Question Bad gas

[snoopdoggie]

How about vagina fart during FS and/or after it. ? Is vagina farting a sign of too much fucking of the MPA ( a.k.a very loose vagina)? or something else causing vagina fart? I think ( i could be wrong), the tighter MPA' vagina is less fart it creates. How frequent is vagina fart in women? common? or rare occasion?

I don't know about pussy fart on loose vaginas, but it reminds me about a fairly sexy 50's MILF who's vagina was so loose that I couldn't feel anything at all. I always wondered what caused this, and if that's why she didn't have a man in her life. If her pussy was reasonably tight, she would have had a man for sure. I felt sorry for her. But hey, what can you do? That's life.

Another thing is, if a guy can't feel anything when his dick is in her pussy, does it feel the same for her too? Can she actually feel his dick in there? She seemed satisfied when I fucked her, but it's difficult to read people sometimes.

 

[Sajam Enjoyer]

I struggle with it a lot to the point that I only ever go for a massage either in the morning before I eat anything or in the evening before dinner where I haven't eaten anything for 2+ hours. Sometimes nature happens and you just end up having some weird gastral intestinal movement you can't predict but I've been able to get through it without every needing to pass gas on the table.

 

[Deleted member 104635]

You're getting gas because whatever you've eaten isn't properly digested and that's what's causing the gas.

It's often due to a lack of stomach acid. That's why it's not breaking down you don't have enough naturally occurring digestive enzymes and acids to properly break down your food and it's coming back to haunt you at the least opportune times.

Get some Bragg's organic apple cider vinegar, shake up the bottle so the stuff on the bottom is mixed with the balance of the product, and then put a tablespoon worth of ACV into a 8 oz glass of water and drink it, do this every day and gas won't be a problem.

A bottle is about 8 to 10 dollars at the grocery store.

 

[daty869]

You better thank your dog for not telling your wife anything. Because it knows exactly when you had pussy on your mouth and/or your dick, man.

There are a lot of women who walk their dogs in my neighborhood- likely a dozen or more that I see regularly walking around. When my dog goes to the door to go out we play a game called “follow the hips”…..

 

[daty869]

I struggle with it a lot to the point that I only ever go for a massage either in the morning before I eat anything or in the evening before dinner where I haven't eaten anything for 2+ hours. Sometimes nature happens and you just end up having some weird gastral intestinal movement you can't predict but I've been able to get through it without every needing to pass gas on the table.

I had the same issues and I almost always get massages after 8pm - I have big lunch around 2pm and have a light snack right after the massage.

 

[bob_loblaw]

You better thank your dog for not telling your wife anything. Because it knows exactly when you had pussy on your mouth and/or your dick, man.

Good think no one taught our dogs to 'speak'

 

[daty869]

Yeah - he wouldn’t be the only guy in the house without nuts!

 

[snoopdoggie]

Good think no one taught our dogs to 'speak'

David Letterman thought he had a talking dog on his show.