasnt a sheet, just a towel (100% sure). My therapist walke din and she was like 22. Almost emtpied my carryon bag right then, but lasted until the flip at least. She wasnt warm and friendly like Bluesky, but we both knew the score, and she asked if I was ok with $140 masssages, and I said something that sounded enough like yes, for her to continue, and I then painted the ceiling.

All in all, Bluesky has never talked money with me. I get my treatment, I pay what I know I should pay...+20, and they treat me like a great friend on my next visit. I do stray, as I am always looking for more the $120 massages, but although have had great experiences, never find the value for dollar I crave.

 

[Owenglasses39]

Ahahah these reviews were incredible. Thank you!

 

[m694ever]

Well done review. Honest and mirrors my thoughts and visits

 

[deepbrowneyes99]

I;m drunk tonight and needing a "massage" so I am here looking for the next wany to lighten my wallet by $140.

Here are some reviews of my experiences.

My first Meridian aka Jjs aka Citrus. By far, the naughtiest of my encounters. My 1st time there was a total accident, saw a girl ( I never get names I'm afraid, which is why my reviews are no help to anyone) Anyways, I booked it as legit, and with 100% honesty thought it was, until she asked me to remove my boxers. Which I did, because she was a smoke show, and then I also agrred when she asked if I wanted a massage "there". I said yes, and it has cost me thousands of dollars since.
Did meridian a few times, and even got a BJ there once...she asked, not me...although it cost me.

My 2nd was Rosewater. She was hot, but sounded like she was cumming during the finish, and I HATE faking it, so never returned. Besides, that parking lot is crazy busy and there is like a cupcake place next door. Dont feel right.

3rd was Strathcona. Hate that you have to call, rather than text. Enjoyed...but not loved. Nothing against the therapists, always freindly (ish) but never felt like it was "my place"....and I hate having to call

Then went GE. Hot.....but it was 100% business. Feel free to smile. Happy, but pure $ transaction.

Then Blue Sky. I love the ladies, all of them. But there is no chance of anything more than the $120. It is my home to feel like a prince, but sometimes I want to feel like a skank, and get more than what $120 can get you. I respect each and every one of these ladies, who all give great massages, and are sexy AF, and just so damn nice (although on the older side) They remember me, they treat me well, and I love them.

Then Yomi. Just once. Was fine. Business transaction. No complaints, but no desire to return

Then Songblossum. Most interesting. I left happy without her touching the LG. She was all "medical" and discussing the benefits of external prostate massage, and to be honest, I loved the angle. So much so that her medicinal external prostate treatment left me with a messy stomach after about 45 seconds. Havent gone back yet, but that is because I am poor lol

Most recent was Golden Hands. Wasnt sure if this was even a semi-legit or not. Booked as I had back pain, got there and was showed a room without an intake form (then I was 99% sure) then there wasnt a sheet, just a towel (100% sure). My therapist walke din and she was like 22. Almost emtpied my carryon bag right then, but lasted until the flip at least. She wasnt warm and friendly like Bluesky, but we both knew the score, and she asked if I was ok with $140 masssages, and I said something that sounded enough like yes, for her to continue, and I then painted the ceiling.

All in all, Bluesky has never talked money with me. I get my treatment, I pay what I know I should pay...+20, and they treat me like a great friend on my next visit. I do stray, as I am always looking for more the $120 massages, but although have had great experiences, never find the value for dollar I crave.

Love this!!

 

[rondo]

I;m drunk tonight and needing a "massage" so I am here looking for the next wany to lighten my wallet by $140.

Here are some reviews of my experiences.

My first Meridian aka Jjs aka Citrus. By far, the naughtiest of my encounters. My 1st time there was a total accident, saw a girl ( I never get names I'm afraid, which is why my reviews are no help to anyone) Anyways, I booked it as legit, and with 100% honesty thought it was, until she asked me to remove my boxers. Which I did, because she was a smoke show, and then I also agrred when she asked if I wanted a massage "there". I said yes, and it has cost me thousands of dollars since.
Did meridian a few times, and even got a BJ there once...she asked, not me...although it cost me.

My 2nd was Rosewater. She was hot, but sounded like she was cumming during the finish, and I HATE faking it, so never returned. Besides, that parking lot is crazy busy and there is like a cupcake place next door. Dont feel right.

3rd was Strathcona. Hate that you have to call, rather than text. Enjoyed...but not loved. Nothing against the therapists, always freindly (ish) but never felt like it was "my place"....and I hate having to call

Then went GE. Hot.....but it was 100% business. Feel free to smile. Happy, but pure $ transaction.

Then Blue Sky. I love the ladies, all of them. But there is no chance of anything more than the $120. It is my home to feel like a prince, but sometimes I want to feel like a skank, and get more than what $120 can get you. I respect each and every one of these ladies, who all give great massages, and are sexy AF, and just so damn nice (although on the older side) They remember me, they treat me well, and I love them.

Then Yomi. Just once. Was fine. Business transaction. No complaints, but no desire to return

Then Songblossum. Most interesting. I left happy without her touching the LG. She was all "medical" and discussing the benefits of external prostate massage, and to be honest, I loved the angle. So much so that her medicinal external prostate treatment left me with a messy stomach after about 45 seconds. Havent gone back yet, but that is because I am poor lol

Most recent was Golden Hands. Wasnt sure if this was even a semi-legit or not. Booked as I had back pain, got there and was showed a room without an intake form (then I was 99% sure) then there wasnt a sheet, just a towel (100% sure). My therapist walke din and she was like 22. Almost emtpied my carryon bag right then, but lasted until the flip at least. She wasnt warm and friendly like Bluesky, but we both knew the score, and she asked if I was ok with $140 masssages, and I said something that sounded enough like yes, for her to continue, and I then painted the ceiling.

All in all, Bluesky has never talked money with me. I get my treatment, I pay what I know I should pay...+20, and they treat me like a great friend on my next visit. I do stray, as I am always looking for more the $120 massages, but although have had great experiences, never find the value for dollar I crave.

Just have to get above the $120 at BlueSky LOL! Then you might be happier!

 

[TBone]

I'm curious about this smokeshow at Citrus. Anyone know who this might be?

Last time I was there I wasn't really impressed, but that was a little while ago now.

 

[Cruiser]

It was still JJ's at the time, 3yrs ago at least. Not Ava, I remember her, but she was there at that time.

 

[TBone]

It was still JJ's at the time, 3yrs ago at least. Not Ava, I remember her, but she was there at that time.

Ah ok that makes sense, they had a stacked lineup back then.

 

[Albertaman]

Nice reviews. The external prostate massage angle is used by some therapists in other cities too . Sadly it’s a premium money grab for what used to be known as a hand job. Kind of like veal shank or beef shank used to be inexpensive.. but once they labeled it as osso bucco the prices tripled.


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