Absolute Relaxation Health Spa

[hahnya67]

Has anyone been here recently? Looking for a good non-Asian HE close to downtown and this seems like a good spot but all of the reviews I could find are 5-7 years old. Thanks in advance

 

[exile]

Ya, it's pretty convenient for me, so I have been there frequently in the last while. No one has ever asked me about reviews or reviewing there, but I've have a sense they don't encourage a lot of reviews. Crystal has scaled back the website quite a bit so you no longer see a schedule or attendant profiles & pics.

Some attendants have been there for quite a while -- Jenna and Lana for example -- and the service levels haven't changed much from attendant to attendant. As far as service levels go, the vast majority of activity extends no further than BS and HE. In a very few instances those are both pretty spectacular, with many of the attendants you won't find much beyond the bare minimum boundary-wise. Some avoid any contact with you other than their hands.

Crystal has returned to providing service and works a regular M-F day shift. She's definitely at the spectacular end of their service level, but again nothing more than BS & HE. She is outstanding as far as those two services go.

Very much a HE only place with a few gems providing an exciting bodyslide. There's a wide spectrum of looks physically & facially and I won't presume to judge that for anyone but myself.

I am smitten by Crystal and would happily do more with her if she offered, but that line is drawn in concrete as far as I can tell.

 

[hahnya67]

any experience with Tia or Sierra?

 

[exile]

I can't match the names with faces, can you describe them?

 

[Slo-ride]

Haven’t seen Sierra, but Saw Tia 2-1/2 years ago.
5-2”
Man made DD
Some tattoos
Very nice personality
Non-existent massage, but sexy, fun body slide.
I would like to hear more info on who is working these days, and wish the website had attendants listed, but could be worth a visit.

 

[exile]

I'm pretty certain Tia is gone and perhaps Sierra is as well. It's not helpful that the website no longer lists the schedule or names attendants.

I remember 3 names and 5 of the current team:

• Crystal: owner, tall blonde, smart, and sensual. Knows how to excite.
• Jenna: well packaged blonde, very much in control of the session, and not too liberal even inside the limitations of the house rules.
• Lana: tall brunette with a tanning bed addiction. Natural body and enthusiastic. Follows the house rules but rides the edge of them. Also knows how to excite.
• name unknown: shorter, unfit, brunette. Sad massage but a liberal point of view with her service level. Works Sundays.
• name unknown: beautiful asian attendant, shy, tall, not very much fun.

 

[YakYak9]

I'm pretty certain Tia is gone and perhaps Sierra is as well. It's not helpful that the website no longer lists the schedule or names attendants.

I remember 3 names and 5 of the current team:

• Crystal: owner, tall blonde, smart, and sensual. Knows how to excite.
• Jenna: well packaged blonde, very much in control of the session, and not too liberal even inside the limitations of the house rules.
• Lana: tall brunette with a tanning bed addiction. Natural body and enthusiastic. Follows the house rules but rides the edge of them. Also knows how to excite.
• name unknown: shorter, unfit, brunette. Sad massage but a liberal point of view with her service level. Works Sundays.
• name unknown: beautiful asian attendant, shy, tall, not very much fun.

The Cute Asians name is Ellie I believe. But your description of not much fun is correct ️

 

[hahnya67]

They actually do have an up to date schedule if anyone was wondering http://www.absolutehealthspa.com/schedule.asp

 

[Mulva]

I don’t know if it’s the same Jessica on schedule, been years since I’ve been there, but she was smoking hot.
Crystal is great too when she takes her eyes off herself lol.
Jenna has a bush, not a gross hip to hipper though. I found it quite hot.


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[exile]

They actually do have an up to date schedule if anyone was wondering http://www.absolutehealthspa.com/schedule.asp

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The page is not kept up to date -- that's very out of date. Many of the people listed no longer work there. Yes, Google can still see the page, but the link has been removed from the main menu and the page isn't maintained. With not much effort you can still get to model profile pages from several years ago.

Crystal really needs to hire someone who knows their stuff web-wise to update her site & content.

 

[hahnya67]

Oh ok, see I was thinking since the days and numbers lined up with January (Sunday is the 14th) I thought it was still updated. I understand not having pictures, but they should still have a schedule that’s up to date at the very least

 

[69suds]

If there was higher mileage to be had then I would visit the spa.

 

[YakYak9]

Oh ok, see I was thinking since the days and numbers lined up with January (Sunday is the 14th) I thought it was still updated. I understand not having pictures, but they should still have a schedule that’s up to date at the very least

I think the schedule still ticks over, but it's from Jan 2014

 

[exile]

Met Lia there last night. Fit, medium-height blond with a friendly attitude. Great edging technique just inside AH's limits. Very enjoyable session for me.

 

[exile]

Schedule is now current.

 

[mike2night]

Is Jenna still there? I don't see her on the schedule. I love a little bush! I would see Jessica there but that was years ago now. She provided excellent service. I've been with Crystal and service was very good if you're only looking a body slide. Despite it being a very nice place I prefer a different level of service so dont frequent there much since Jessica left years ago.

 

[Asslvr7777]

Anybody know anything about Maria?

 

[bajajvenus]

What’s the cost ? Anybody

 

[exile]

http://absolutehealthspa.com/services_new.asp

The place is very YMMV from attendant to attendant. Crystal has her personal limits and doesn't impose them on the staff instead she tells the others to set their own. So service levels range from not much at all to FS. I like Crystal's level of service 'cause she's so good at it but it mightn't be other people's preference.