Fetishes- you sick bastards

[Mr Night]

I heard of some crazy fetishes from an MPA the other day....some guys do something weird for 1 minutes and then pay $40 and leave (the girls love that). And I know that some of you crazy mothers are on this board too.

 

[mr.answerman]

That I dress up as an astronaut and sing "Tinkle Tinkle Little Star" while an MPA urinates all over me (she also has to pretend she's communicating to me from Nasa "Houston we have contact...").

However it usually takes more than a minute.

 

[BLONDEDAGO]

TOAD! YOU TOO?!!!

 

[guachimansito]

I usually go dressed as a rogers cable boy.I get my MPA to undress me and whip me with one of the cable wires that I brought with me.She continuues to whip my entire body as I scream out in delight "ooooooh I'm a bad rogers digital boy,would you like me to upgrade your cable package".Its great,I even bring my digital cable box with me and get her to dip it in oil and then rub the box up and down my scar ridden bum.Whenever I call to book an appointment I book under the name cable boy

PS Rouge Pubes debut's today at 3:00 est on Much Music

 

[Boris]

Whhhhhaaaaaat????

Shiver me timbers, now rusty, thats a little too graphic and whats this about a 3 pm debut, but you posted it an hour after the debut....

 

[Joel F]

I know sorry about that.Rouge Pubes was'int wearing a massageplanet.net shirt anyways.Just keep your eyes peeled for him on Much.

 

[Your Southern Can Is Mine]

The first sign is speaking to yourself!!

 

[fahima f]

Hey C.B. long time no talkey.How are things going with your sensual boats?

I think Rouge Pubes VJ's again on thursday.The Rouge was is quite charismatic,just ask Norman.

 

[Fertility Q]

An MPA once told me that she had a client that would come in and want his diaper changed! My first thought was how gross...it turned out the guy was always clean. He would bring a diaper, talcum powder and want his diaper changed. About 10 minutes work for $200.00

WTF!!!

 

[Sylar- Goodbye for now.]

But wouldn't one want to at least soil the diaper? Seems like a waste of a diaper not to mention a fantasy.

 

[Fariz]

I was sitting at a MPA one day just hanging out. A guy walks in and takes a MPA in the room. The guy doesn't want a massage. The guy just starts jerking off in front of her and in 5 minutes he's done. The MPA never touched him! WEIRD!

 

[HenryVIII]

Hey!

What were you doing watching me from the peephole?

Having my diapers changed got me worked up...

 

[Charles C]

Oh...diapers, now were talking. I have never understood that fetish. One attendant on Keele, told me that one customer wanted her boyfriend to join them and be jerked right along side him. Personally I think she was trying to get me to say "cool", bring in the boyfriend. Why not, as long as he paid for half the session.

joe...

 

[Prince of Persia]

iamjoe wrote:



What are you saying, a female customer's, a male customer's or the attendent's boyfriend?

Or maybe it's a He/She customer...

Huh?

This thread just gets weirder, doesn't it?

Sorry, I'm in one of those mood.

 

[masterj00769]

Hey MWC,

What I am trying to say is that the MP attendant(female), was asked by her male customer if she could bring in her(MP attendant) boyfriend who was in the back room and jerk him off at the same time she jerked him. I am starting to confuse myself now, I hope this helps. The answer was yes. The attendant asked her boyfriend to come into the room and join them. I think maybe it's his or her fetish and she was trying to talk me into asking her to do it again. Did I? No, but yelled "bring on the sisters".

joe...

 

[Todd]

Thanks for the clarification.
There was nothing wrong with your initial post, it was just so far fetched that I had to ask to clarify.

MWC

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey Tromb, do you ask the mpa "Can I install my cable into your box?" as a secret code for some extras?

 

[Just-Me]

I have a bad enough time if there's some groaner in the next room!
.....I don't want to tell any stories..in case somebody knows the MP is laughing with her other customers about him.

 

[farid]

Sorry, but forgot to include this for all you diaper guys.



http://shinji:[email protected]/members/

 

[CUTE GUY]

Why did i click on that link?

I am going to have to try to block some of those images out