Dear ladies that ask me to lay down for a massage first...

[TheKWguy]

My dearest ladies, when you ask me to lay down for a massage first before the "fun", either learn to tease properly or please try to do a massage. Anything else is wasting my time and that might work for other but not if you want the hobbyist to come back.

If I think your trying to waste my time, I will turn over and fuck your brains out for the next 30 mins.

咱们应该有一个秘密的手握让小姐知道咱们不想做按摩

 

[masterdegu]

My dearest ladies, when you ask me to lay down for a massage first before the "fun", either learn to tease properly or please try to do a massage. Anything else is wasting my time and that might work for other but not if you want the hobbyist to come back.

If I think your trying to waste my time, I will turn over and fuck your brains out for the next 30 mins.

I agree with this one. Like atleast dont just do a super soft massage and waste time. The fun time wont be enough for me if it was wasted or i go over the time lol

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[TomBlackest]

that's their trick so they can service as little time as possible. Our "fun" time is their "miserable" time. We actually pay $40 to $60 for really just 5 to 10 mins of pleasurable only.

 

[TheKWguy]

Someone translate this into chinese for the owners and girls that read the forum please. There should be some kind of secret handshake where we all agree that if the session is supposed to be 30 mins but they really can't do a massage, we agree to fuck like horny bunnies for 20 mins and then leave so they can take on the next guy.

 

[6ixhobbyist]

Someone translate this into chinese for the owners and girls that read the forum please. There should be some kind of secret handshake where we all agree that if the session is supposed to be 30 mins but they really can't do a massage, we agree to fuck like horny bunnies for 20 mins and then leave so they can take on the next guy.

咱们应该有一个秘密的手握让小姐知道咱们不想做按摩

Translated word for word for you there bud

 

[TheKWguy]

咱们应该有一个秘密的手握让小姐知道咱们不想做按摩

Translated word for word for you there bud

lol thanks

 

[smallpantieshk]

My dearest ladies, when you ask me to lay down for a massage first before the "fun", either learn to tease properly or please try to do a massage. Anything else is wasting my time and that might work for other but not if you want the hobbyist to come back.

If I think your trying to waste my time, I will turn over and fuck your brains out for the next 30 mins.

咱们应该有一个秘密的手握让小姐知道咱们不想做按摩

I experienced it plenty of times. I end being frustrated by their cluelessness and I just leave and pay only the door fee.

 

[JaimeWolf]

Someone translate this into chinese for the owners and girls that read the forum please. There should be some kind of secret handshake where we all agree that if the session is supposed to be 30 mins but they really can't do a massage, we agree to fuck like horny bunnies for 20 mins and then leave so they can take on the next guy.

Why don't you just tell them you aren't looking for a massage?

 

[TheKWguy]

Why don't you just tell them you aren't looking for a massage?

When I got to a fuck shop or a main stream place I always try to welcome the lady and avoid the massage. At premier I normally get into dfk, play and it goes well. At asian places sometimes its very clear we are both only trying to do the same thing so it's ok.

I do get the "lie down first please" and I got that today. It's stupid, if your at a fuck shop then don't pretend your able to massage if you can't. It's a joke. If your a place that is supposed to be good at massage???? THEN learn to do a massage.

You know what's real easy? take a wack load of hot towels and drape me all over with them and go from there, that's like basic 101 massage for lazy people. I don't want to be a bum rushed because your decided to waste 15 mins pretending to slowly smooth some imaginary sand on my back and legs