MPA review of clients

[MNB18]

Thank you, Lost, for sharing. A good read. Definitely, I fall into one of the categories.

 

[Sybarite]

I concur. Super interesting post. The female perspective is always very educational. Thanks for sharing that LI.

 

[Freshy1]

Great read LI, i can see why some sp,mpa's burn out , become jaded, cold or distant having to deal with difficult types profiled in the post.

 

[thedirtyone]

Would be hilarious to read @Ana Maria's take on the different clients she sees as a MPA. I know she works as a SP as well but she's created very distinct services between the two jobs and would be fun to see if the type of people differ all that much.

And @sweetbabyjamie too!

 

[JaimeWolf]

Over on the red board, one of the escort has an EXCELLENT post where she describes us. I found this fascinating, and I know which one I am. Here it is:
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Found the thread on the red board. The other posts are a really fun read https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...Client-TOFTT&p=6080842&viewfull=1#post6080842

 

[Dotanuki]

I would say 30-40% of the clients I've seen do shave. Those who are 35 and under mostly shave. It may not be fully shaved (aka skin bare) at the time I see them but I can tell that they shave and not trim. Half of my middle age clients would trim their hairs. Most older men don't shave or trim.

IMHO much more sanitary. Manscaping is good to do. Not mention could be considered courteous to the lady that has to deal with you there.

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[sweetbabyjamie]

Would be hilarious to read @Ana Maria's take on the different clients she sees as a MPA. I know she works as a SP as well but she's created very distinct services between the two jobs and would be fun to see if the type of people differ all that much.

And @sweetbabyjamie



Hehe

 

[Ursus]

Most married men can't shave their pubic hairs because our wives would get suspicious and know something was up.

For the younger generation, maybe not a problem. But for anyone 50 years of age and older, the wife would think WTF when she saw that we shaved down there.

I prefer a patch of tuna hair as oppose to a bald beaver.

 

[papaya]

Over on the red board, one of the escort has an EXCELLENT post where she describes us. I found this fascinating, and I know which one I am. Here it is:

There are themes & you start to learn there are types of clients etc. I'm sure I haven't seen every type of client, & not everyone fits into one of these descriptions, but when you start to notice that some guys really behave similarly to others and you have the similar experiences it's weird but interesting. Maybe I should have gotten into psychology. This is what I've noticed & I'm sure I missed some types but it's late & this is all that came to me. Please don't personally take offence either as there is still range & variation within type & these generalizations are an amalgamation of many who've done many of the same or very similar things, not always exactly the same things.

Some older Caucasian gents seem to really enjoy their nipples being pinched, bitten and tugged etc and if they like it they think you like it and are rough with your nipples in return which I don't like at all (hurting people or being hurt myself). They may have light-heavy fetishes & find average routine sex very boring. They may be suffering from ED, porn addiction or just boredom in their married sex life. They like to try and ask for a variety of things and seem game for most things. Some of them are a little insistent though and want ball busting or one guy insisted I bite his penis very hard and I was super uncomfortable with that so I draw the line at extreme Fetish as I'm just not experienced enough with that nor want to hurt them.

The perpetual single guy in his 30s-40s who never dates because no one is good enough for him & he doesn't like to repeat often because he has a roster of women to get through, doesn't think much of us cuz we're whores and doesn't want to get attached. He wants to see every SP who's pretty well reviewed but sometimes settles for whoever's available right when he wants it. He likes numbers & ratings and comparing SPs to others & doesn't seem too excited by many.

The sexually repressed man who is either married or not but doesn't have much consensual sex in his life & is used to women in his culture just laying there and tolerating it or being turned down all the time so he's pent up and basically goes crazy on SW with his desperation, biting, slapping, pinching, squeezing, choking her with his tongue in DFK, everything too hard and too much, and is totally shocked when we flinch, yelp, stay silent or say please don't do that - that hurts. He often complains in reviews he didn't get the DFK he really wanted or an SP didn't seem to enjoy the DATY/DIGITS he was doing and criticizes her.

The inexperienced youngin anywhere between 18-28 who hasn't done much with women nor understands female anatomy that acts totally wowed and amazed by our naked body, he has no idea what he's doing and so pokes and prods at us like he's a gynaecologist, asking questions like how many clients do I see in a week, how many dicks have I seen, if he books me for a month will I be waiting for him every day in a hotel for him to fuck on demand? He reenacts porn scenes by being very rough with his hands doing a vigorous back & forth flat palm motion & is shocked that's not the way I like to be touched or orgasm. He is shocked he's lasting so long and didn't finish right away (he is maybe on 90 seconds to 2 minutes) and needs to tell me how impressed he is with himself.
The really shy somewhat ashamed/terrified guy. He is really turned on & excited but absolutely terrified of me/SWers. I ask him if he's ok and reassure him and if there's anything he likes or doesn't like and just let me know. He says: I don't know I like everything. (They ALL have said this and give me zero to work with) He's trembling the whole time and you really want him to feel safe and comfortable but at the same time you feel like you're kind of a predator forcing yourself on him after some talking hoping that's what he really wants and maybe he's a little less terrified. You like him for being sweet, but at the same time feel conflicted is there something wrong with me for intimidating this guy? Is it ok that I'm taking the lead if I have no idea what he really wants? Sometimes he repeats & works on his br.avery and it gets better, sometimes they have a long way to go before being comfortable with a provider and are just very nervous and timid every time.

The bro type 30-40 years old who basically talks like he's in college and using tinder, still says hey babe hey hun, can barely type a sentence together or be bothered to give you all the info at once. He's looking for a last minute hook up, anonymously, & wants to come now. He is shocked I'm not really into baby talk or high school lingo & thinks I'm a bitch for trying to use full sentences to find out his name & age. If I do book this type of guy he shows up, says he's already showered, doesn't really want to waste time showering again. I insist, so he takes a super short shower ensuring he doesn't rinse his cologne off all over his chest nor removes any of his jewelry if he has any. Often chews gum the entire time instead of using mouthwash & likes to lick his fingers before jamming them inside you without asking. He's shocked when he asks if I'm ready to come from penetration and I say no sorry I prefer oral. He thinks I'm weird and chicks should come from being fucked for 3 minutes. He has no other use for seeing me or any other escort unless it's for a bj and fucking. He's everyone's favorite type of client - not.

The older married/divorced/widowed guy who's craving affection or just some simple physical attention and acceptance. He wants to feel cared for even if it's only in the session and connect with someone who seems to have a genuine interest in being sweet to him and getting to know him. He laughs at himself and thinks he's boring but something about being with a younger woman makes him feel alive and horny again. If he's married he still deeply loves his wife and talks fondly of her, if he's widowed he misses he & can't replace her. If he's divorced he still fondly remembers the good times and has a great respect for women and the female body and relishes being near them. He usually loves seeing ladies of all varieties because they each have something special to offer, sometimes he settles on one regular, or a handful of regulars and is always genuinely happy to see you. He is less focused on how long he can last or shots and kind of goes with the flow and likes a natural type of light hearted session. This is my favorite kind of session and client to meet.

The really precocious young guy under 25. He tries so hard to write politely and impress me & swears up and down he's so mature, the most mature guy I'll ever meet & he wants to see me so bad and will follow all the rules etc he just really wants to see if he can get X (something offputting/offensive and you smack your head and say see this is why I prefer older guys) I then decline politely and say sorry I'm just not a good match and then sometimes they go a little nuts & start desperately begging me to make an exception & when I say no again he calls me names.

The easily to fall in love with you client - this guy can be any age but he is just mesmerized by a nice girl and fantasizes about dating me/another SP and thinks if he talks enough, is nice enough, compliments enough I will fall madly in love with him. He's slightly to very jealous of me seeing other clients and may even ask about them or get competitive if he hears/sees what someone else did with me on a date in a review or on twitter. They may even pretend to be my cheerleader/lover online and use my name for their profile. I once had a married client who didn't want to date me but got quite obsessed with me. He signed up on terb with the name ChEd20something and wrote a review of me - causing several here to scratch their heads and say wtf did she write this review herself? This was quite embarassing. He did the same on twitter and was upset when I asked him to change his username. I have never seen or heard from him again when his fantasy of me being a perfect muse for him faded

The average client who just goes through the motions and is fairly unmemorable because he has a common name, common look, doesn't really try to get to know you or stand out by sharing anything. He doesn't repeat he's just looking for a booking and tries a little of this and a little of that and sees a variety of providers. This may be the most common type of client. You'll remember him if he books again but if everything was fine and he was decently nice he's hard to remember in detail as time passes.

The super hobbyist. He has read all of my reviews or most of my reviews, he has sky high expectations. Very little truly impresses him and he already has his favourites he's comparing me against. He may try to do some little tests to see if i'm flexible or play by the rules. He may show up 20 minutes early and expect to come up, if I say no he will assume I'm high volume and doing back to back even if I'm not and just getting changed, finishing my snack, tidying my incall etc. He wants to come up now. When he shows up he may try to see how far he can get with me before paying or showering. He wants an enthusiastic sexy DFK showing I'm very horny for him right now and formalities can wait, he gets annoyed if I'm just friendly and welcoming him in and offer him a shower off the batt. He may or may not pay up front. If he doesn't he may whip out his wallet at the end and be like so much is it again? and count out the 20's one by one while leaving a big stack untouched, he make sure I only get exactly the rate and not a penny more even if he had a good time. (I don't expect a tip but I find it rude when someone acts like they don't remember the rate & need me to tell them again and they have to count it in front of me like i'm asking for my allowance from Daddy) He will ask me what I'm doing after in another attempt to see if I'm a clock watcher or booking back to back appointments and sees how long he can chat after time is up without paying extra. He wants to feel special, & feel he's more special than every average client I see because he's well seasoned and sees a lot of girls and knows who's good and who's bad and the good providers let him take the leader and stay in control. *** When I was brand new this type would make me do every single position for about 1 minute and look at me from every single angle, inspect the bathroom, ask me how long i'd been in the industry and be shocked I was really new and somehow professional. After he's done he makes a big deal that he wants to write a review that will CHANGE MY LIFE and AM I TRULY READY for what will happen next? My phone will blow up he warns, so it's up to you. He makes or breaks girls you know... it's very common to be asked for discounts the first time or after you've seen this guy once because he thinks he's a smart player at the game.

The "I swear to god I've never seen anyone before and I'm a new client you're my first escort or my first in a long time I never do this" guy. He tells you via booking he's looking for a regular lady and it's his hope that you are that SPECIAL one for him. He's read your website loves everything about it and writes these insanely long emails introducing himself and saying who he is and exactly what he's looking for and his expectations. It seems a little bit odd and intense for someone who claims to be a newbie, but if his screening checks out and he seems well spoken and polite maybe he's genuine.... maybe. He shows up and immediately you feel like hmm something is off about this guy he's very business like and starts interviewing you right away, somehow he knows all the acronyms and lingo and gets very personal. He wants to know: Do I have a bf? Do I live in Toronto? How long have I been doing this? Am I seeing someone after him? How many clients do I see in a week? How much money do I make? Have I ever had an STD? What's the weirdest type of request I've ever had? Who would I recommend him to see after? Do I know X or X provider? Am I in school? Does my family know what I do? Do my friends know? How long am I going to be in this job? Do I want to get married and have kids one day? Do I pay my taxes? Why is my screening the way it is surely nothing bad has ever happened to me? Oh it has please tell me your bad experiences you've had, oh wow interesting, tell me more. Now that he's fully interrogated me+made sure I'm not some needle using high volume pimped out victim he wants to see what I've got and how I will impress him. He says he's a great lover and takes pride in his skills. His skills are not really my cup of tea and he thinks I'm weird for not orgasming in 90 seconds and then moves on because if it's not gratifying right away it's boring apparently. Oh well I have no set expectations from clients for orgasms. I'm happy if they're happy! But this guy is kind of weird for saying he's so new & doesn't seem like he is. Maybe he is but he's used to very transactional sex and conversation it seems... When he's finished he leaves & I either never hear from him again or he wants to use me the next day as a reference to see my colleague and he sort of becomes a hobbyist/SP addict type. He doesn't review but he wants to see everyone & hopscotches from one reference to the next and doesn't repeat. No one knows if he really is looking for a reg to see or if that's just a story, or if he's just so insanely picky you don't think he'll ever find what he's looking for. -This is a game played by many DT business types. We don't need you to pretend you want to be a regular to get an initial booking. No games needed.

This is a very interesting perspective and it does seem like she has been doing this for a long time. Sometimes when a woman does this for a long time, I think you can easily be jaded and judgemental.

 

[JaimeWolf]

^Her other post in the same thread on the red board says she's been indie for 3 years: https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...Client-TOFTT&p=6080413&viewfull=1#post6080413

She charges $350/hr: http://charlotteedwards.ca/rates
Not sure if it's due to the higher cost of an incall condo downtown, or if she just prefers low-volume work.

 

[sweetbabyjamie]

Most married men can't shave their pubic hairs because our wives would get suspicious and know something was up.

For the younger generation, maybe not a problem. But for anyone 50 years of age and older, the wife would think WTF when she saw that we shaved down there.

I prefer a patch of tuna hair as oppose to a bald beaver.

LOOOL THAT IS SO TRUE

 

[Ursus]

I see Charlotte Edwards has continued to gain weight. SMH. No matter how much re-touching her photographer does in post processing, Charlotte still looks unattractive.

Honestly, I wouldn't even pay her $60. If she asked for $20 and gave me 90 minutes, I might go see her. But only if she dropped the attitude as well. Guys who pay her $350 are the ones who have very low self-esteem. You really have to hate yourself to forgo all the beautiful talent elsewhere in Toronto and book Charlotte for $350. When she came to Cambridge a few years back, she was offering a 45 minute session for something like $180. But, even then, she had so few takers that she stopped coming to the area. A fat, ugly, self-absorbed escort who wants $180 for 45 minutes? No way!!! And the guys stayed away as a result.

When I first met her through the forums, she messaged me and wanted to become 'friends' on the board. But, I refused because she was fat then, as well. And it is disrespectful to myself in terms of caring about my best interest, for me to pursue fat woman. So, ever since I refused her friend request, she has attacked me and tried to get me banned from every board we have both participated on.

She has big teeth, a big neck, a big upper body but with small breasts, a big mid section, a lack of shape sexy shape and a wide lower half, with thick legs. The only nice thing about her is her hair.

$350? Well, only if you truly hate yourself will you pay her $350 per hour.

 

[PaidnPretty]

Most of these men are gross as fuck, should be allowed to wear rubber gloves to touch them. If it’s not the hygiene then it’s the god awful personality. I hate it when everything is going well and then BAM ! Cheese dick

 

[Zebra01]

Most of these men are gross as fuck, should be allowed to wear rubber gloves to touch them. If it’s not the hygiene then it’s the god awful personality. I hate it when everything is going well and then BAM ! Cheese dick

I’m so tempted to book you right now.
Or maybe I already have.

 

[PaidnPretty]

I’m so tempted to book you right now.

Of course you are
Just don’t fucking ask me to look at you thnx

 

[Zebra01]

Of course you are
Just don’t fucking ask me to look at you thnx

Temptation growing....

Have you EVER met a client you like.

 

[NuG]

I always wanted to know if pissing in the spa shower was cool. Never a toilet in sight.

LOL? wtf

 

[NuG]

Every woman is different. Men too. I find some men want to me to keep stroking or touch the tip after the deed while others feel pain from being super sensitive if there's any contact afterward.

Pain afterward? Tell him checked out from a urologist lol
If anything mine is so sensitive if you kept touching the tip after I came I might slap you out of reaction to stop LOL
It’s THAT ticklish

 

[poodar]

Most of these men are gross as fuck, should be allowed to wear rubber gloves to touch them. If it’s not the hygiene then it’s the god awful personality. I hate it when everything is going well and then BAM ! Cheese dick

OMG!! Cheese dick!!! I almost died! Coffee all up my nose and spilled everywhere! People walking by my office wondering why I’m laughing so hard, coughing and dying all at the same time!

 

[Freshy1]

Most of these men are gross as fuck, should be allowed to wear rubber gloves to touch them. If it’s not the hygiene then it’s the god awful personality. I hate it when everything is going well and then BAM ! Cheese dick

Please clarify, cheese dick meaning cottage cheese like smegma on the dick or it smelled .like ripe cheese,or it was orange from jerking off after eating a bag of Cheetos?